Roast Mortem Cast

192 - Nero: Emperor, Anti-Christ, Mommy F*cker

July 29th, 2021  |  1 hr 25 mins

comedy, drinking, emperor, history, orgy, podcast, roman history, rome, scandal, sex

Will from Heavy Hole joins us as we roast the sadistic, incestuous Roman Emperor Nero.
Nero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!

110 - Theodosius I: The Roman Emperor that Started the Dark Ages

December 26th, 2019  |  1 hr 48 mins

catholic, comedy, constantinople, dark ages, emperor, fall of rome, goths, history, orgies, podcast, religion, religious war, roman empire, rome

Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.

55 - Commodus: The Most Erect Roman Emperor

November 22nd, 2018  |  1 hr 39 mins

blood, blood sport, brutal, colosseum, comedy, demagogue, despot, drinking, emperor, entitled, fall of rome, famine, fight, fire, gladiator, history, imperial, murder, party, podcast, roman, roman emperor, rome, trust fund, tyrant

Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.

5 - 'Emperor' Joshua Norton

November 30th, 2017  |  46 mins 6 secs

comedy, crazy, death, drinks, drunk, emperor, funny, history, hobo, norton, roast, san francisco