Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying 7 items of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag "greece".
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233 - Alexander the Great (pt2): Hard Hellenic Hell-Raising
May 19th, 2022 | 1 hr 16 mins
alexander the great, ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greece, greek history, history, macedonia, persia, podcast, politics, warfare
Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. -
130 - Heinrich Schliemann: The Lost City of Troy & the Glory-seeking Archaeologist the 'Found' it.
May 14th, 2020 | 2 hrs 4 mins
ancient greece, ancient history, archaeology, artifacts, comedy, con man, drinking, excavation, gold rush, greece, history, homer, money, podcast, wealth
Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation.
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98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis
September 26th, 2019 | 2 hrs 9 mins
18th century, 19th century, bisexual, comedy, england, greece, history, nobility, party animal, podcast, poem, poetry, rich kid, sexuality
Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.
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65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah
February 7th, 2019 | 1 hr 23 mins
apocalypse, blasphemy, catholic, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, history, illuminati, incest, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kabbalah, kosher, leader, messiah, murder, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, poland, polish, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, secret society, sex, turkey, zion
If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!
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64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah
January 31st, 2019 | 1 hr 37 mins
apocalypse, blasphemy, comedy, conspiracy, converted, crypto religion, drinking, drunk, greece, hebrew, history, islam, israel, jew, jewish, judaism, kosher, leader, messiah, not kosher, orgy, party, podcast, prostitution, rave, religion, scam, scam artist, scandal, sex, talmud, torah, turkey, zion
This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!
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31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd
June 7th, 2018 | 1 hr 29 mins
ancient greece, ancient history, calculus, classical, comedy, drinking, engineering, greece, history, machinery, math, pi, podcast, rome, science, war, war machines, warfare
Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
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29 - Diogenes: The OG Cynic & Smelly Eccentric Turd
May 24th, 2018 | 1 hr 20 mins
ancient, ancient greece, athens, baja men, classical, comedy, cynicism, dogs, drinking, existentialism, garbage, greece, greek, gross, history, masturbation, nihilism, philosophy, plato, trash, turkey
We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers.