web01.fireside.fm Wed, 01 Apr 2026 05:43:45 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “England” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/england Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus3 57006572-ee48-4aad-a312-e50482f416f9 Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse. 1:31:09 yes Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse. Podcast, History, Comedy, 17th Century, English Civil War, slavery, dwarf, duel, pirates, royalty, England, France, North Africa Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse.

]]> Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse.

]]> 284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus2 7045b931-96e7-4cba-a2f6-1134b5de9979 Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. 1:22:51 yes Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. 17th century, british empire, comedy, dwarf, england, kings, queen, monarchy Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> 283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy. https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minimus1 64cc1222-6b92-41fe-bc98-7f0a012625a4 Thu, 01 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. 1:33:06 yes Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, dwarf, 17th century, English Civil War Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson.

]]> 281 - William Penn (pt.3): Always Crumby in Philadelphia https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/penn3 6527bf19-429e-49f6-9a60-62246a2f510b Thu, 18 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us as we wrap up the confusion that was William Penn's life. 53:01 yes Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us as we wrap up the confusion that was William Penn's life. Podcast, Comedy, History, American History, colonial America, England, revolution, quakers, c Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us as we wrap up the confusion that was William Penn's life.

]]> Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us as we wrap up the confusion that was William Penn's life.

]]> 279 - William Penn (pt.1): The Mid Oatmeal Boy https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/penn1 e6d3f311-8434-45e6-bae1-53f354a3f333 Thu, 04 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Brian & Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us for a deep dive into the founder of their state of Pennsylvania, William Penn. As a stinky little rich kid, William Penn bumbles through life, from one old changing event to the next. All until he finds his true calling in the 17th century version of the hippies, Quakers. 1:23:21 yes Brian & Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us for a deep dive into the founder of their state of Pennsylvania, William Penn. As a stinky little rich kid, William Penn bumbles through life, from one old changing event to the next. All until he finds his true calling in the 17th century version of the hippies, Quakers. History, Comedy, England, Great Britain, British Empire, Pennsylvania, PA, Quaker, religion, colonial america, Ireland, rich idiots. Brian & Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us for a deep dive into the founder of their state of Pennsylvania, William Penn. As a stinky little rich kid, William Penn bumbles through life, from one old changing event to the next. All until he finds his true calling in the 17th century version of the hippies, Quakers.

]]> Brian & Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us for a deep dive into the founder of their state of Pennsylvania, William Penn. As a stinky little rich kid, William Penn bumbles through life, from one old changing event to the next. All until he finds his true calling in the 17th century version of the hippies, Quakers.

]]> 264 - Douglas Haig (pt6) - A legacy shaped by smooth brains. https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/haig6 480f3914-5e0c-44d7-b6f2-8133207736fe Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband. 1:30:24 yes We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband. History, Comedy, England, WWI, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, military history, Churchill, UK, English history, tabloid We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband.

]]> We wrap up our series on Earl Douglas Haig and dive into how his legacy was born post-mortem. From a man-sized baby Winston Churchill, to an Adolf-loving PM David Lloyd George, to a crazy widow obsessed with deifying her lumpy late-husband.

]]> 263 - Douglas Haig (pt5): Par 22 Million https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/haig5 00a41d0a-4cc4-45cf-857a-c12df6aba50d Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead! 1:18:35 yes We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead! History, Comedy, England, military history, Military, 20th century, warfare, Scotland, Scottish, WWI, military leaders, battlefield We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead!

]]> We wrap up the end of The Great War while Haig works on his handicap! Winner winner Chicken Dinner! And only 22 million dead!

]]> 261 - Douglas Haig (pt3): The Butcher of the Somme https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/haig3 b0ee15be-d0ca-4831-b350-4e15439e00cd Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch? 1:16:01 yes Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch? History, Comedy, England, military history, Military, 20th century, warfare, Scotland, Scottish, WWI, military leaders, battlefield, The Somme Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch?

]]> Today we dissect one of history's bloodiest battles, The Battle of the Somme and the failings of the Allies Field Marshall Douglas Haig. Did Haig deserve the gruesome title of The Butcher of the Somme, or was this massive loss of life inevitable? And more importantly, is Haig a bitch?

]]> 260 - Douglas 'Horsegirl' Haig (pt2): Prancing into WWI https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/haig2 037d5957-f435-45ad-bba8-00e172b5c65e Thu, 01 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast That is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun! 1:45:00 yes That is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun! History, Comedy, England, military history, Military, 19th century, warfare, Scotland, Scottish, WWI, military leaders That is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun!

]]> That is right! We are going into WWI with nothing but horses and 19th century concepts of warfare. Let's see how Douglas and the Doughboys stack up against the Maxim gun!

]]> 259 - Douglas Haig (pt1): Brogue, Boers and Brown Noses https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/haig1 11cd62ca-d5e2-49ed-aaf3-79a76a102f82 Thu, 24 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the British Army in Africa. 1:38:32 yes We begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the British Army in Africa. History, Comedy, England, South Africa, military history, Boer wars, Sudan, Military, 19th century, warfare, Scotland, Scottish, WWI, military leaders We begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the British Army in Africa.

]]> We begin a deep dive into WWI's most controversial figures Field Marshall Douglas Haig a.k.a. The Butcher of the Somme. But before we get to the War to End All Wars. We take a look into his scottish, whiskey-distilling family, his money assisted climb up the social later and his time with the British Army in Africa.

]]> 255 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.4): Tales from the Walking Royal Crypt https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liz4 cd4cab4b-add9-4e58-bac7-f09e056d5a0c Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist. 1:44:10 yes We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Queen Elizabeth, 20th Century, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, Prince Andrew, Epstein, King Charles, We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.

]]> We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.

]]> 253 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.2): Royal Doodies https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/queenliz2 b17ecd17-d3a1-43da-8b0f-95d0f0083d1f Thu, 13 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome! 2:05:06 yes We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome! History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Queen Elizabeth, 20th Century, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, Edward VIII, The Simpsons We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!

]]> We jump into the riveting life of being a Royal Monarch in the 20th century. And while Elizabeth may have been the Queen, her sister Margaret was the Queen Slag. Which is awesome!

]]> 252 - Queen Elizabeth II (pt.1): The Country of Cousinly Love https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/queenliz1 bbc3c56c-66af-4531-be22-e50e85ea66ac Thu, 06 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast! We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. 2:01:37 yes You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast! We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride. History, Comedy, England, Royals, Queen, King, Queen Elizabeth, 20th Century, WWII, World War, Scandal, Great Britain, British Empire, Royal Life, Edward VIII, The Simpsons You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.

]]> You probably haven't heard it but... Queen Elizabeth II is dead! Long live the Roast!
We take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.

]]> 248 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.9): Damascus, Trieste & Bitter Tonics https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton9 3f7bae2a-9184-4e4e-9530-e4202492a0f4 Thu, 01 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Burton is reassigned to Damascus, his dream consul position! But his over zealous wife, Isabel goes on a Catholic conversion spree, leaving him poor, defamed and bitter. 1:41:54 yes Burton is reassigned to Damascus, his dream consul position! But his over zealous wife, Isabel goes on a Catholic conversion spree, leaving him poor, defamed and bitter. History, Comedy, 19th century, explorer, anthropology, London, England, middle east, damascus, Italy, snake oil, adventure Burton is reassigned to Damascus, his dream consul position! But his over zealous wife, Isabel goes on a Catholic conversion spree, leaving him poor, defamed and bitter.

]]> Burton is reassigned to Damascus, his dream consul position! But his over zealous wife, Isabel goes on a Catholic conversion spree, leaving him poor, defamed and bitter.

]]> 247 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 8): Burton in Brazil https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton8 89f517f5-3df4-4f48-b808-b4b018688f1b Fri, 19 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Isabel joins Burton on her first adventure. This time Burton is heading across the Atlantic to Brazil, in hunt for sea serpents, rubies and gallons of cachaça! 1:23:37 yes Isabel joins Burton on her first adventure. This time Burton is heading across the Atlantic to Brazil, in hunt for sea serpents, rubies and gallons of cachaça! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, england, 19th century, Brazil, cryptid, mining, adventure, jungle, explorer, Burton, anthropology Isabel joins Burton on her first adventure. This time Burton is heading across the Atlantic to Brazil, in hunt for sea serpents, rubies and gallons of cachaça!

]]> Isabel joins Burton on her first adventure. This time Burton is heading across the Atlantic to Brazil, in hunt for sea serpents, rubies and gallons of cachaça!

]]> 246 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 7): Gorilla Hunting & the Cannibals https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton7 06ef173b-367b-4a6c-89b5-33ed79fd0e68 Thu, 18 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Burton is back in Africa for his first consulship! We tag along for Burton's many explorations into West Africa as he hunts for the mysterious 19th century cryptid, the Gorilla. He also risks his skin to study tribes and kingdoms with some cannibalistic tendencies. 1:24:19 yes Burton is back in Africa for his first consulship! We tag along for Burton's many explorations into West Africa as he hunts for the mysterious 19th century cryptid, the Gorilla. He also risks his skin to study tribes and kingdoms with some cannibalistic tendencies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, england, 19th century, Africa, gorilla, jungle, explorer, Burton, anthropology Burton is back in Africa for his first consulship! We tag along for Burton's many explorations into West Africa as he hunts for the mysterious 19th century cryptid, the Gorilla. He also risks his skin to study tribes and kingdoms with some cannibalistic tendencies.

]]> Burton is back in Africa for his first consulship! We tag along for Burton's many explorations into West Africa as he hunts for the mysterious 19th century cryptid, the Gorilla. He also risks his skin to study tribes and kingdoms with some cannibalistic tendencies.

]]> 244 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.5): Where the White Nile Grools https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton5 51e426bd-2579-4052-b9b3-e973c51aa387 Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take a deep dive into the arduous and disgusting exploration of Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke's quest for the source of the Nile. Along the way we will encounter massive sex organs, ear burrowing beetles and betrayal. 1:40:48 yes We take a deep dive into the arduous and disgusting exploration of Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke's quest for the source of the Nile. Along the way we will encounter massive sex organs, ear burrowing beetles and betrayal. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, London, english, england, english empire, explorer, exploration, africa, nile, the nile, jungle, 19th century, David Livingstone, insects We take a deep dive into the arduous and disgusting exploration of Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke's quest for the source of the Nile. Along the way we will encounter massive sex organs, ear burrowing beetles and betrayal.

]]> We take a deep dive into the arduous and disgusting exploration of Richard Burton & John Hanning Speke's quest for the source of the Nile. Along the way we will encounter massive sex organs, ear burrowing beetles and betrayal.

]]> 243 - Sir Richard Burton (pt.4): An Examination of the Gash. https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton4 abf2d8b5-7135-4ccc-a2ec-893f8cd90012 Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Burton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London. The quest for the source of the Nile has begun! 1:34:21 yes Burton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London. The quest for the source of the Nile has begun! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, England, Africa, Ethiopia, Kenya, sociology, Crimean War,19th century, exploration, Somalia, The Nile, River, Burton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London.

The quest for the source of the Nile has begun!

]]> Burton sets out for an expedition of the unexplored city of Harar in modern day Ethiopia, he documents extreme female circumcision, fights in the Crimean War and had a decisive scuffle with the Somali's and his stalker back in London.

The quest for the source of the Nile has begun!

]]> 241- Sir Richard Burton (pt.2): A Soldier's* Life https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burton2 cf378e96-3cdd-4aa8-bf0b-08d0bc0caf9a Thu, 14 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman. 1:26:57 yes *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman. Podcast, Comedy, History, British Empire, British Army, England, India, Imperialism, Pakistan, Afghanistan, war, linguistics, language, anthropology, monkey, sex, sex studies *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.

]]> *Not actively deployed to combat. Just spent his time documenting breasts, exposing homosexual activity, drinking weed, living amongst monkeys; calling one of them his wife. In fact, there is very little soldiering happening in this episode... It mainly consists of imperialistic debauchery in India and the raving of a madman.

]]> 204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/richardlionheart 89e85561-b6a7-4f85-bc49-380d8a33bfb2 Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. 1:42:37 yes We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, British History, England , warfare, military history, battle, video games, gaming, crusade, gay, monarchy, royals, warrior, swords, Holy Land, Middle East, France We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

]]> We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.

]]> 198 - Oliver Reed: Drinking the Pub Dry - Part 2 https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/reed2 c438df16-fe78-45ef-83b7-020f9a42f33d Thu, 09 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Our follow up to one of England's finest exports. "I do not live in the world of sobriety." 1:41:16 yes Our follow up to one of England's finest exports. "I do not live in the world of sobriety." oliver reed, acting, drinking, fighting, british, england, hammer, history, pub, Our follow up to one of England's finest exports.
"I do not live in the world of sobriety."

]]> Our follow up to one of England's finest exports.
"I do not live in the world of sobriety."

]]> 197 - Oliver Reed: Perfect English Mayhem - Part 1 https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/reed1 3bf40d0c-7f75-4b92-964d-952f1cb59417 Thu, 02 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how. "I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more." 1:34:38 yes Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how. "I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more." oliver reed, acting, drinking, fighting, british, england, hammer, history, pub, Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how.
"I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."

]]> Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how.
"I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."

]]> 175 - Sherlock Holmes: The Ultimate Druggie Detective https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sherlock bc918162-d964-4318-bc98-c1de98499298 Thu, 01 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you! 1:08:57 yes You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Detective, 19th century, crime, drugs, crime fighting, addiction, London, New Jersey, private eye, British, England, true crime You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you!

]]> You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you!

]]> 126 - Joanna Southcott: Gross 64 y/o Pregnant Prophetess https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/southcott 44d61b8a-6be6-47dd-942a-f27b62e409e3 Thu, 16 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations. She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness. 1:54:50 yes Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations. She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, England, religion, occult, cult, sect, scam, pregnancy, psychic Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations. She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness.

]]> Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations. She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness.

]]> 98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/byron a8cedb44-e172-445a-bd17-f3a6dca22e80 Thu, 26 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors. 2:09:24 yes Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors. Podcast, History, Comedy, Poetry, Poem, sexuality, party animal, bisexual, 18th century, 19th century, England, Greece, Nobility, rich kid Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.

]]> Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.

]]> 75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country & Family https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2 1493d1ab-0b56-4b68-890e-6044bb6c6305 Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. 1:11:02 yes The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. Podcast, Comedy, History, drinking, America, American Revolution, War for Independence, 1776, Ben Franklin, Founding fathers, spy, espionage, diplomacy, France, England, Paris, War, Colonial America, sex, scandal, death, murder, The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build.

]]> 73 - Charles Domery: The Grotesque Human Dumpster https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/domery e2f99b1f-a4f5-4e53-a235-47c1affb94ac Thu, 04 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster. 1:25:32 yes Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, gluttony, eating, competitive eating, 18th century, France, Poland, England, Prussia, cats, human dumpster, cannibal, abnormal, disorder, strange, army, navy, battle, war, hungry Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster.

]]> Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster.

]]> 71 - William Shakespeare: To Cream or Not to Cream! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/shakespeare 900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e Thu, 21 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this Master of the English Language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. 1:06:23 yes Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, literature, theater, Shakespeare, 16th Century, classics, acting, England, London, UK, English Language, the stage, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, teacher, school, poetry, Drama, piercings, painting, masterpiece, books, plays, sex, bisexual, adultery, cheating, conspiracy, murder, cover up Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> 51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/matthewhopkins aada60cb-2ca1-4ba8-af47-fbe53e69b5b0 Thu, 25 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 1:20:44 yes Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft! Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster. 17th century, britain, church, comedy, crazy, crime, devil, devil worship, drinking, england, familiars, fraud, girls gone wild, halloween, history, murder, persecution, podcast, puritan, religion, satan, satanic, spirits, torture, uk, witch, witch hunting, witchcraft, zealot Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

Yeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.

]]> 48 - Charles Darwin: The Science of Boobies & Barnacle Dong https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/darwin 9cc20424-8473-4ce6-8ee0-4ae6433ca428 Thu, 04 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles. 1:21:54 yes The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles. Podcast, history, comedy, drinking, english, science, scientist, evolution, darwin, Darwinism, 19th century, boobies, Galapagos, sailing, theory, facts, Finch, barnacle, awkward, friends, england, UK The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles.

]]> The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles.

]]> 33 - John Mytton: History's Drunkest Aristocrat https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/mytton 33100c8e-2139-476b-baed-21e5a54a6bd6 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals! 1:34:48 yes Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals! 19th century, alcoholic, animal cruelty, bear, comedy, death metal, dogs, drinking, england, english, history, inheritance, millionaire, monkeys, nobility, party, party animal, podcast, rich, rockstar, spoiled rich, wagon crash Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals!

]]> Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals!

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