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    <title>Roast Mortem Cast - Episodes Tagged with “18th Century”</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
    <description>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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    <itunes:summary>We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. 
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  <title>202 -  Robespierre: Rope Shootin' Revolutionary</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>France can be a confusing place. They eat snails, make that weird nose sounds when they speak, and they have an incroyablement confusing Revolution. Lucky for you, we are going to breakdown the fiery statesman and leader of the of the Reign of Terror, shootin' Ropes-pierre.  You'll lose your head when you find out what is ' Committee of Public Safety' was up to!</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>194 - Nietzsche: Nihilistic Incel Ubermensch</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>GOD IS DEAD! This 19th century syphilitic, MGTOW philosopher inspired generations of brooding sad boi teens. And although this introverted professor was anti-sematic and tolerate, his philosophies would be warped by his own sister into the ultranationalist foundation of the Third Reich. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>155 - George Washington (1732-1759): Failing Upwards</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>154 - Marquis de Sade: The Unhinged Granddaddy of BDSM</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>98 - Lord Byron: Poetic Party Animal with Peculiar Penis</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Sep 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus </title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios &amp; Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>85 - Stede Bonnet: The Wussiest Pirate Ever</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 06:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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  <itunes:subtitle>You know Black Beard. You know Captain Kidd. But have you ever heard of Stede Bonnet?!? This dude ran away from his wife &amp; kids and took his billions to become the weakest pirate ever. Even going so far to set up a pirate HR for his crew. </itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>74 - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1776): Royal F-ckboy, Tabloid Journalist &amp; Half-assed Inventor</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>We all know Ben Franklin as an American Patriot, but was he really?! In this episode, we're exploring the man before the Declaration of Independence. What we find is a self-serving, vain, adulterous royalist that was far from the Patriot portrayed on the 100 dollar bill... Plus we talk about his dick... yes there are drawing of it...</itunes:subtitle>
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  <title>73 - Charles Domery: The Grotesque Human Dumpster</title>
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  <itunes:subtitle>If Isaac Newton was such a smart boy then why did he think The Secret World of Alex Mack was a documentary?
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  <itunes:subtitle>The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.</itunes:subtitle>
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