web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:07:29 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/noble Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ivantheterrible d697e7d6-30e2-44b2-8f2f-d39d323097c0 Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. 1:35:18 yes This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. Podcast, comedy, history, murder, murderer, royal, torture, Russia, 16th Century, czar, impale, serial killer, prince, noble, monarchy, Russian History, medieval This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin1 ef18078f-dab9-45b6-b7b7-4c13fafa8d63 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... 1:40:27 yes We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, patriot, revolution, american revolution, founding father, 1776, Ben Franklin, sex, scandal, tabloid, fake news, loyalist, Britain, Brexit, Colony, colonialism, war, politics, London, Philadelphia, America, 18th Century, noble, royals, Parliament, money, currency, affair, orgy, satanism, propaganda, newspapers, fake news, Inventor, Entrepreneur, success, business, legend, myth We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bathory f67fd5ab-6158-4a8a-9d76-a6a54e6bd87b Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. 1:40:13 yes We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

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