web02.fireside.fm Fri, 17 Apr 2026 03:54:26 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/affair Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8 84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. 2:42:17 yes Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Renaissance, 16th Century, royal, King, monarchy, beheading, execution, change, Queen, manhunt, insanity, murder, affair, scandal Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kardashian b01ce5c4-aa62-440c-9839-e452ef2d294f Thu, 25 Jun 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. 2:34:10 yes The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, True Crime, thief, vain, self centered, gossip, pop culture, reality tv, Kardashian, affair, sex, law, murder, model, fashion, Lawyer, wealth The Armenian heir to a rancid Meat Packing Company, yuppied his flaccid penis around LA's hottest nightclubs with his pal OJ Simpson. Everything changed when he met the teenager of his dreams and professional gold digger & cum dumpster Kris. And with that one of the largest cases of cultural brain drain had been unleashed on the world. The age of Kardashian had begun.

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]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/beecher b5173678-4e7b-4f4d-8a7b-790c11c6e15c Thu, 06 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches. 2:02:49 yes What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches. Podcast, Comedy, history, 19th Century, slavery, religion, megachurch, church, scandal, sex, affair, temperance, suffrage, con artist, orator, preacher What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.

]]> What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benfranklin1 ef18078f-dab9-45b6-b7b7-4c13fafa8d63 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... 1:40:27 yes We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it... Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, American History, patriot, revolution, american revolution, founding father, 1776, Ben Franklin, sex, scandal, tabloid, fake news, loyalist, Britain, Brexit, Colony, colonialism, war, politics, London, Philadelphia, America, 18th Century, noble, royals, Parliament, money, currency, affair, orgy, satanism, propaganda, newspapers, fake news, Inventor, Entrepreneur, success, business, legend, myth We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the humble founding father portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/andrewjackson 763d1c08-2002-49e2-93e6-63a359741f3c Thu, 08 Nov 2018 15:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' 1:47:39 yes You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!' podcast, USA, comedy, history, drinking, President, US History, 19th Century, Native American, Oppression, war, military, ruler, politics, affair, scandal, duel, pistol, genocide, trail of tears, manifest destiny, America, USA, expansionism, revolution, Democrat, Trump, Jackson, Money, dollar, currency, deregulation, 50 cent, shot, imperialism, western democracy, elections, campaign, brutal, anger, old dead dude, War of 1812 You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> You might know him as the 20 Dollar Bill Boy but in his time he was simply known as President Andrew Jackson. When he wasn't physically stealing other peoples wives, this wacky waving inflatable man was flexing America's Manifest Destiny boner, by systematically destroying native culture and spreading slavery. As his pet parrot would scream during his funeral 'ASSHOLE!'

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/horroractors 8b26f741-b334-4259-8e92-505907879589 Tue, 30 Oct 2018 06:45:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula, The Wolf Man and The Mummy all in one room with one cookie. Who will finish last?! 1:56:24 yes We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all in one room with only one cookie. Who will finish last?! Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, drunk, Halloween, Hollywood, Monster, Monster Movies, Vampire, Dracula, Frankenstein, wolfman, werewolf, drama queen, affair, scandal, actor, Universal Monster Movies, film, classic film, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney Jr, We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all in one room with only one cookie. Who will finish last?!

]]> We take a look behind the scenes at three of the most iconic Hollywood Universal Monsters, Lon Chaney Jr, Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff. We'll they weren't the monsters.. actually they kind of were. Frankenstein, Dracula and the Wolf Man all in one room with only one cookie. Who will finish last?!

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