web01.fireside.fm Fri, 24 Apr 2026 07:32:43 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/classical Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander6 d77b1193-0011-4af5-a508-145bb8136a45 Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected! 1:34:47 yes All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, ancient greece, warfare, military, Greek History, Influential people, alexander the great All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander2 db03775b-51d3-4ad2-a3ac-cc2e46709be9 Thu, 19 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. 1:16:54 yes Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus! But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE! But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, greek history, ancient history, classical, Alexander the Great, warfare, Greece, Macedonia, Persia, politics, Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

]]> Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alexander1 8685ada0-c533-41f8-8562-1fda3286741d Thu, 12 May 2022 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs 1:39:38 yes We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, greek history, ancient history, classical We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs

]]> We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gaiusmarius 165b8120-861c-4d59-b557-a436e3def738 Thu, 30 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. 1:52:03 yes Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Rome, Roman History, warfare, democracy, politics, Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> Basically the Super Mario of Rome. This sleazy 7 time Roman Consul defended the empire against a bunch of blonde hair blue-eyed barbarians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alcibaides 6c37a561-c3fa-46fb-a00b-f19dcae61029 Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow. 1:46:50 yes You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Ancient History, Classical, Greek, Athens, Sparta, warfare, democracy, politics, bisexuality You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.

]]> You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/mozart d9ed49f6-66f8-43e8-b6e6-a2b77d832619 Thu, 18 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note. 1:16:08 yes The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note. ThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThTh Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, music, classical, classical music, composer, mozart, 18th century, party, fetish, poop, gross The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note. ThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThThTh

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/archimedes 2d25eb60-9c58-4722-b9cf-a83b81c52301 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. 1:29:06 yes Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!' Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public. Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
Join us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/diogenes 6daa2796-7974-4a72-b9c0-a3a7ddb72989 Thu, 24 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers. 1:20:14 yes We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers. We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers.

]]> We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers.

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