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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Fight”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>143 - Count Dante: Martial Arts Fingering Master</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while running a chain of bizarre Dojos, Playboy Bunny Hair Salon and hairy muff porn shops in the Chicago area.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>55 - Commodus: The Most Erect Roman Emperor</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.</itunes:subtitle>
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