web02.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:21:31 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/dark%20ages Thu, 24 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/blannbekin 08f8649b-42c6-4cf9-bbd3-b0aba4116c4e Thu, 24 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic. 1:54:10 yes Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, History, religion, christianity, jesus, sex, sexuality, insanity, middle ages, dark ages, religious history, satan Would you suck Jesus' dick? Agnes Blannbekin would! This 13th century anchoress believed she was licking JC's foreskin when she took the eucharist. We explore the absurd journey through the millennia of Christ's penis hood and look into the mind of a cock hungry religious fanatic.

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vlad 100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ 1:48:20 yes Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Romania, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 15th Century, royal, King, monarchy, torture, murder, vampire, myth, legend, horror, gothic Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/theodosius a96aa146-d869-4417-8559-375a41713dad Thu, 26 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. 1:48:33 yes Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. Podcast, Comedy, History, Rome, Roman Empire, Dark Ages, Fall of Rome, Emperor, Orgies, Catholic, Religion, Religious war, Constantinople, goths Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.

]]> Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii2 ea842a95-e1be-4ce0-bc4b-8d368f566bd7 Thu, 11 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! 1:15:57 yes King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Civil war, beheading, execution, rebellion, change, Queen, manhunt King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii1 7c9c47c8-2f74-4683-af8f-b40470d6aac2 Wed, 03 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana. 1:05:36 yes King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Medieval, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, 14th Century, royal, King, monarchy, Gay, King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.

]]> King Edward II of England was not the epic monarch leading his troops into battle, like his Papa Edward Longshanks. He was more into noodling on his crwth, playing in the dirt and seeing how far he can deep throat a banana.

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