web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:56:46 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/execution Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8 84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. 2:42:17 yes Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Renaissance, 16th Century, royal, King, monarchy, beheading, execution, change, Queen, manhunt, insanity, murder, affair, scandal Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii2 ea842a95-e1be-4ce0-bc4b-8d368f566bd7 Thu, 11 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! 1:15:57 yes King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Civil war, beheading, execution, rebellion, change, Queen, manhunt King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nguema b2f92460-d03e-46ae-bf85-9fc4561e38f6 Thu, 25 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that, like you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. 1:26:24 yes Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Africa, dictator, murder, mass murder, genocide, ignorance, colonialism, African History, cannibalism, Witch doctor, brain drain, intellectual, equatorial guinea, crazy, villain, drugs, psychedelic, 60s, 70s, execution, cult, cult of personality, populism, Spain Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.

]]> Do you hate four-eye'd, know-it-all smarty boys that like, you know, love to learn and read books? Then, congratulations! You're as much of an ignorant dumbass as Francisco Macías Nguema a.k.a. Africa's Hitler.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sado 6e133682-e09e-4b6a-8d69-2fbdeaae312a Thu, 03 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. 1:29:56 yes We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date. We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

]]> We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.

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