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  <title>175 - Sherlock Holmes: The Ultimate Druggie Detective</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you!</itunes:subtitle>
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