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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “George Washington”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. </itunes:subtitle>
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