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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “American History”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2023 06:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>282 - Crappy Colonies: St. Croix, Charlesbourg-Royal &amp; France-Roy</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2023 06:15:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We are back with another Crappy Colony. This time we are hitting the seas with the French, at there first attempt to settle the New World. Will the land of the Iroquois proof to be their land of gold or will they just find frozen death? </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>281 - William Penn (pt.3): Always Crumby in Philadelphia </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Jim and Brian from Drink a Beer Play a Game joins us as we wrap up the confusion that was William Penn's life.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>280 - William Penn (pt.2): The City of Brotherly Lovin'</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brian and Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game join us again as we continue our look into the life of William Penn and the birth of Pennsylvania. William dives into the deep end and acquires a royal charter for Penn's Forest Land. His new 'holy experiment' quickly devolves into madness as he blunders way though governing his new charter, setting up his 'modern city' of Philadelphia </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:14:15</itunes:duration>
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  <title>271 - Crappy Colonies: San Miguel de Gualdape</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:20:27</itunes:duration>
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  <title>212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:19:15</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial. 
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  <itunes:keywords>Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, wrestling, WWE, WWF, American History, True crime, Murder, Sports injury, Brain Damage, vince mcmahon, professional wrestling, Sports Entertainment, Crime, death, Quebec, French Canadian</itunes:keywords>
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  <title>206 - Iceberg Slim: Legendary Pimp with the Drip</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?!  Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:37:37</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?!  Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL! 
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  <title>145 - The Coors Family: A Legacy of Beer and Bullshit</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. Despite the fact that the long line of Coors were raging paranoid morons, that used wiretaps to spy on their employees, formed the biggest conservative think-tank in D.C and demoralized everyone below them.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:23:22</itunes:duration>
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  <title>143 - Count Dante: Martial Arts Fingering Master</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while running a chain of bizarre Dojos, Playboy Bunny Hair Salon and hairy muff porn shops in the Chicago area.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:43:12</itunes:duration>
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  <title>136 - Robert Kardashian: The Simp, the Momager &amp; the Hell Spawn</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger &amp; cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:34:10</itunes:duration>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Doors' front man Jim Morrison was a sloppy, sloppy boy that loved to force his way into any anus that crossed his path, sometimes at knife point! This 27 club manchild claimed to be the Lizard King, thought the soul of native american the police were shoveling off the road after a car wreck inhabited his body and his alleged death may have been all a cover up!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>131 - Walter Jackson Freeman II: Freestyle Lobotomy Smooth Brain</title>
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  <title>99 - Anthony Wayne: American Revolutionary War General Blasting in your Wife</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <title>82 - President James Buchanan: The Dough-Faced Southern Sympathizer that Broke America</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Who do you think is the worst President? Well you're wrong! James Buchanan gave BJs to all the racist southern politicians and was hands down responsible the succession of the South. You know the Civil War... The time that Americans killed each other instead of blocked each other on Twitter.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>79 - Andy Warhol: Voyeuristic, Commercial Meme Lord</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Did Andy Warhol singlehandedly destroy art or just invent the Meme? This frail little albino boy had a propensity for watching eccentrics slowly kill themselves at his Blade-style night club (- techno, vampires &amp; cybergoths) The Factory.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
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