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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Military History”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>264 - Douglas Haig (pt6) - A legacy shaped by smooth brains.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband. 
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  <title>263 - Douglas Haig (pt5): Par 22 Million</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:18:35</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead! 
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  <title>262 - Douglas Haig (pt4): The Passchen of Haig</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Cullen from Cauldron Podcast joins us for as we take a deep dive into the infamous battle of Passchendaele </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:17:31</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Cullen from Cauldron Podcast joins us for as we take a deep dive into the infamous battle of Passchendaele  
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  <title>261 - Douglas Haig (pt3): The Butcher of the Somme</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch? </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:16:01</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch?  
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  <title>260 - Douglas 'Horsegirl' Haig (pt2): Prancing into WWI</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>That is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>259 - Douglas Haig (pt1): Brogue, Boers and Brown Noses</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the British Army in Africa.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>236 - Alexander the Great (pt5): Hitting the Hindu Kush</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>235 - Alexander the Great (pt4): Empire Building 101</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <description>Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela! 
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    <![CDATA[<p>Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!</p>]]>
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  <title>230 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt3): WWII Gangbang</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII as Chiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:31:20</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII asChiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight! 
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  <title>229 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt2): The Sloppy Nanjing Decade &amp; Donald of China</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Our story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:31:58</itunes:duration>
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  <title>228 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt1): The Virgin Boy Egg of China</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We begin a epic series down the life of revolutionary and founder of modern China, Chiang Kai-Shek. Chiang quickly shed his 'Milk name' and headed out into a career in the military, nationalism and syphilis</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:56:07</itunes:duration>
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  <description>The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon. 
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  <title>205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta &amp; England's Softest Sword</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy  Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:42:37</itunes:duration>
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  <title>203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:04:20</itunes:duration>
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  <title>191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/confederates</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:34:05</itunes:duration>
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  <title>166 - Master Series: WWII Soldiers</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ww2soldiers</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Cullen from Cauldron Podcast joins us for a Master Series, as we look at the "The Good, The Bad and the Limp Dick War Criminal" of WWII. Featuring an American Nazi-killing, wife beating machine, a confused Asian, and German 'not-so-super soldier' deplorable SS officer. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:20:03</itunes:duration>
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  <title>156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington2</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:59:13</itunes:duration>
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  <title>155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:47:46</itunes:duration>
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