web01.fireside.fm Wed, 22 Apr 2026 14:26:26 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/art Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2020countdown af598367-0372-4c93-885d-3a5d0a328069 Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned! 3:20:43 yes It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned! Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, world history, ancient history, countdown, 2020, new years eve, paranormal, pirates, chinese, royalty, nobility, inventors, art history, art, poop jokes It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned!

]]> It's that time of year again! The 2020 RMC Countdown! Matt from NFHC podcast joins us as we plow through the ages, marathon roasting idiots who died on the 20th year of their century! Exhaustion and inebriation be damned!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/davinci 5692f7ac-31df-462d-9594-afee4ed21578 Thu, 02 Apr 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs. 1:43:03 yes Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Renaissance, Art History, painter, science, scientist, genius, da Vinci, masterpiece, master painter, art, museum, Italy, Florence, Milan, 15th century, inventor Historians, scientist and philosophers have all credited Leonardo da Vinci as one of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. What was this master genius thinking about? DICKS! Leo loved to draw, talk and lick penis. His obsession with ween and various scientific hobbies distracted him so much that many of his commissioned masterpieces went unfinished. He'd just up and leave his patrons high and dry and went back to doodling dongs.

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/picasso 2a033a2e-0f23-4573-8462-dd86c9f9b972 Thu, 24 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. 1:01:41 yes Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats. Podcast, History, Comedy, Painter, Artist, Cubist, womanizer, Spain, Bull, Sex, paint, art, legend, great artist, Picasso, asshole, drunk, drinking, misogynist Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/caravaggio 354857fe-0c34-40af-9c76-6e9756958ba7 Thu, 29 Mar 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really. 1:06:19 yes Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really. Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

]]> Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

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