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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>4 -  St. Brendan the Navigator</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Who discovered America? A drunk Irishman in a leather boat with a strong affinity towards sheep. </itunes:subtitle>
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