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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Military”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>263 - Douglas Haig (pt5): Par 22 Million</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead! 
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  <title>261 - Douglas Haig (pt3): The Butcher of the Somme</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch? </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>260 - Douglas 'Horsegirl' Haig (pt2): Prancing into WWI</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>That is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>259 - Douglas Haig (pt1): Brogue, Boers and Brown Noses</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the British Army in Africa.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>237 - Alexander the Great (pt6): All GREAT things come to an end</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>80 - Sam Hughes: WWI's Canadian Cry-Baby</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>What happens when you take a warmongering sociopath and put him in charge of the military right before the outbreak of WWI? Sam Hughes happens! The man responsible for countless Canadian deaths, child like hissy fits and shameless slander. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>57 - Gregor MacGregor: 19th Century Trouble in Paradise</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2018 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat.  
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  <itunes:duration>1:40:40</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat.   
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    <![CDATA[<p>Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat.  </p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat.  </p>]]>
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  <title>53 - Andrew Jackson: America's First Maniac President</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:47:39</itunes:duration>
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  <title>14 - General Douglas MacArthur</title>
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