Roast Mortem Cast
Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.
Displaying 2 items of Roast Mortem Cast with the tag "athens".
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165 - Alcibiades: Athenian Dick Stealing & Spartan Labe Smashing
January 21st, 2021 | 1 hr 46 mins
ancient history, athens, bisexuality, classical, comedy, democracy, drinking, greek, history, podcast, politics, sparta, warfare
You know that guy Socrates? Well bits of Alcibiades poop was definitely in his urethra. This androgynist Athenian demagogue boned his way through the ancient Greek world. From hometown Athens, his bisexual love rod sext all the way to Persia and back leaving political destruction and death in it's shadow.
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29 - Diogenes: The OG Cynic & Smelly Eccentric Turd
May 24th, 2018 | 1 hr 20 mins
ancient, ancient greece, athens, baja men, classical, comedy, cynicism, dogs, drinking, existentialism, garbage, greece, greek, gross, history, masturbation, nihilism, philosophy, plato, trash, turkey
We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers.