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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “America”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:subtitle>Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>280 - William Penn (pt.2): The City of Brotherly Lovin'</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Brian and Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game join us again as we continue our look into the life of William Penn and the birth of Pennsylvania. William dives into the deep end and acquires a royal charter for Penn's Forest Land. His new 'holy experiment' quickly devolves into madness as he blunders way though governing his new charter, setting up his 'modern city' of Philadelphia </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:14:15</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Brian and Jim from Drink a Beer Play a Game join us again as we continue our look into the life of William Penn and the birth of Pennsylvania. William dives into the deep end and acquires a royal charter for Penn's Forest Land. His new 'holy experiment' quickly devolves into madness as he blunders way though governing his new charter, setting up his 'modern city' of Philadelphia  
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  <title>258 - The Fox Sisters (pt3): Not this time... It's fiction!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The conclusion of the originators of Modern Spiritualism. The sisters sink further and further into drugs and alcohol as their charade begins to unravel.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:09:59</itunes:duration>
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  <description>The conclusion of the originators of Modern Spiritualism. The sisters sink further and further into drugs and alcohol as their charade begins to unravel. 
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  <title>257 - The Fox Sisters (pt.2): Ice Cold Mediums</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We continue with the Spooooooky ladies, The Fox Sisters and their meteoric rise to international paranormal celebrities. And we take a trip to the Arctic in a hunt for the lost HMS Terror. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:31:25</itunes:duration>
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  <title>245 - Sir Richard Burton (pt. 6): Burton Does America</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Burton travels across the pond in search of the Mormon Mecca, Salt Lake City. This booze-fueled coast-to-coast tour is full of scalps, guns, and Polygamy!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:24:34</itunes:duration>
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  <title>230 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt3): WWII Gangbang</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII as Chiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight!</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:31:20</itunes:duration>
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  <description>We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII asChiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight! 
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  <title>208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid! </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:17:00</itunes:duration>
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  <title>185 - President John Tyler: His Accidency</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:52:05</itunes:duration>
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  <description>John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident. 
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  <title>182 - John Wesley Hardin: Prideful Lawless Gunslinger</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>John Wesley Hardin was a rough and tumble gunslinger of the American wild west. Because he had no issue shooting one in the back of the head, Hardin amassed a considerable kill count believing some vermin simply "just needed killing."</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:32:12</itunes:duration>
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  <description>John Wesley Hardin was a rough and tumble gunslinger of the American wild west. Because he had no issue shooting one in the back of the head, Hardin amassed a considerable kill count believing some vermin simply "just needed killing." 
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  <title>174 - Olive Oatman: Pioneer Suicide Girl</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Olive Oatman pioneer'd across America during tumultuous times. She was kidnapped, traded for beads, and received a sick facial tattoo. She crossed paths with many an indigenous peeps. Spoilers: She did NOT die of dysentery.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:44:01</itunes:duration>
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  <description>Olive Oatman pioneer'd across America during tumultuous times. She was kidnapped, traded for beads, and received a sick facial tattoo. She crossed paths with many an indigenous peeps. Spoilers: She did NOT die of dysentery. 
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    <![CDATA[<p>Olive Oatman pioneer&#39;d across America during tumultuous times. She was kidnapped, traded for beads, and received a sick facial tattoo. She crossed paths with many an indigenous peeps. Spoilers: She did NOT die of dysentery.</p>]]>
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    <![CDATA[<p>Olive Oatman pioneer&#39;d across America during tumultuous times. She was kidnapped, traded for beads, and received a sick facial tattoo. She crossed paths with many an indigenous peeps. Spoilers: She did NOT die of dysentery.</p>]]>
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  <title>155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:47:46</itunes:duration>
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  <title>149 - Benedict Arnold: Loyalist Unamerican Traitor</title>
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  <title>139 - Sam Adams: Spicy, Revolutionary Puppet Master Deadbeat</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>75 - Benjamin Franklin (1776-1790): Franklin's War against Crown, Country &amp; Family</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin2</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The second and final episode on America's founding father Benjamin Franklin. The once dutiful royalist turns patriot, leaving a wake of propaganda, broken families and even the country he helped build. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>61 - William Walker: The American 'President' of Nicaragua</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/williamwalker</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico &amp; Nicaragua.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>2:14:26</itunes:duration>
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  <title>58 - George HW Bush: Presidential Oil &amp; Cheerleading CIA Death Squads</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/georgehwbush</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>What do CIA funded death squads, Yale cheerleading and oily Kuwaiti handjobs have in common? Why, President George HW Bush, of course! This is our anti-eulogy to the war criminal with the craaaaazy, waaaacky socks you've been hearing about. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:47:58</itunes:duration>
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  <title>56 - Edward Drinker Cope: History's Most Bone-Headed Paleontologist</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwarddrinkercope</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
  <enclosure url="https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/7c4a87a0-e167-472c-8277-1eac23b2fbad.mp3" length="93152945" type="audio/mp3"/>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries. </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:34:29</itunes:duration>
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  <title>53 - Andrew Jackson: America's First Maniac President</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/andrewjackson</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' </itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:47:39</itunes:duration>
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    <![CDATA[<p>You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn&#39;t physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America&#39;s Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral &#39;ASSHOLE!&#39; </p>]]>
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  <title>39 - William Lyon Mackenzie: Canada's Try-Hard Revolutionary</title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/mackenzie</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
  <author>Roast Mortem Cast</author>
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  <itunes:subtitle>When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.</itunes:subtitle>
  <itunes:duration>1:35:30</itunes:duration>
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    <![CDATA[<p>When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There&#39;s a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.</p>]]>
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  <title>34 - Wyatt Earp: Shoddy Lawman &amp; Wild West Wuss </title>
  <link>https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/earp</link>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2018 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We're roasting America's most talented and flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <itunes:subtitle>While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Who discovered America? A drunk Irishman in a leather boat with a strong affinity towards sheep. </itunes:subtitle>
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