web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:21:28 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/politics Thu, 19 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander2 db03775b-51d3-4ad2-a3ac-cc2e46709be9 Thu, 19 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. 1:16:54 yes Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, greek history, ancient history, classical, Alexander the Great, warfare, Greece, Macedonia, Persia, politics, Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

]]> Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles1 55855ce4-add6-4638-8555-acc4fb8fc2ac Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. 2:17:00 yes The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, politics, international, New York, Washington, 19th Century, murder, true crime, scandal, political scandal, sex work, sex, America, corruption, Civil War The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gaiusmarius 165b8120-861c-4d59-b557-a436e3def738 Thu, 30 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. 1:52:03 yes Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Rome, Roman History, warfare, democracy, politics, Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alcibaides 6c37a561-c3fa-46fb-a00b-f19dcae61029 Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow. 1:46:50 yes You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Greek, Athens, Sparta, warfare, democracy, politics, bisexuality You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.

]]> You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/robford 1b2fb037-726c-4d00-afaf-668c35089b42 Thu, 09 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods. 1:39:38 yes Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods. Podcast, Comedy, history, politics, canada, toronto, Ontario, Rob Ford, drugs, crack, party, mayor, drunk, crackhead Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods.

]]> Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/buchanan 61a1380a-f2b4-4213-a158-5069869f17a6 Thu, 06 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter. 1:20:46 yes Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, Civil War, American Civil War, president, US Government, racism, homosexual, LGBTQ, drunk, politics, scandal, politician, James Buchanan, Union, Confederates, blunder, dough face, Congress, Senate, Senator, Pennsylvania, Lancaster, Washington DC, The white house, bachelor, first lady, party, south, slavery, Lincoln Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

]]> Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/samhughes e08f88bc-a930-4ecb-96ad-d6c47b45c4fd Thu, 23 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander. 1:54:01 yes What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander. Podcast, History, Comedy, WWI, warfare, Canada, army, reserves, The Somme, Passchendaele, generals, tactics, battlefield, enlistment, The great War, war, Nationalism, Military, Militaria, rifle, trench warfare, lacrosse, Toronto, Prime Minister, Politics, Corruption, patronage What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander.

]]> What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin1 ef18078f-dab9-45b6-b7b7-4c13fafa8d63 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... 1:40:27 yes We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, patriot, revolution, american revolution, founding father, 1776, Ben Franklin, sex, scandal, tabloid, fake news, loyalist, Britain, Brexit, Colony, colonialism, war, politics, London, Philadelphia, America, 18th Century, noble, royals, Parliament, money, currency, affair, orgy, satanism, propaganda, newspapers, fake news, Inventor, Entrepreneur, success, business, legend, myth We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kimjongil 9a31c4b5-4d2d-41c9-86b6-c0c42eb760c8 Thu, 28 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! 1:58:23 yes When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, dictator, Korea, North Korea, South Korea, Communism, DMZ, Crazy, kidnapping, murder, crimes against humanity, basketball, pants suit, asian, Asia, hostile, oppression, mass murderer, politics, global politics, war, movies, totalitarian When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tweed 2bf15ddc-5283-4729-aa6a-2091b04618b0 Thu, 28 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The original New York City fat cat. Worked over the political system to swindled over poor immigrants so he could suck down dump trucks of oysters. He was a big boy with a big attitude and was definitely in the Phantom Menace. 1:31:42 yes The original New York City fat cat. He worked over the political system to swindled over poor immigrants so he could suck down dump trucks of oysters. He was a big boy with a big attitude and was definitely in the Phantom Menace. podcast, comedy, history, drinking, NYC, New York, corruption, Politics, immigrants, firefighting, fat, obese, rich, 1800s, Gangs of New York, 19th century, Boss Tweed, Congress, Democrats, Lawyer, wealth, cheat, Manhattan, Phantom Menace, The original New York City fat cat. He worked over the political system to swindled over poor immigrants so he could suck down dump trucks of oysters. He was a big boy with a big attitude and was definitely in the Phantom Menace.

]]> The original New York City fat cat. He worked over the political system to swindled over poor immigrants so he could suck down dump trucks of oysters. He was a big boy with a big attitude and was definitely in the Phantom Menace.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/andrewjackson 763d1c08-2002-49e2-93e6-63a359741f3c Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' 1:47:39 yes You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' podcast, USA, comedy, history, drinking, President, US History, 19th Century, Native American, Oppression, war, military, ruler, politics, affair, scandal, duel, pistol, genocide, trail of tears, manifest destiny, America, USA, expansionism, revolution, Democrat, Trump, Jackson, Money, dollar, currency, deregulation, 50 cent, shot, imperialism, western democracy, elections, campaign, brutal, anger, old dead dude, War of 1812 You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/mackenzie 9b140d70-f479-4b77-9e88-c27b75fbd4a2 Thu, 02 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North. 1:35:30 yes When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North. Podcast, History, comedy, drinking, Canada, Ontario, Toronto, 19th Century, colonial, colonialism, British Empire, America, Upstate New York, Buffalo, Revolution, insurrection, rebellion, constitution, Scotland, immigrants, political, reform, politics, newspaper, press When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.

]]> When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.

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