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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Rebellion”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>228 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt1): The Virgin Boy Egg of China</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We begin a epic series down the life of revolutionary and founder of modern China, Chiang Kai-Shek. Chiang quickly shed his 'Milk name' and headed out into a career in the military, nationalism and syphilis</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>211 - V.I. Lenin (pt2): Founder of the USSR (a.k.a. Karl Marx's Afterbirth)</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades!  The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades!  The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades! 
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    <![CDATA[<p>The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades!  The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs&#39; is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!</p>]]>
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  <title>209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta &amp; England's Softest Sword</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>157 - George Washington (1781-1799): The President, The Master... The King</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. 
America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy.  While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:16:53</itunes:duration>
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America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy.  While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. 
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America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy.  While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who&#39;s policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.</p>]]>
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America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy.  While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who&#39;s policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.</p>]]>
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  <title>156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!</itunes:subtitle>
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    <![CDATA[<p>In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW&#39;s no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW&#39;s no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!</p>]]>
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  <title>87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus &amp; YAS QUEEN Isabella</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii2</link>
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