web01.fireside.fm Wed, 15 Apr 2026 13:08:39 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/abuse Thu, 04 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/crawford 7c934183-135d-4618-b493-83ec2cadd86c Thu, 04 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Gabby joins in and assists in the roast of Joan Crawford. She was a Pepsi-loving, coat hanger-hating, wide-shoulder'd Hollywood Icon. Promiscuous and manipulative- she made shock waves on the silver screen. But she would unwind after a long day by pummeling her children. 2:04:49 yes Gabby joins in and assists in the roast of Joan Crawford. She was a Pepsi-loving, coat hanger-hating, wide-shoulder'd Hollywood Icon. Promiscuous and manipulative- she made shock waves on the silver screen. But she would unwind after a long day by pummeling her children. Hollywood, actress, pepsi, abuse, coat hanger, acting, manipulative Gabby joins in and assists in the roast of Joan Crawford. She was a Pepsi-loving, coat hanger-hating, wide-shoulder'd Hollywood Icon. Promiscuous and manipulative- she made shock waves on the silver screen. But she would unwind after a long day by pummeling her children.

]]> Gabby joins in and assists in the roast of Joan Crawford. She was a Pepsi-loving, coat hanger-hating, wide-shoulder'd Hollywood Icon. Promiscuous and manipulative- she made shock waves on the silver screen. But she would unwind after a long day by pummeling her children.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/soapy 2751e6f3-b183-4e2f-85c6-a75f19bf6971 Thu, 10 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike. 1:52:58 yes Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Music, scam artist, fraud, abuse, thief, con man, western, wild west, Texas, Colorado, Alaska, poker, cards, gambling, soapmaking, arts and crafts Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike.

]]> Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/burroughs2 b12603c2-c2ae-4fb6-8b15-745cb6304a10 Thu, 05 Mar 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Burroughs leaves the wake of destruction and murder that was his 30s and starts anew as a writer. All this means is that he does more drugs, bangs more boys and dives deeper into the new age, occult mumbo gumbo. In between deep throating, human pucked turkey, Alan Ginsberg, his heroin usages skyrockets as does his literary notoriety. 1:53:51 yes Burroughs leaves the wake of destruction and murder that was his 30s and starts anew as a writer. All this means is that he does more drugs, bangs more boys and dives deeper into the new age, occult mumbo gumbo. In between deep throating, human pucked turkey, Alan Ginsberg, his heroin usages skyrockets as does his literary notoriety. Podcast, Comedy, History, beat poetry, literature, drugs, abuse, guns, trust fund, homosexuality, naked lunch, borroughs, counterculture, 1940s, 1950s Burroughs leaves the wake of destruction and murder that was his 30s and starts anew as a writer. All this means is that he does more drugs, bangs more boys and dives deeper into the new age, occult mumbo gumbo. In between deep throating, human pucked turkey, Alan Ginsberg, his heroin usages skyrockets as does his literary notoriety.

]]> Burroughs leaves the wake of destruction and murder that was his 30s and starts anew as a writer. All this means is that he does more drugs, bangs more boys and dives deeper into the new age, occult mumbo gumbo. In between deep throating, human pucked turkey, Alan Ginsberg, his heroin usages skyrockets as does his literary notoriety.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/borroughs1 c145f22a-7117-4a79-91e5-dd74dd8f52c1 Thu, 27 Feb 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The next entry into our 'Goof Troupe' Beat Poet series and this time we are taking on it's King, William S. Burroughs. This entitled gun-toting homosexual, loafed his way through life guzzling booze, shooting up heroin and mooching off his parents. He unabashedly went on a world tour of pedophilia amassing a his crew of other deadbeats sickos, like Ginsberg and Kerouac and inadvertently became the King of counter-culture 1:47:25 yes The next entry into our 'Goof Troupe' Beat Poet series and this time we are taking on it's King, William S. Burroughs. This entitled gun-toting homosexual, loafed his way through life guzzling booze, shooting up heroin and mooching off his parents. He unabashedly went on a world tour of pedophilia amassing a his crew of other deadbeats sickos, like Ginsberg and Kerouac and inadvertently became the King of counter-culture Podcast, Comedy, History, beat poetry, literature, drugs, abuse, guns, trust fund, homosexuality, naked lunch, borroughs, counterculture, 1940s, 1950s The next entry into our 'Goof Troupe' Beat Poet series and this time we are taking on it's King, William S. Burroughs. This entitled gun-toting homosexual, loafed his way through life guzzling booze, shooting up heroin and mooching off his parents. He unabashedly went on a world tour of pedophilia amassing a his crew of other deadbeats sickos, like Ginsberg and Kerouac and inadvertently became the King of counter-culture

]]> The next entry into our 'Goof Troupe' Beat Poet series and this time we are taking on it's King, William S. Burroughs. This entitled gun-toting homosexual, loafed his way through life guzzling booze, shooting up heroin and mooching off his parents. He unabashedly went on a world tour of pedophilia amassing a his crew of other deadbeats sickos, like Ginsberg and Kerouac and inadvertently became the King of counter-culture

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sinatra2 2e4d88bf-307e-4aac-9709-14bc0d14df1c Thu, 24 Oct 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end! 2:14:43 yes The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end! Podcast, History, Comedy, Music, Music history, Frank Sinatra, crooner, mafia, organized crime, abuse, divorce, Music Legend, Las Vegas, Hollywood, Big Band, Italian American, Spaghetti, scandal The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!

]]> The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hendrix 06aa4ae4-8777-4e77-a4a1-f328e18286df Thu, 12 Sep 2019 11:45:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! 1:28:36 yes Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! podcast, History, Comedy, rock, music, rock n roll, Hendrix, 1960's, revolution, orgies, drunk, abuse, guitar legend, guitar, music history, rockstar, drugs, lsd, broken homes, sex, hippy, counter culture Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

]]> Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pearlman b9c3643a-52fa-4fbf-b0f5-f68013a28a10 Thu, 29 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys. 1:22:58 yes Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Music, scam artist, boy bands, 90's, pop music, billboard charts, fraud, abuse, thief Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.

]]> Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hughhefner 4299c24e-e98d-4c19-86e1-3e35434bba8e Thu, 07 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guaranteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper. 1:41:31 yes EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, sex, playboy, 69, swingers, Hugh Hefner, bunnies, sex bunnies, sexual revolution, magazine, hard, wet, sexual, 70s, 80s, call girls, sex slave, Playboy Mansion, abuse, control EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper.

]]> EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ginsberg d159593d-4187-4852-b423-2c5b53450889 Thu, 26 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Melanie Moat joins us as we roast 'beat poet' Allen Ginsberg. Have you ever read his poem 'Howl'? You know, the book your professor made you read that barely made sense and had the writing structure of a 2nd grader? The truth is Ginsberg openly touched 2nd grader dong for pleasure... Actually, that may have been his inspiration. Did your professor tell you that? 1:31:52 yes Melanie Moat joins us as we roast 'beat poet' Allen Ginsberg. Have you ever read his poem 'Howl'? You know, the book your professor made you read that barely made sense and had the writing structure of a 2nd grader? The truth is Ginsberg openly touched 2nd grader dong for pleasure... Actually, that may have been his inspiration. Did your professor tell you that? podcast, history, comedy, drinking, Beatnik, beat generation, hippy, poem, poetry, pedophile, monster, poet, hack, literature, 50s, 60s, 70s, counter culture, free love, baby boomer, drugs, LSD, america, new york, san Francisco, Nature, abuse, predator Melanie Moat joins us as we roast 'beat poet' Allen Ginsberg. Have you ever read his poem 'Howl'? You know, the book your professor made you read that barely made sense and had the writing structure of a 2nd grader? The truth is Ginsberg openly touched 2nd grader dong for pleasure... Actually, that may have been his inspiration. Did your professor tell you that?

]]> Melanie Moat joins us as we roast 'beat poet' Allen Ginsberg. Have you ever read his poem 'Howl'? You know, the book your professor made you read that barely made sense and had the writing structure of a 2nd grader? The truth is Ginsberg openly touched 2nd grader dong for pleasure... Actually, that may have been his inspiration. Did your professor tell you that?

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