web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:59:47 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Murder” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/murder Thu, 20 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 216 - Agrippina the Younger: Move Over Dummies, Mom's Driving https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/agrippina 07dee583-45fe-46f2-9205-7744b4245ab6 Thu, 20 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest. Tits out for the Empress! 2:17:28 yes You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest. Tits out for the Empress! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Roman History, Nero, Caligula, Agrippina, Empress, Money, ancient rome, powerful women, women history, murder, lust, incest, true crime You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest.
Tits out for the Empress!

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Tits out for the Empress!

]]> 212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benoit 5e7bc93d-d7d4-4168-a385-aec8e251a47b Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial. 1:19:15 yes Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, wrestling, WWE, WWF, American History, True crime, Murder, Sports injury, Brain Damage, vince mcmahon, professional wrestling, Sports Entertainment, Crime, death, Quebec, French Canadian Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.

]]> Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.

]]> 208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles1 55855ce4-add6-4638-8555-acc4fb8fc2ac Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. 2:17:00 yes The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, politics, international, New York, Washington, 19th Century, murder, true crime, scandal, political scandal, sex work, sex, America, corruption, Civil War The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.

]]> 202 - Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/robespierre 4f5c26a2-712f-4a5b-a7c7-2374ce9dbe3b Thu, 07 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to! 2:11:34 yes France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, 18th century, France, Paris, French Revolution, murder, true crime, Revolution, Guillotine, France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!

]]> France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre. You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!

]]> 199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/duck 12696adf-affa-479d-84fe-be42cf5f74ea Thu, 16 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet. 2:00:00 yes Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, China, Chinese, Tong, Underground, True Crime, Gangs, Gangster, Chinese American, Chinatown, New York City, Gangs of New York, Murder, Crime, drugs, assassins Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

]]> Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.

]]> 195 - John Gotti: I'm not a Pervert, just the Teflon Don https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gotti b2e08de3-13f4-4fab-b338-8727b9e39d8d Thu, 19 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas! 2:14:10 yes Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas! Podcast, History, Mafia, gangster, true crime, the family, Italian, Italian American, murder Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas!

]]> Gotti was the flashy Don of the NY mafia Gambino family. It's hair gel, extortion and all out murder. Suck on some salami and get ready to stomp on some Goombas!

]]> 178 - Phil Spector: Gun-Toting Music Producer https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/spector ccf701b4-70c9-4da0-bee5-d32ed35bbaf5 Thu, 22 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Due to psychological trauma from childhood bullying and being peed on, Phil Spector brought a handgun to his studio recording sessions to manipulate and strong-arm talent. When a mentally unstable producer haphazardly waves a loaded firearm about- What could possibly go wrong? (Spoilers: Second degree murder) 1:06:02 yes Due to psychological trauma from childhood bullying and being peed on, Phil Spector brought a handgun to his studio recording sessions to manipulate and strong-arm talent. When a mentally unstable producer haphazardly waves a loaded firearm about- What could possibly go wrong? (Spoilers: Second degree murder) drinks, biography, comedy, music, producer, gun, firearm, urine, bully, murder, wall of sound, record Due to psychological trauma from childhood bullying and being peed on, Phil Spector brought a handgun to his studio recording sessions to manipulate and strong-arm talent. When a mentally unstable producer haphazardly waves a loaded firearm about- What could possibly go wrong? (Spoilers: Second degree murder)

]]> Due to psychological trauma from childhood bullying and being peed on, Phil Spector brought a handgun to his studio recording sessions to manipulate and strong-arm talent. When a mentally unstable producer haphazardly waves a loaded firearm about- What could possibly go wrong? (Spoilers: Second degree murder)

]]> 176 - C.L. Blood: Nitrous Oxide Doctor with a flare for Malpractice https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/clblood 8de69106-dea5-464b-b95e-21681c3a9fa3 Thu, 08 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit. 1:44:21 yes You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, medical, snake oil, Nitroxide, Laughing gas, Phish, Con Artist, Murder, true crime, doctor, 19th century You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit.

]]> You know how to cure most diseases? Nitrous oxide, a.k.a. Laughing Gas! C.L. Blood was dishing out more balloons full of this stuff to 19th century TB patients than the hippie-mafia at Phish shows! This unscrupulous doctor was not afraid to go above and beyond the law to turn a profit.

]]> 159 - Ned Kelly: Australia's Dirty Robin Hood https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nedkelly 66136c27-1c23-45c1-8b05-b7080b0d961f Thu, 03 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Garbage Andy throws some shrimp on the barbie and joins us in the Outback: The land of criminals, Mad Max, Steve Irwins and the majestic Bin Chicken. The character and spirit of this upside-down country is most embodied in the spirit of Ned Kelly. Ned lived fast and died young as a very distinctively Australian Robin Hood. Most of his mishaps involved accidental homoerotic scraps, nonchalant armed robbery and even a guns blazing shoot-out complete with iron body armor. 1:58:32 yes Garbage Andy throws some shrimp on the barbie and joins us in the Outback: The land of criminals, Mad Max, Steve Irwins and the majestic Bin Chicken. The character and spirit of this upside-down country is most embodied in the spirit of Ned Kelly. Ned lived fast and died young as a very distinctively Australian Robin Hood. Most of his mishaps involved accidental homoerotic scraps, nonchalant armed robbery and even a guns blazing shoot-out complete with iron body armor. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Australian History, Australia, robin hood, guns, weapons, drunkard, felon, crime, bootlegging, murder, rifle, carbine, jail, assault, corruption, down under, Outback steakhouse, Garbage Andy throws some shrimp on the barbie and joins us in the Outback: The land of criminals, Mad Max, Steve Irwins and the majestic Bin Chicken. The character and spirit of this upside-down country is most embodied in the spirit of Ned Kelly. Ned lived fast and died young as a very distinctively Australian Robin Hood. Most of his mishaps involved accidental homoerotic scraps, nonchalant armed robbery and even a guns blazing shoot-out complete with iron body armor.

]]> Garbage Andy throws some shrimp on the barbie and joins us in the Outback: The land of criminals, Mad Max, Steve Irwins and the majestic Bin Chicken. The character and spirit of this upside-down country is most embodied in the spirit of Ned Kelly. Ned lived fast and died young as a very distinctively Australian Robin Hood. Most of his mishaps involved accidental homoerotic scraps, nonchalant armed robbery and even a guns blazing shoot-out complete with iron body armor.

]]> 154 - Marquis de Sade: The Unhinged Granddaddy of BDSM https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sade bda18b3e-8ca9-4fb3-a0bd-ea76e2908aef Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade. 2:22:11 yes This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, 18th century, France, Paris, French Revolution, BDSM, Kink, whips, bondage, murder, true crime, insanity, sex, banned books, novel, writer, books, philosophy, Sadism, nihilism, orgy, free love, This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.

]]> This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.

]]> 150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8 84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. 2:42:17 yes Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Renaissance, 16th Century, royal, King, monarchy, beheading, execution, change, Queen, manhunt, insanity, murder, affair, scandal Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> 138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone? https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vlad 100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ 1:48:20 yes Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Romania, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 15th Century, royal, King, monarchy, torture, murder, vampire, myth, legend, horror, gothic Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> 136 - Robert Kardashian: The Simp, the Momager & the Hell Spawn https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kardashian b01ce5c4-aa62-440c-9839-e452ef2d294f Thu, 25 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. 2:34:10 yes The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, True Crime, thief, vain, self centered, gossip, pop culture, reality tv, Kardashian, affair, sex, law, murder, model, fashion, Lawyer, wealth The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

]]> The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

]]> 131 - Walter Jackson Freeman II: Freestyle Lobotomy Smooth Brain https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/freeman f7264bb0-d2f2-421b-a7c1-26e119d06a20 Thu, 21 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt! 1:56:15 yes William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, 1960s, lobotomy, murder, Kennedy, surgery, medical, medicine, surgery, trauma William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt!

]]> William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt!

]]> 128 - Charles Guiteau: Serial Masturbator to Presidential Assassin https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/guiteau 45f1b764-7fd8-4e6d-87e6-9b4e168b4961 Thu, 30 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. 1:30:53 yes Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, guns, felon, crime, murder, assassin, president, sex cult, true crime Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.

]]> Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.

]]> 125 - Jimmy Superfly Snuka: Coconut-brained, homicidal Hawaiian WWF Superstar https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/snuka d3f5f936-6771-47e5-98cf-cfeb2d3e5775 Thu, 09 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate arena... so the 80's. There was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler was none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide. 2:20:20 yes In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, wrestling, wwe, wwf, hawaii, hawaiian, kayfabe, murder, true crime, idiot In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide.

]]> In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide.

]]> 104 - Gaston B. Means: 100% Shyster with a Dash of Geriatric Murder https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gastonmeans 967a8030-8c7e-4523-a44c-75a1559dbb15 Thu, 07 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!! 1:47:28 yes Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!! Podcast, History, Comedy, Private Eye, detective, murder, thief, con man, conspiracy, fraud Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

]]> Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

]]> 103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang' https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/childstars 19d6ca32-8373-4340-8c70-73c15670d0b6 Thu, 31 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick. Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight? 2:08:14 yes We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick. Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight? Podcast, Comedy, History, Hollywood, Little Rascals, Diff'rent Strokes, Child Stars, drugs, porn, sadism, brats, corruption, drug abuse, actors, fame, scandal, murder, We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick.

Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?

]]> We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick.

Did Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?

]]> 93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot? https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/rasputin 234cb5d6-c63b-4c6f-98fd-bd59cedfdaf0 Thu, 22 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong? 1:42:48 yes Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong? podcast, comedy, history, Russia, Rasputin, WWI, Sex magic, Tsar, conspiracy, murder, wizard, sorcerer, Siberia, catholic, cult, sect, corruption Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?

]]> Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?

]]> 90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/carbine 4adf0e6d-52f5-40eb-9bca-6e11589e39a0 Thu, 01 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire. 1:31:16 yes Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, guns, weapons, WW2, craftsman, drunkard, felon, crime, bootlegging, murder, rifle, carbine, jail, assault, inventor, idiot Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.

]]> Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.

]]> 81 - Ivan the Terrible: Was pretty damn terrible https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ivantheterrible d697e7d6-30e2-44b2-8f2f-d39d323097c0 Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. 1:35:18 yes This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. Podcast, comedy, history, murder, murderer, royal, torture, Russia, 16th Century, czar, impale, serial killer, prince, noble, monarchy, Russian History, medieval This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> 78 - Valerie Solanas: The Feminist Eugenist that gunned down Andy Warhol https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/solanas 8afe31a0-e17e-4d3d-aef7-39ab18e00c55 Thu, 09 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was the woman who gunned down Andy Warhol a radical feminist fighting the patriarchy or just a hobo Hitler that wanted to exterminate the inferior male gender? Find out as we roast the queen of bumming cigarettes and giving out quickies, Valerie Solanas. Plus a extremely kid friendly lesson about the birds and the bees from Travis. 1:46:06 yes Was the woman who gunned down Andy Warhol a radical feminist fighting the patriarchy or just a hobo Hitler that wanted to exterminate the inferior male gender? Find out as we roast the queen of bumming cigarettes and giving out quickies, Valerie Solanas. Plus a extremely kid friendly lesson about the birds and the bees from Travis. podcast, history, drinking, murder, attempted murder, Feminism, andy warhol, pop art, NYC, Greenwich Village, LGBTQ, gay movement, writer, powerful women, crazy, SCUM Manifesto, 1960's, 1968, art history, NOW, criminal, patriarchy, the factory, avant garde, hobo, philosophy Was the woman who gunned down Andy Warhol a radical feminist fighting the patriarchy or just a hobo Hitler that wanted to exterminate the inferior male gender? Find out as we roast the queen of bumming cigarettes and giving out quickies, Valerie Solanas.
Plus a extremely kid friendly lesson about the birds and the bees from Travis.

]]> Was the woman who gunned down Andy Warhol a radical feminist fighting the patriarchy or just a hobo Hitler that wanted to exterminate the inferior male gender? Find out as we roast the queen of bumming cigarettes and giving out quickies, Valerie Solanas.
Plus a extremely kid friendly lesson about the birds and the bees from Travis.

]]> 77 - Francisco Pizarro: Illiterate Pig-Farmer Conquistador https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pizarro fa4effe1-93d7-4cfd-a51c-c0ea1051a929 Thu, 02 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. 1:26:26 yes Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Spain, Conquistador, 16th century, Colonization, murder, genocide, explorer, seafarer, new world, peru, inca, native, llamas, discovery, gold, warfare, sociology Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.

]]> Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.

]]> 76 - Francisco Macías Nguema: Africa's Hitler that HATED smarty boys! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nguema b2f92460-d03e-46ae-bf85-9fc4561e38f6 Thu, 25 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that, like you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. 1:26:24 yes Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Africa, dictator, murder, mass murder, genocide, ignorance, colonialism, African History, cannibalism, Witch doctor, brain drain, intellectual, equatorial guinea, crazy, villain, drugs, psychedelic, 60s, 70s, execution, cult, cult of personality, populism, Spain Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.

]]> Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.

]]> 75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country & Family https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2 1493d1ab-0b56-4b68-890e-6044bb6c6305 Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. 1:11:02 yes The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. Podcast, Comedy, History, drinking, America, American Revolution, War for Independence, 1776, Ben Franklin, Founding fathers, spy, espionage, diplomacy, France, England, Paris, War, Colonial America, sex, scandal, death, murder, The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> 72 - Kim Jong-il: Ass-eating Communist Dictator of North Korea https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kimjongil 9a31c4b5-4d2d-41c9-86b6-c0c42eb760c8 Thu, 28 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! 1:58:23 yes When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, dictator, Korea, North Korea, South Korea, Communism, DMZ, Crazy, kidnapping, murder, crimes against humanity, basketball, pants suit, asian, Asia, hostile, oppression, mass murderer, politics, global politics, war, movies, totalitarian When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> 71 - William Shakespeare: To Cream or Not to Cream! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/shakespeare 900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e Thu, 21 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this Master of the English Language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. 1:06:23 yes Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, literature, theater, Shakespeare, 16th Century, classics, acting, England, London, UK, English Language, the stage, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, teacher, school, poetry, Drama, piercings, painting, masterpiece, books, plays, sex, bisexual, adultery, cheating, conspiracy, murder, cover up Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> 70 - Al Capone: Creamy, Syphilitic Italian Penne https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/capone aef0a23f-5006-4474-892d-77bd3a1c7b00 Thu, 14 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce. 1:28:17 yes He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce. Podcast, history, comedy, drunk, italian, mobster, gangster, mafia, murderer, killer, Italian american, Chicago, new york, crime, std, murder, boss, syphilis, prostitution, embezzlement, organised crime, golf, gun violence, Tommy gun, scarface, chitown, 1930s, 20th century, robbery, sbarros, pasta, pizza, brooklyn, gang, underworld, bootlegging He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce.

]]> He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce.

]]> 65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacobfrank 3ca1bc80-254f-4d30-90b1-990d81845b10 Thu, 07 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! 1:23:42 yes If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Poland, Polish,Jewish, catholic, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, incest, murder, illuminati, secret society, Kabbalah If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

]]> If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

]]> 59 - Jack "Sloppy Boy" Kerouac: Goof Troupe pt. 2 https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kerouac 3ef4f43b-0353-483e-bc12-cea14089194d Thu, 27 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder. 1:31:28 yes Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, Kerouac, beat, beat generation, alcoholic, poet, freeform, murder, cover up, Long Island, San Fransisco, Northport, On the road, road trip, hobo, hypocrite, antisocial, reading, scroll, teenage, hipster, fake Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder.

]]> Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder.

]]> 55 - Commodus: The Most Erect Roman Emperor https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/commodus 40034cfc-2e6a-4cad-a9c7-4482dc2c48b1 Thu, 22 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort. 1:39:15 yes Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort. Podcast, Comedy, History, drinking, Roman, Emperor, Roman Emperor, Rome, Gladiator, Colosseum, despot, entitled, Murder, trust fund, fight, blood, blood sport, Imperial, demagogue, fall of rome, party, brutal, tyrant, famine, fire Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.

]]> Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.

]]> 51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/matthewhopkins aada60cb-2ca1-4ba8-af47-fbe53e69b5b0 Thu, 25 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 1:20:44 yes Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> 49 - Ty Cobb: Baseball's Dirtiest Player slides into your DMs https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tycobb 2da210ee-13ac-4f80-aa66-0419d02a8ac1 Thu, 11 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Baseball legend Ty Cobb played a dirty game on and off the diamond. His hobbies included…pistol whipping men to death, picking fights with amputees and digging out viscera from between his cleats. His level of violence really knocked it out of the park. 1:26:10 yes Baseball legend Ty Cobb played a dirty game on and off the diamond. His hobbies included…pistol whipping men to death, picking fights with amputees and digging out viscera from between his cleats. His level of violence really knocked it out of the park. Podcast, history, comedy, drinking, baseball, sports, sports legend, all star, legend, bases, playing dirty, bad sportsmanship, brawling, fighting, murder, assault, Baseball legend Ty Cobb played a dirty game on and off the diamond. His hobbies included…pistol whipping men to death, picking fights with amputees and digging out viscera from between his cleats. His level of violence really knocked it out of the park.

]]> Baseball legend Ty Cobb played a dirty game on and off the diamond. His hobbies included…pistol whipping men to death, picking fights with amputees and digging out viscera from between his cleats. His level of violence really knocked it out of the park.

]]> 43 - Master Class: Cooks 'Typhoid Mary and the Gals' https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/masterclasscooks 3850d566-7624-4ab2-9a5a-b528d66955d9 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'. 1:26:49 yes You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, cannibal, crime, criminal, true crime, cooking, irish, Italian, Romanian, culinary, chef, kitchen, cooking, food, disease, plague, epidemic, poison, murder, baked goods, 20th Century, New York, Italy, Romania, soup, ice cream, baking, dating, You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'.

]]> You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'.

]]> 40 - Sawney Bean: All in the Cannibal Family https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sawneybean 70e0c538-b02f-43c4-b1f3-aeac2d4058a2 Thu, 09 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals. 1:22:53 yes What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, cannibal, inbreeding, inbred, Scotland, cave, cave dwelling, crime, criminal, raiders, ambush, murder, 1500s, 16th century, legend, man eater, What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.

]]> What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.

]]> 30 - Elizabeth Báthory: Tub Girl con Carne https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bathory f67fd5ab-6158-4a8a-9d76-a6a54e6bd87b Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. 1:40:13 yes We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

]]> We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

]]> 26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sado 6e133682-e09e-4b6a-8d69-2fbdeaae312a Thu, 03 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. 1:29:56 yes We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

]]> We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

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