Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying all 10 Episode of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag “party”.
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215 - Dimebag Darrell: Beta-Pantera Shredder & White Wine Enthusiast
January 13th, 2022 | 1 hr 52 mins
america history, bands, comedy, dimebag darrell, drinking, guitar, guitar god, history, local music, metal, metallica, music, music history, pantera, party, podcast, rockstar, texas
Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES.
We also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it! -
112 - Rob Ford: Toronto's Rotund Crackhead Mayor
January 9th, 2020 | 1 hr 39 mins
canada, comedy, crack, crackhead, drugs, drunk, history, mayor, ontario, party, podcast, politics, rob ford, toronto
Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods.
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88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus
July 18th, 2019 | 1 hr 16 mins
18th century, classical, classical music, comedy, composer, drinking, fetish, gross, history, mozart, music, party, podcast, poop
The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note.
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82 - President James Buchanan: The Dough-Faced Southern Sympathizer that Broke America
June 6th, 2019 | 1 hr 20 mins
american civil war, american history, bachelor, blunder, civil war, comedy, confederates, congress, dough face, drinking, drunk, first lady, history, homosexual, james buchanan, lancaster, lgbtq, lincoln, party, pennsylvania, podcast, politician, politics, president, racism, scandal, senate, senator, slavery, south, the white house, union, us government, washington dc
Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.
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67 - Tallulah Bankhead: The Flapper that Flops Out All the Two-Handers
February 21st, 2019 | 1 hr 52 mins
acting, actress, addict, bisexual, bourbon, broadway, celebrity, cocaine, codeine, coke, comedy, drinking, drunk, flappers, free love, group sex, history, hollywood, london, movies, new york, orgy, party, personality, podcast, sex, sex addict, singer, stage performer, std, tabloid, thespian, weed, west end, wwi, wwii
With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.
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65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah
February 7th, 2019 | 1 hr 23 mins
apocalypse, blasphemy, catholic, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, history, illuminati, incest, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kabbalah, kosher, leader, messiah, murder, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, poland, polish, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, secret society, sex, turkey, zion
If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!
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64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah
January 31st, 2019 | 1 hr 37 mins
apocalypse, blasphemy, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, hebrew, history, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kosher, leader, messiah, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, sex, talmud, torah, turkey, zion
This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!
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55 - Commodus: The Most Erect Roman Emperor
November 22nd, 2018 | 1 hr 39 mins
blood, blood sport, brutal, colosseum, comedy, demagogue, despot, drinking, emperor, entitled, fall of rome, famine, fight, fire, gladiator, history, imperial, murder, party, podcast, roman, roman emperor, rome, trust fund, tyrant
Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.
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33 - John Mytton: History's Drunkest Aristocrat
June 21st, 2018 | 1 hr 34 mins
19th century, alcoholic, animal cruelty, bear, comedy, death metal, dogs, drinking, england, english, history, inheritance, millionaire, monkeys, nobility, party, party animal, podcast, rich, rockstar, spoiled rich, wagon crash
Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals!
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17 - Keith Moon of The Who
March 1st, 2018 | 1 hr 15 mins
70s, british, classic rock, comedy, drinking, drummer, drumming, history, kieth moon, party, podcast, rock, rock and roll, the who, uk
When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.