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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Crime”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:19:15</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial. 
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  <title>199 - Mock Duck: NY Chinatown Tong Wars</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck.  A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:00:00</itunes:duration>
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  <title>175 - Sherlock Holmes: The Ultimate Druggie Detective</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You've seen Benderdickt Cummingpants, Robert Downboy Jr., Basil Rathbonez as Sherlock Holmes. BUT who was the real man behind history's most famous detective? The truth may surprise you!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>168 - Bonnie and Clyde: Partners in Crime</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The iconic duo, Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker. They were muscle car-driving machine gun-toting American gangsters. Not too bright as the two adopted a "shoot now, question later" approach. Though small time crooks, the media would have a field day with the criminal couple.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:13:17</itunes:duration>
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  <title>159 - Ned Kelly: Australia's Dirty Robin Hood </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Garbage Andy throws some shrimp on the barbie and joins us in the Outback: The land of criminals, Mad Max, Steve Irwins and the majestic Bin Chicken. The character and spirit of this upside-down country is most embodied in the spirit of Ned Kelly. Ned lived fast and died young as a very distinctively Australian Robin Hood.  Most of his mishaps involved accidental homoerotic scraps, nonchalant armed robbery and even a guns blazing shoot-out complete with iron body armor.   </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:58:32</itunes:duration>
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  <title>139 - Sam Adams: Spicy, Revolutionary Puppet Master Deadbeat</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>128 - Charles Guiteau: Serial Masturbator to Presidential Assassin</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:30:53</itunes:duration>
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  <title>127 - Yoshie Shiratori: Expert Escape Artist and Soup Spitter.</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Yoshie Shiratori is the ultimate escape artist, busting out of any jail that the japanese authorities threw him in. The problem was once he was on the outside, he couldn't seem to not keep his mouth shut about his jail breaks, most of which involved spitting soup, chilling with bears and dislocating his own arms. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:44:55</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Yoshie Shiratori is the ultimate escape artist, busting out of any jail that the japanese authorities threw him in. The problem was once he was on the outside, he couldn't seem to not keep his mouth shut about his prison breaks, most of which involved spitting soup, chilling with bears and dislocating his own arms.  
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  <title>90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Felon and drunkard David Marshall Williams found himself in and out of prison most of his life. You see, the one thing he loved more than moonshine was making homemade guns and killin'. His luck changed when Uncle Sam saw his chode-like carbine rifle and turned this country convict into a munitions millionaire.  </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:31:16</itunes:duration>
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  <title>51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Witches Gone Wild! Matthew Hopkins, self-proclaimed Witch-Finder General, is about to turn your small English village into the hottest satanic spring break ever! The girls are up all night (against their will), ready to show off their hard extra nipples, and getting wet from hours of being dunked underwater for a confession of witchcraft!

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  <title>50 - Helen Duncan: The Last Goopy Witch of Britain</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Witchcraft! Clairvoyance! Shoving cheese cloth up your vagina! We're taking an 'in-depth' look at Britain's last witch, Hellish Nell and her stinky, slimy ectoplasmic discharge.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>43 - Master Class: Cooks 'Typhoid Mary and the Gals'</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>40 - Sawney Bean: All in the Cannibal Family</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.</itunes:subtitle>
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