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  <title>71 - William Shakespeare: To Cream or Not to Cream!</title>
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  <title>21 - Caravaggio: Master Painter &amp; Pox-ridden Sociopath</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.</itunes:subtitle>
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