web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:01:06 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Genocide” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/genocide Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 157 - George Washington (1781-1799): The President, The Master... The King https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/washington3 c0fe0947-0181-4757-b6fa-cf6267d671e7 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. 2:16:53 yes Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington. America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, American Revolution, president, Election, power, influence, Constitution, founding father, Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, Slavery, abolition, feudalism, rebellion, government, american government, genocide Part 3 of RMC's coverage of George Washington.
America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.

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America is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.

]]> 129 - Idi Amin: Uganda's Big Dumb Dumpster Dictator https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/amin 56fff2df-2d01-4f83-b79d-f7b81cbaca8e Thu, 07 May 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'. 1:36:12 yes Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Africa, dictator, idiot, genocide, cannibalism, crazy Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'.

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]]> 114 - Leopold II of Belgium: Crimes Against The Congo & Condangs https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/leopold dddef55c-41bf-44d7-8d98-f35212f08a75 Thu, 23 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Which tyrant of history caused the first ever Roast Mortem mid-roll, “bad vibes” break? Leopold II of Belgium! He brutally and systematically culled the population of the Congo in the early 20th century. But don't worry, this episode isnt all doom and gloom, this smooth brained monarch didn't know which hole to shove his Belgian waffle PP into. 2:03:09 yes Which tyrant of history caused the first ever Roast Mortem mid-roll, “bad vibes” break? Leopold II of Belgium! He brutally and systematically culled the population of the Congo in the early 20th century. But don't worry, this episode isnt all doom and gloom, this smooth brained monarch didn't know which hole to shove his Belgian waffle PP into. Podcast, Comedy, History, Belgium, Belgian , waffles, crimes against Humanity, genocide, rubber, monarch Which tyrant of history caused the first ever Roast Mortem mid-roll, “bad vibes” break? Leopold II of Belgium!

He brutally and systematically culled the population of the Congo in the early 20th century. But don't worry, this episode isnt all doom and gloom, this smooth brained monarch didn't know which hole to shove his Belgian waffle PP into.

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He brutally and systematically culled the population of the Congo in the early 20th century. But don't worry, this episode isnt all doom and gloom, this smooth brained monarch didn't know which hole to shove his Belgian waffle PP into.

]]> 77 - Francisco Pizarro: Illiterate Pig-Farmer Conquistador https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pizarro fa4effe1-93d7-4cfd-a51c-c0ea1051a929 Thu, 02 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. 1:26:26 yes Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Spain, Conquistador, 16th century, Colonization, murder, genocide, explorer, seafarer, new world, peru, inca, native, llamas, discovery, gold, warfare, sociology Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.

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]]> 76 - Francisco Macías Nguema: Africa's Hitler that HATED smarty boys! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nguema b2f92460-d03e-46ae-bf85-9fc4561e38f6 Thu, 25 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that, like you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. 1:26:24 yes Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Africa, dictator, murder, mass murder, genocide, ignorance, colonialism, African History, cannibalism, Witch doctor, brain drain, intellectual, equatorial guinea, crazy, villain, drugs, psychedelic, 60s, 70s, execution, cult, cult of personality, populism, Spain Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.

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]]> 53 - Andrew Jackson: America's First Maniac President https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/andrewjackson 763d1c08-2002-49e2-93e6-63a359741f3c Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' 1:47:39 yes You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' podcast, USA, comedy, history, drinking, President, US History, 19th Century, Native American, Oppression, war, military, ruler, politics, affair, scandal, duel, pistol, genocide, trail of tears, manifest destiny, America, USA, expansionism, revolution, Democrat, Trump, Jackson, Money, dollar, currency, deregulation, 50 cent, shot, imperialism, western democracy, elections, campaign, brutal, anger, old dead dude, War of 1812 You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

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