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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “France”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline &amp; St. Augustine</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:36:11</itunes:duration>
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  <title>285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>266 - Ermine de Reims (pt2): 14th Century Jackass</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We finally tackle some hard hitting history, we are talking Demons!!!
Following a full year of demonic assaults on our 14th century woman, Ermine de Reims, we see that Satan and his horde are not that far off from Steve-O and Bam Margera </itunes:subtitle>
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Following a full year of demonic assaults on our 14th century woman, Ermine de Reims, we see that Satan and his horde are not that far off from Steve-O and Bam Margera  
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  <title>265 - Ermine de Reims (pt1): Gaping Catholicism</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a deep dive into the life of a peasant woman named Ermine de Reims and look at the gaping divide of the Western Great Schism. We got so many Popes we don't know what to do with them. Plus a gruesome look into the practice of Catholic asceticism.  </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:23:42</itunes:duration>
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  <title>220 - Hergé: The Misadventures of Tintin</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>George Remi, a.k.a. Hergé, created one of the most influential and popular comics of the 20th Century...  Tintin is such a favorite of Travis' that he has Captain Haddock tattooed on his leg!

But behind the exciting adventures of Tintin, lays a personal story of a struggling artist, German occupation, and a series of not-so-secret affairs. 
Was Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.
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  <itunes:duration>1:29:58</itunes:duration>
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But behind the exciting adventures of Tintin, lays a personal story of a struggling artist, German occupation, and a series of not-so-secret affairs. 
Was Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.
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Was Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.</p>]]>
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<p>But behind the exciting adventures of Tintin, lays a personal story of a struggling artist, German occupation, and a series of not-so-secret affairs. <br>
Was Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.</p>]]>
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  <title>205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta &amp; England's Softest Sword</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:37:21</itunes:duration>
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  <title>204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy  Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:42:37</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy  Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. 
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  <title>203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:04:20</itunes:duration>
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    <![CDATA[<p>The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. </p>]]>
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  <title>202 -  Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/robespierre</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre.  You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:11:34</itunes:duration>
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  <title>200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!!</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nostradamus</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED!
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  <itunes:duration>1:56:36</itunes:duration>
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We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME. 
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We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let&#39;s just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren&#39;t even there anymore. YOU&#39;RE WELCOME.</p>]]>
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We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let&#39;s just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren&#39;t even there anymore. YOU&#39;RE WELCOME.</p>]]>
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  <title>154 - Marquis de Sade: The Unhinged Granddaddy of BDSM</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>140 - Victor Lustig: Smooth Talk meets Smooth Brain</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/lustig</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Victor Lustig could talk his way out of a fleshy hairy bag. This infamous cat burglar con many a man out of their fortunes including syphilitic sausage mobster Al Capone. This man was such a smooth talker he even 'sold' France's most iconic landmark, The Eiffel Tower, for scrap to some greasy baguette slurpin' mook.   </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:20:36</itunes:duration>
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  <title>75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country &amp; Family</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:11:02</itunes:duration>
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  <title>73 - Charles Domery: The Grotesque Human Dumpster</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/domery</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
  <enclosure url="https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/e2f99b1f-a4f5-4e53-a235-47c1affb94ac.mp3" length="71852384" type="audio/mp3"/>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:25:32</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster.  
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  <title>60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it.</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/demarle</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
  <enclosure url="https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/c9eb798c-4437-4368-bb55-c67f70d65617.mp3" length="89414986" type="audio/mp3"/>
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  <itunes:subtitle>When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:46:26</itunes:duration>
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  <description>When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it. 
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  <title>54 - Django Reinhardt: Gypsy Jazz Legend and Extra Hardt</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/django</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We learn what it means to be a gypsy jazz guitar legend... Be extra French, smoke a billion cigarettes, blow off shows to go drunk fishing, and permanently screw up your meat claws in a caravan fire. Worked for Django Reinhardt.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:43:19</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We learn what it means to be a gypsy jazz guitar legend... Be extra French, smoke a billion cigarettes, blow off shows to go drunk fishing, and permanently screw up your meat claws in a caravan fire. Worked for Django Reinhardt. 
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  <title>42 - Tarrare: The Ravenous French Horror</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tarrare</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Chris Paskett joins us as we roast Tarrare, the walking trash monster that could easily put any modern competitive eater to shame. Triple Quarter-Pounder? Try a wheelbarrow of bull viscera.  </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:25:10</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Chris Paskett joins us as we roast Tarrare, the walking trash monster that could easily put any modern competitive eater to shame. Triple Quarter-Pounder? Try a wheelbarrow of bull viscera.   
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  <title>36 - Coco Chanel: The Fashionable, Fascist SS Operative</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chanel</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Gabriella Ferreira joins us as we roast Coco Chanel. The queen of couture has a very dark secret. Here's a hint... it invovles the Nazis, Winston Churchill and a lot of erections. Her 'little black dress' wasn't just sexy af, it was covert.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:45:04</itunes:duration>
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  <title>27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks) </title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:10:34</itunes:duration>
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  <description>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber. 
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  <title>16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Feb 2018 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
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  <itunes:duration>59:05</itunes:duration>
  <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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  <description>Young, dumb and full of inbred -
...You get the picture. 
Read this: Your father is also your uncle &amp;amp; your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.
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    <![CDATA[<p>Young, dumb and full of inbred -<br>
...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Young, dumb and full of inbred -<br>
...You get the picture. <br>
Read this: Your <em>father</em> is also your <em>uncle</em> &amp; your <em>grandmother</em> is also your <em>great-grandmother</em>.<br>
If you&#39;re scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.</p>]]>
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