web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:20:59 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/president Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles2 584baa59-ee9c-4431-aa42-4f27f45e9e6b Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon. 1:56:07 yes The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, Civil War, president, warfare, military history, battle, rebellion The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.

]]> The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johntyler f4018595-9860-4933-939a-2085a7da14c4 Thu, 10 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident. 1:52:05 yes John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident. biography, history, comedy, drinks, America, president, John Tyler, forgetable, politician John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.

]]> John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jefferson dd605c09-2c04-4c1f-b081-c5c5b20f7061 Thu, 15 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Join in the roast of the "turd" president of the USA, Thomas Jefferson. He was Chief author of the Declaration of Independence, closeted Francophile, and the father of the cripplingly slow bipartisan system. Not to mention he fathered mixed-race family in slavery and refused to liberate them, even after death. 1:42:55 yes Join in the roast of the "turd" president of the USA, Thomas Jefferson. He was Chief author of the Declaration of Independence, closeted Francophile, and the father of the cripplingly slow bipartisan system. Not to mention he fathered mixed-race family in slavery and refused to liberate them, even after death. biograpghy, drinks, president, Declaration of Independence, author, slavery, hypocrite, bipartisan, Thomas Jefferson, Join in the roast of the "turd" president of the USA, Thomas Jefferson. He was Chief author of the Declaration of Independence, closeted Francophile, and the father of the cripplingly slow bipartisan system. Not to mention he fathered mixed-race family in slavery and refused to liberate them, even after death.

]]> Join in the roast of the "turd" president of the USA, Thomas Jefferson. He was Chief author of the Declaration of Independence, closeted Francophile, and the father of the cripplingly slow bipartisan system. Not to mention he fathered mixed-race family in slavery and refused to liberate them, even after death.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington3 c0fe0947-0181-4757-b6fa-cf6267d671e7 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. 2:16:53 yes Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, American Revolution, president, Election, power, influence, Constitution, founding father, Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, Slavery, abolition, feudalism, rebellion, government, american government, genocide Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington.
America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.

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America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington2 2c09c0d6-4a7f-4e22-9395-26871bfd5297 Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie! 1:59:13 yes In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, American Revolution, president, warfare, military history, founding father, George Washington, battle, rebellion In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!

]]> In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/guiteau 45f1b764-7fd8-4e6d-87e6-9b4e168b4961 Thu, 30 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. 1:30:53 yes Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, guns, felon, crime, murder, assassin, president, sex cult, true crime Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.

]]> Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/buchanan 61a1380a-f2b4-4213-a158-5069869f17a6 Thu, 06 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter. 1:20:46 yes Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, Civil War, American Civil War, president, US Government, racism, homosexual, LGBTQ, drunk, politics, scandal, politician, James Buchanan, Union, Confederates, blunder, dough face, Congress, Senate, Senator, Pennsylvania, Lancaster, Washington DC, The white house, bachelor, first lady, party, south, slavery, Lincoln Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

]]> Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/georgehwbush 069c084e-3eb7-434d-9676-9ccdf9da8ee7 Thu, 13 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What do CIA funded death squads, Yale cheerleading and oily Kuwaiti handjobs have in common? Why, President George HW Bush, of course! This is our anti-eulogy to the war criminal with the craaaaazy, waaaacky socks you've been hearing about. 1:47:58 yes What do CIA funded death squads, Yale cheerleading and oily Kuwaiti handjobs have in common? Why, President George HW Bush, of course! This is our anti-eulogy to the war criminal with the craaaaazy, waaaacky socks you've been hearing about. Podcast, history, comedy, america, president, CIA, George Bush, Nazi, South America, Gulf War, Iraq, Shadow wars, robber Baron, oil, cheerleading, yale, skull and bones, central America, Drugs, war on drugs, war crimes, crime, shadow ops, Vietnam, HW, 2018, 41, Bush 41, Reagan, 1990s, civil rights, Republican, Democrat, elite, 1 percent, 1%, wealth, What do CIA funded death squads, Yale cheerleading and oily Kuwaiti handjobs have in common? Why, President George HW Bush, of course! This is our anti-eulogy to the war criminal with the craaaaazy, waaaacky socks you've been hearing about.

]]> What do CIA funded death squads, Yale cheerleading and oily Kuwaiti handjobs have in common? Why, President George HW Bush, of course! This is our anti-eulogy to the war criminal with the craaaaazy, waaaacky socks you've been hearing about.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/andrewjackson 763d1c08-2002-49e2-93e6-63a359741f3c Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' 1:47:39 yes You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' podcast, USA, comedy, history, drinking, President, US History, 19th Century, Native American, Oppression, war, military, ruler, politics, affair, scandal, duel, pistol, genocide, trail of tears, manifest destiny, America, USA, expansionism, revolution, Democrat, Trump, Jackson, Money, dollar, currency, deregulation, 50 cent, shot, imperialism, western democracy, elections, campaign, brutal, anger, old dead dude, War of 1812 You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/yeltsin c8be19eb-5360-471d-a019-94b19c4ca1f0 Thu, 19 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin. 57:49 yes John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'Only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin. John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'Only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin.

]]> John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'Only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin.

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