web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 04:33:20 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Idiot” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/idiot Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 270 - Richard Wagner (pt.2): The Ultimate Annoying Drama Kid https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/wagner2 083ddfd8-9403-4287-b69f-01533da29616 Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We finish up the life of probably one of the most pretentious artist to ever exist. As Wagner moves over the hill, his mind is stuck in that of a pre-teen drama kid. This stinky boy, talks his way into Germany's elite, creating avant-garde compositions that you totally wouldn't understand... Cause you aren't smart enough. 1:38:10 yes We finish up the life of probably one of the most pretentious artist to ever exist. As Wagner moves over the hill, his mind is stuck in that of a pre-teen drama kid. This stinky boy, talks his way into Germany's elite, creating avant-garde compositions that you totally wouldn't understand... Cause you aren't smart enough. History, Comedy, music, music history, Germany, Composer, idiot, 19th Century, philosophy We finish up the life of probably one of the most pretentious artist to ever exist. As Wagner moves over the hill, his mind is stuck in that of a pre-teen drama kid. This stinky boy, talks his way into Germany's elite, creating avant-garde compositions that you totally wouldn't understand... Cause you aren't smart enough.

]]> We finish up the life of probably one of the most pretentious artist to ever exist. As Wagner moves over the hill, his mind is stuck in that of a pre-teen drama kid. This stinky boy, talks his way into Germany's elite, creating avant-garde compositions that you totally wouldn't understand... Cause you aren't smart enough.

]]> 226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dewey c08d1029-f872-4e6d-9817-4bf16827266d Thu, 31 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! 1:53:11 yes Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, library, librarian, education, research, New York, Lake Placid, sex, idiot Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

]]> Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

]]> 196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/adamski acd27b3a-bd9b-4268-90cd-608a3bf7a9e5 Thu, 26 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION! 1:56:35 yes Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, idiot, nasa, space, space travel, UFO, metaphysics, paranormal, alien, extraterrestrial, TRUTH, coverup, Conspiracy, FBI, Project Blue Book Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

]]> Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

]]> 164 - Thomas Midgley Jr.: The most destructive human in the history of the Universe https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/midgley 5758fae1-5ba3-41f9-b43f-988ba6a83138 Thu, 14 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?! Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing? 1:45:37 yes When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?! Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing? Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, inventor, idiot, nerd, Research, tech, Environmental, Global Warming, Climate Change, Cars, Automotive, gas, Chemistry, Chemist When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?!
Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing?

]]> When you think of the world's most dangerous person, who do you think of? Genghis Khan? Stalin? Hitler?!
Try a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing?

]]> 153 - Jack Parsons: Satanic Sexy Rocketnerd https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jackparsons af53e1d8-e8f7-44a9-b0e4-cf41af53e3fd Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. 1:55:35 yes When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, inventor, idiot, flight, flying, rockets, nasa, space, space travel, satanic, Alcester Crowley, magic, magik, orgy, sex, scandal, nerd, weapons, Research, tech, explosives, When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

]]> When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.

]]> 141 - Alexander Graham Bell: Ring, Ring, Ring... Eugenics Phone! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/grahambell 03a16865-7433-4a1c-9688-2128b8c4cecd Thu, 30 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language! 1:47:37 yes Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, craftsman, inventor, idiot, disabilities, telephone, phone, communications, Scotland, Scottish, scientist, sound, 19th Century, industrialization. Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language!

]]> Scottish born Alexander Graham Bell was a mad genius in the science of sound, improving the telegraph, inventing the telephone (Maybe?) and by proxy the Dick Pic... But fuck did he hate those deaf people with their flailing sign language!

]]> 129 - Idi Amin: Uganda's Big Dumb Dumpster Dictator https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/amin 56fff2df-2d01-4f83-b79d-f7b81cbaca8e Thu, 07 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'. 1:36:12 yes Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Africa, dictator, idiot, genocide, cannibalism, crazy Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'.

]]> Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'.

]]> 125 - Jimmy Superfly Snuka: Coconut-brained, homicidal Hawaiian WWF Superstar https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/snuka d3f5f936-6771-47e5-98cf-cfeb2d3e5775 Thu, 09 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate arena... so the 80's. There was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler was none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide. 2:20:20 yes In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, wrestling, wwe, wwf, hawaii, hawaiian, kayfabe, murder, true crime, idiot In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide.

]]> In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide.

]]> 91 - ODB: Wu-Tang Clan Member, Crack Connoisseur, & Child Support Dodger https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/odb 84afd2ac-a207-4bff-9166-c4ad26ef9f64 Thu, 08 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money! 1:15:42 yes Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Rap, Rapper, Wu-Tang Clan, Idiot, Drugs, Child Support, Drugs, Sex, Baby Mama, Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money!

]]> Unique rapper ODB sported a slew of nicknames: Big Baby Jesus, Dirt McGirt, & Joe Bananas. When he wasn't in the Wu-Tang Clan studio, he enjoyed indulging in crack, dodging child support payments, & abusing the American Welfare System. Freeee Money!

]]> 90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/carbine 4adf0e6d-52f5-40eb-9bca-6e11589e39a0 Thu, 01 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire. 1:31:16 yes Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, guns, weapons, WW2, craftsman, drunkard, felon, crime, bootlegging, murder, rifle, carbine, jail, assault, inventor, idiot Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.

]]> Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.

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