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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Dogs”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>33 - John Mytton: History's Drunkest Aristocrat</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals! </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>29 -  Diogenes: The OG Cynic &amp; Smelly Eccentric Turd</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers. </itunes:subtitle>
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