web01.fireside.fm Fri, 17 Apr 2026 05:57:52 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/movies Thu, 30 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bogart dde37138-04be-4355-9004-a2abec5db61b Thu, 30 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late. 1:30:16 yes We exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Hollywood, movies, actors, Film, Film history, Golden Age of Hollywood, cinema, acting, Film Noire, 1940s We exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late.

]]> We exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/disney acd78d13-d46c-4223-8e68-0e0b91444a10 Thu, 07 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro! 2:12:56 yes Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro! Podcast, Comedy, History, America History, animation, disney, Walt Disney, Disney World, Americana, Cultural Studies, Mickey Mouse, Cartoons, Hollywood, Movies, Icon Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!

]]> Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gcs1 597c00eb-da69-4bb8-8aaa-2dbe343756af Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best. 2:00:29 yes George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, acting, hollywood, films, movies, cinema, film history, violence George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.

]]> George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/barrymore 1e65721c-48f7-4866-b136-73591b497ef4 Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. 1:31:48 yes This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, hollywood, movies, theater, acting, entertainment, gossip, tabloid, LA, New York This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.

]]> This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/carygrant 1bfc8a23-3152-49ca-a2b4-b17692e18a46 Thu, 26 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast From a dirty little street kid to the world's most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood's ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?! 2:10:23 yes From a dirty little street kid to the world's most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood's ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Hollywood, star, gossip, scandal, movies, acting, man, manly man, film, film history, vaudeville, rags to riches, English, English Acting, poor parenting From a dirty little street kid to the world's most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood's ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?!

]]> From a dirty little street kid to the world's most handsome man, Cary Grant was Hollywood's ultimate handsome boy. Gotta be honest here, Tom gets pretty fanboy over this hunk of man meat on stilts... Not sure who gets roasted more, Tom or Cary?!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liztaylor ee4afc71-4bcc-4696-9255-27e7d3fa664b Thu, 04 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference. 2:22:50 yes The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, 1960s, Actress, Hollywood, Artist, Drugs, LGBTQ, scandal, affairs, jewelry, thief, vain, self centered, movies, film The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.

]]> The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chaplin da840632-68db-4a8f-91cd-4e807771e40f Thu, 15 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass. 1:58:12 yes Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Hollywood, slapstick, sex, drugs, orgies, movie history, movies, film, silent film, communist, sex addict, underage, megalomaniac, comedian, actor, 1920s, 1930s, 20th Century, Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.

]]> Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kimjongil 9a31c4b5-4d2d-41c9-86b6-c0c42eb760c8 Thu, 28 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! 1:58:23 yes When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, dictator, Korea, North Korea, South Korea, Communism, DMZ, Crazy, kidnapping, murder, crimes against humanity, basketball, pants suit, asian, Asia, hostile, oppression, mass murderer, politics, global politics, war, movies, totalitarian When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tallulah 24b624f3-d41a-48c6-80b7-5bd9104a0376 Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up. 1:52:45 yes With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, flappers, broadway, acting, stage performer, singer, personality, thespian, orgy, coke, cocaine, bourbon, bisexual, West End, London, New York, Hollywood, movies, WWI, WWII, sex, sex addict, addict, weed, codeine, celebrity, tabloid, free love, group sex, STD, party, actress, With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.

]]> With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.

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