web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 05:59:02 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/drunk Thu, 09 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/robford 1b2fb037-726c-4d00-afaf-668c35089b42 Thu, 09 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods. 1:39:38 yes Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods. Podcast, Comedy, history, politics, canada, toronto, Ontario, Rob Ford, drugs, crack, party, mayor, drunk, crackhead Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods.

]]> Rob Ford and his family, or the Canadian Kennedys, partied their way to the top. This train wreck of a lineage blew, guzzled, injected and smoked their way into the national spotlight all while dominating Ontario politics. Rob's partying and the rise of camera phones gave the world a wonderful glimpse into his crack-fueled late nights with the Canadian chapter of the Bloods.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hendrix 06aa4ae4-8777-4e77-a4a1-f328e18286df Thu, 12 Sep 2019 11:45:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! 1:28:36 yes Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! podcast, History, Comedy, rock, music, rock n roll, Hendrix, 1960's, revolution, orgies, drunk, abuse, guitar legend, guitar, music history, rockstar, drugs, lsd, broken homes, sex, hippy, counter culture Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

]]> Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/buchanan 61a1380a-f2b4-4213-a158-5069869f17a6 Thu, 06 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter. 1:20:46 yes Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, Civil War, American Civil War, president, US Government, racism, homosexual, LGBTQ, drunk, politics, scandal, politician, James Buchanan, Union, Confederates, blunder, dough face, Congress, Senate, Senator, Pennsylvania, Lancaster, Washington DC, The white house, bachelor, first lady, party, south, slavery, Lincoln Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

]]> Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/capone aef0a23f-5006-4474-892d-77bd3a1c7b00 Thu, 14 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce. 1:28:17 yes He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce. Podcast, history, comedy, drunk, italian, mobster, gangster, mafia, murderer, killer, Italian american, Chicago, new york, crime, std, murder, boss, syphilis, prostitution, embezzlement, organised crime, golf, gun violence, Tommy gun, scarface, chitown, 1930s, 20th century, robbery, sbarros, pasta, pizza, brooklyn, gang, underworld, bootlegging He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce.

]]> He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tallulah 24b624f3-d41a-48c6-80b7-5bd9104a0376 Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up. 1:52:45 yes With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, flappers, broadway, acting, stage performer, singer, personality, thespian, orgy, coke, cocaine, bourbon, bisexual, West End, London, New York, Hollywood, movies, WWI, WWII, sex, sex addict, addict, weed, codeine, celebrity, tabloid, free love, group sex, STD, party, actress, With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.

]]> With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacobfrank 3ca1bc80-254f-4d30-90b1-990d81845b10 Thu, 07 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! 1:23:42 yes If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Poland, Polish,Jewish, catholic, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, incest, murder, illuminati, secret society, Kabbalah If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

]]> If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sabbatai 24671b7f-6d59-4ce0-866c-361b50f01636 Thu, 31 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! 1:37:01 yes This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Jewish, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, Hebrew, Torah, Talmud, This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!

]]> This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/picasso 2a033a2e-0f23-4573-8462-dd86c9f9b972 Thu, 24 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. 1:01:41 yes Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. Podcast, History, Comedy, Painter, Artist, Cubist, womanizer, Spain, Bull, Sex, paint, art, legend, great artist, Picasso, asshole, drunk, drinking, misogynist Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.

]]> Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kerouac 3ef4f43b-0353-483e-bc12-cea14089194d Thu, 27 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder. 1:31:28 yes Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, Kerouac, beat, beat generation, alcoholic, poet, freeform, murder, cover up, Long Island, San Fransisco, Northport, On the road, road trip, hobo, hypocrite, antisocial, reading, scroll, teenage, hipster, fake Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder.

]]> Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/horroractors 8b26f741-b334-4259-8e92-505907879589 Tue, 30 Oct 2018 06:45:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man and The Mummy all in one room with one cookie. Who will finish last?! 1:56:24 yes We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all in one room with only one cookie. Who will finish last?! Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, Halloween, Hollywood, Monster, Monster Movies, Vampire, Dracula, Frankenstein, wolfman, werewolf, drama queen, affair, scandal, actor, Universal Monster Movies, film, classic film, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney Jr, We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all in one room with only one cookie. Who will finish last?!

]]> We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all in one room with only one cookie. Who will finish last?!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/joanrivers 16664afd-a760-4500-a29f-1627d74687e6 Thu, 04 Jan 2018 07:45:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 55:18 yes We roll out the carpet for the botox queen, Joan Rivers. With special guest Andrew Barell from Praise the Game! We roll out the carpet for the botox queen, Joan Rivers. With special guest Andrew Barell from Praise the Game!

]]> We roll out the carpet for the botox queen, Joan Rivers. With special guest Andrew Barell from Praise the Game!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2017countdown 50f52f3a-e15e-4aac-9f58-28a543bf2577 Mon, 25 Dec 2017 11:45:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 2:12:28 yes Happy Holidays! (In french Happy Hollandaise) Join us on our New Year's countdown of our favorite idiots throughout history! Happy Holidays! (In french Happy Hollandaise) Join us on our New Year's countdown of our favorite idiots throughout history!

]]> Happy Holidays! (In french Happy Hollandaise) Join us on our New Year's countdown of our favorite idiots throughout history!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chuckberry 4f962abe-75fc-47da-9cc0-3628a5515421 Thu, 07 Dec 2017 17:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast A rock and roll pioneer that will hit you with a special 'lick' that will leave you holding your nose. 48:49 yes A rock and roll pioneer that will hit you with a special 'lick' that will leave you holding your nose. A rock and roll pioneer that will hit you with a special 'lick' that will leave you holding your nose.

]]> A rock and roll pioneer that will hit you with a special 'lick' that will leave you holding your nose.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/joshuanorton ccfda754-36a2-493b-8557-cacb10b8e3fc Thu, 30 Nov 2017 13:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 46:06 yes Every town has its crazy homeless guy, but 1860's San Francisco had a homeless Emperor. All hail Emperor Norton! Every town has its crazy homeless guy, but 1860's San Francisco had a homeless Emperor. All hail Emperor Norton!

]]> Every town has its crazy homeless guy, but 1860's San Francisco had a homeless Emperor. All hail Emperor Norton!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/thanksgiving2017 9e25eb66-4efa-4fba-b666-8a48fad11307 Thu, 23 Nov 2017 21:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast 1:24:47 yes This Thanksgiving, we're replacing your drunk uncle with the three of us. Pour yourself a warm glass of gravy and listen to the tale of Squanto & other Thanksgiving day mishaps. This Thanksgiving, we're replacing your drunk uncle with the three of us. Pour yourself a warm glass of gravy and listen to the tale of Squanto & other Thanksgiving day mishaps.

]]> This Thanksgiving, we're replacing your drunk uncle with the three of us. Pour yourself a warm glass of gravy and listen to the tale of Squanto & other Thanksgiving day mishaps.

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