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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “New World”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>271 - Crappy Colonies: San Miguel de Gualdape</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>77 - Francisco Pizarro: Illiterate Pig-Farmer Conquistador </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. 
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  <title>57 - Gregor MacGregor: 19th Century Trouble in Paradise</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat.  
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  <itunes:duration>1:40:40</itunes:duration>
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  <title>4 -  St. Brendan the Navigator</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Who discovered America? A drunk Irishman in a leather boat with a strong affinity towards sheep. </itunes:subtitle>
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