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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “English History”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>264 - Douglas Haig (pt6) - A legacy shaped by smooth brains.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>240 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.1): Yung Ruffian Dick</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We begin a journey into one of the most eccentric adventures of all time, Sir Richard Burton. Looking into his life as a child hellraiser </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta &amp; England's Softest Sword</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>150 - King Henry VIII: The Quest for the Cream Queen</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>144 - Arthur Orton: The Tale of Two Penises</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>400 lb Arthur Orton was a man that lived triple lives... pun intended. 
Was he cockney seaman Arthur Orton?  Or maybe Austrailian, stinky butcher Thomas Castro? Or conveniently lost at sea English Aristocrat Barronett Rodger Tichborne? 
The secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs. </itunes:subtitle>
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Was he cockney seaman Arthur Orton?  Or maybe Austrailian, stinky butcher Thomas Castro? Or conveniently lost at sea English Aristocrat Barronett Rodger Tichborne? 
The secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs.  
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  <title>87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus &amp; YAS QUEEN Isabella</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough &amp; the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>86 - King Edward II (pt.1): Flesh Jousting with Piers Gaveston</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.</itunes:subtitle>
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