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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Friends”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>48 - Charles Darwin: The Science of Boobies &amp; Barnacle Dong</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds</title>
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...You get the picture. 
Read this: Your father is also your uncle &amp;amp; your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.
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...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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