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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Colony”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline &amp; St. Augustine</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>282 - Crappy Colonies: St. Croix, Charlesbourg-Royal &amp; France-Roy</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2023 06:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are back with another Crappy Colony. This time we are hitting the seas with the French, at there first attempt to settle the New World. Will the land of the Iroquois proof to be their land of gold or will they just find frozen death? </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>271 - Crappy Colonies: San Miguel de Gualdape</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
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