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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “Colonial America”</title>
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    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>288 - Crappy Colonies: Charlesfort, Fort Caroline &amp; St. Augustine</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>281 - William Penn (pt.3): Always Crumby in Philadelphia </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us as we wrap up the confusion that was William Penn's life.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>280 - William Penn (pt.2): The City of Brotherly Lovin'</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brian and Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game join us again as we continue our look into the life of William Penn and the birth of Pennsylvania. William dives into the deep end and acquires a royal charter for Penn's Forest Land. His new 'holy experiment' quickly devolves into madness as he blunders way though governing his new charter, setting up his 'modern city' of Philadelphia </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>279 - William Penn (pt.1): The Mid Oatmeal Boy</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brian &amp; Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us for a deep dive into the founder of their state of Pennsylvania, William Penn. As a stinky little rich kid, William Penn bumbles through life, from one old changing event to the next. All until he finds his true calling in the 17th century version of the hippies, Quakers.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>278 - Crappy Colonies: Santa Maria de Ochuse</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Pensacola, Florida. Home to a giant neon fish sign, a military base and the site of the second attempt to establish a Spanish Colony on mainland America. If you thought  their first attempt was a mess, this time the Spanish learn all about hurricanes and the benefits of eating shoe leather.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country &amp; Family</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. </itunes:subtitle>
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