web02.fireside.fm Wed, 22 Apr 2026 20:17:43 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/monarchy Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus2 7045b931-96e7-4cba-a2f6-1134b5de9979 Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. 1:22:51 yes Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. 17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, kings, queen, monarchy Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kingjohn da07fba4-b924-49f7-b38c-b05ad55372f5 Thu, 28 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. 1:37:21 yes King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, british, True Crime, France, medieval, medieval warfare, game of thrones, monarchy, warfare, military history, King, battle, rebellion, Magna Carta, robin hood, legend, King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.

]]> King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/richardlionheart 89e85561-b6a7-4f85-bc49-380d8a33bfb2 Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. 1:42:37 yes We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, British History, England , warfare, military history, battle, video games, gaming, crusade, gay, monarchy, royals, warrior, swords, Holy Land, Middle East, France We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

]]> We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henryiiengland 941cdd03-9b3d-49b2-8f31-512f34bf149b Thu, 14 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. 2:04:20 yes The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, british, France, medieval, medieval warfare, game of thrones, monarchy, warfare, military history, King, battle, rebellion The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.

]]> The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ludwigii aaab6024-eb50-45e7-b3c4-3f87027d48df Wed, 03 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen. 1:41:11 yes Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Germany, nobility, Disney, castles, music, king, German unification, 19th century, monarchy, sausage boy, Wagner, classical music Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen.

]]> Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8 84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. 2:42:17 yes Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Renaissance, 16th Century, royal, King, monarchy, beheading, execution, change, Queen, manhunt, insanity, murder, affair, scandal Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vlad 100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ 1:48:20 yes Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Romania, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 15th Century, royal, King, monarchy, torture, murder, vampire, myth, legend, horror, gothic Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii2 ea842a95-e1be-4ce0-bc4b-8d368f566bd7 Thu, 11 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! 1:15:57 yes King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Civil war, beheading, execution, rebellion, change, Queen, manhunt King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii1 7c9c47c8-2f74-4683-af8f-b40470d6aac2 Wed, 03 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana. 1:05:36 yes King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Gay, King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.

]]> King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ivantheterrible d697e7d6-30e2-44b2-8f2f-d39d323097c0 Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. 1:35:18 yes This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. Podcast, comedy, history, murder, murderer, royal, torture, Russia, 16th Century, czar, impale, serial killer, prince, noble, monarchy, Russian History, medieval This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal 02205cef-6b2d-4936-ba67-ea621a532ebf Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 1:10:34 yes The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

]]> The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.

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