Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying 8 items of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag "battle".
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209 - Dan Sickles (pt2): Civil War One-legged Wonder
November 25th, 2021 | 1 hr 56 mins
america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, president, rebellion, warfare
The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.
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205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword
October 28th, 2021 | 1 hr 37 mins
battle, british, comedy, drinking, english history, france, game of thrones, history, king, legend, magna carta, medieval, medieval warfare, military history, monarchy, podcast, rebellion, robin hood, true crime, warfare
King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.
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204 - Richard the Lionheart: The English* Crusader King
October 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 42 mins
battle, british history, comedy, crusade, drinking, england, france, gaming, gay, history, holy land, middle east, military history, monarchy, podcast, royals, swords, video games, warfare, warrior
We continue our trip down the Plantagenet line of royal sucksession, with Richard the Lionheart. This anal rapist, fought his way onto the English thronewith the help of his butt-buddy Philip II of France. Before heading off to the 3rd Crusade in the Holy Land committing war crimes and political disasters in his wake. Plus we take a dive into the REAL Order of the Assassins.
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203 - Henry II of England: ANGRY mattress-eating king!
October 14th, 2021 | 2 hrs 4 mins
battle, british, comedy, drinking, english history, france, game of thrones, history, king, medieval, medieval warfare, military history, monarchy, podcast, rebellion, warfare
The first of the Plantagenet English monarchy, Herny II was a furious king. So furious that it is said that he ate his straw mattress in a fit of rage. We are taking a trip through the trailer park that is the fight for the English throne, the Angevin Empire and Henry’s treacherous sons.
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191 - Master Series: Civil War Confederate Soldiers
July 22nd, 2021 | 2 hrs 34 mins
america history, battle, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, military history, podcast, rebellion, warfare
Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.
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156 - George Washington (1759-1781): Shootin' Blanks
November 12th, 2020 | 1 hr 59 mins
america history, american revolution, battle, comedy, drinking, founding father, george washington, history, military history, podcast, president, rebellion, warfare
In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!
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143 - Count Dante: Martial Arts Fingering Master
August 13th, 2020 | 1 hr 43 mins
1960s, 1970s, american history, battle, beauty, chicago, comedy, dojo, drinking, fight, fighter, hair salon, history, karate, kick ass, lion, martial arts, playboy, podcast, porn, style
Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while running a chain of bizarre Dojos, Playboy Bunny Hair Salon and hairy muff porn shops in the Chicago area.
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73 - Charles Domery: The Grotesque Human Dumpster
April 4th, 2019 | 1 hr 25 mins
18th century, abnormal, army, battle, cannibal, cats, comedy, competitive eating, disorder, drinking, eating, england, france, gluttony, history, human dumpster, hungry, navy, podcast, poland, prussia, strange, war
Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster.