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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>285 Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.3: A loss and gain of stature </title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Walt from Not For Human Consumption joins us for the conclusion of Lord Minimus. After a life of luxury in the Royal court of Queen Henrietta Maria, Jeffrey's life takes a serious turn for the worse. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>284 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.2 - Pint-size Pandemonium </title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Walter from Not for Human Consumption continues are journey through the larger than life dwarf Jeffrey Hudson. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>283 - Lord Minimus (Jeffrey Hudson) pt.1 - Pickle-chokingly small boy.</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Walter from Not for Human Consumption joins us as we travel back to the early 17th century, to look into the interesting life of the world's smallest man, Jeffrey Hudson. </itunes:subtitle>
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