web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:18:09 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Conspiracy” https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/conspiracy Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com 200 - Nostradamus: WE STOP 9/11 FROM THE FUTURE USING THE PAST!!! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nostradamus a9906197-9645-4b8f-bbe7-4de2903c17b2 Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME. 1:56:36 yes Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, insanity, novel, writer, books, conspiracy, horoscope, astrology, prophecy, predictions, poems, 16th Century, France, History Channel, 911, Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED!
We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

]]> 196 - George Adamski: EARTH'S AMBASSADOR TO THE SPACE BROTHERS https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/adamski acd27b3a-bd9b-4268-90cd-608a3bf7a9e5 Thu, 26 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION! 1:56:35 yes Do not listen to this episode... This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know. Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, America History, idiot, nasa, space, space travel, UFO, metaphysics, paranormal, alien, extraterrestrial, TRUTH, coverup, Conspiracy, FBI, Project Blue Book Do not listen to this episode...
This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

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This is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.

Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

]]> 104 - Gaston B. Means: 100% Shyster with a Dash of Geriatric Murder https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gastonmeans 967a8030-8c7e-4523-a44c-75a1559dbb15 Thu, 07 Nov 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!! 1:47:28 yes Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!! Podcast, History, Comedy, Private Eye, detective, murder, thief, con man, conspiracy, fraud Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

]]> Gaston B. Means, besides having a hilarious name, was an oaf. This lumbering jackass actually testified against himself in court. How do you do that? By robbing, cheating and stealing anything he could get his hands on under the guise of being a 'Private Eye'. Also known a dick!!!

]]> 93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot? https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/rasputin 234cb5d6-c63b-4c6f-98fd-bd59cedfdaf0 Thu, 22 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong? 1:42:48 yes Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong? podcast, comedy, history, Russia, Rasputin, WWI, Sex magic, Tsar, conspiracy, murder, wizard, sorcerer, Siberia, catholic, cult, sect, corruption Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?

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]]> 71 - William Shakespeare: To Cream or Not to Cream! https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/shakespeare 900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e Thu, 21 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this Master of the English Language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. 1:06:23 yes Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, literature, theater, Shakespeare, 16th Century, classics, acting, England, London, UK, English Language, the stage, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, teacher, school, poetry, Drama, piercings, painting, masterpiece, books, plays, sex, bisexual, adultery, cheating, conspiracy, murder, cover up Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

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]]> 65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacobfrank 3ca1bc80-254f-4d30-90b1-990d81845b10 Thu, 07 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! 1:23:42 yes If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Poland, Polish,Jewish, catholic, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, incest, murder, illuminati, secret society, Kabbalah If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!

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]]> 64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sabbatai 24671b7f-6d59-4ce0-866c-361b50f01636 Thu, 31 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! 1:37:01 yes This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, religion, Jewish, Jew, Judaism, Islam, Turkey, Greece, Israel, scandal, blasphemy, messiah, apocalypse, scam, scam artist, conspiracy, Zion, converted, prostitution, leader, crypto religion, party, rave, drunk, orgy, kosher, not kosher, sex, Hebrew, Torah, Talmud, This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!

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]]> 62 - Nikola Tesla: Electricity Boners & Pigeon Banging https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tesla 8ec24556-7815-45da-a093-881f169a071c Thu, 17 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry! 1:09:00 yes When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, inventor, electricity, Tesla, Elon Musk, Edison, 20th Century, currents, electrical, science, crazy, furries, pigeons, bestiality, aliens, conspiracy, antisocial, awkward, Nikola Tesla, power, infrastructure, rivalry When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!

]]> When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!

]]> 44 - Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat-Earther, Evangelical Radio Host & Cult Leader https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/voliva 4db1c9b6-50f3-475a-a3c5-aa3d9f921b56 Thu, 06 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh and lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT. 1:23:18 yes Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh end lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, cult, religion, flat earth, flat earther, evolution, anti-evolution, scopes monkey trial, radio host, radical, worlds fair, zion, christianity, higher criticism, bible, revelation, crazy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, cult worship, scam, fraud, oppression Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh end lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.

]]> Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh end lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.

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