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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!</title>
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We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.</itunes:subtitle>
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We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME. 
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