web01.fireside.fm Wed, 22 Apr 2026 22:07:11 -0500 Fireside (https://fireside.fm) https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tags/16th%20century Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400 We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. en-us episodic Dead men tell no tales. So we do it for them. Roast Mortem Cast We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed. yes History, Drinking, Roast, Roast Mortem, satire, Comedy, Dirty, Biography, Biographical, Roast Mortem Cast RoastMortemCast@gmail.com https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/cccaroline 4c2e8778-4381-4b1c-96d2-3fb5859dacae Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida 1:36:11 yes We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida History, Comedy, 16th century, France, colony, colonial america, florida, US History, Spain, spanish We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida

]]> We are coming at you with a new Crappy Colonies episode. This week, the Spanish and French go head-to-head over the Bath Salts capital of the world, Florida

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/stcroix 9f4393d1-183c-4f13-9260-470867c74e0d Thu, 25 May 2023 06:15:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We are back with another Crappy Colony. This time we are hitting the seas with the French, at there first attempt to settle the New World. Will the land of the Iroquois proof to be their land of gold or will they just find frozen death? 1:36:02 yes We are back with another Crappy Colony. This time we are hitting the seas with the French, at there first attempt to settle the New World. Will the land of the Iroquois proof to be their land of gold or will they just find frozen death? History, Comedy, 16th Century, explorer, French, colony, French History, American History, Canada, Canadian History, Quebec, Iroquois We are back with another Crappy Colony. This time we are hitting the seas with the French, at there first attempt to settle the New World. Will the land of the Iroquois proof to be their land of gold or will they just find frozen death?

]]> We are back with another Crappy Colony. This time we are hitting the seas with the French, at there first attempt to settle the New World. Will the land of the Iroquois proof to be their land of gold or will they just find frozen death?

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/santamaria c9527a15-306f-4421-b0d8-48529af61a72 Thu, 27 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Welcome to Pensacola, Florida. Home to a giant neon fish sign, a military base and the site of the second attempt to establish a Spanish Colony on mainland America. If you thought their first attempt was a mess, this time the Spanish learn all about hurricanes and the benefits of eating shoe leather. 1:11:46 yes Welcome to Pensacola, Florida. Home to a giant neon fish sign, a military base and the site of the second attempt to establish a Spanish Colony on mainland America. If you thought theirfirst attempt was a mess, this time the Spanish learn all about hurricanes and the benefits of eating shoe leather. History, Comedy, Colonial America, spanish, 16th century, Florida, Pensacola, Colonization, Exploration, Native American, spanish colony Welcome to Pensacola, Florida. Home to a giant neon fish sign, a military base and the site of the second attempt to establish a Spanish Colony on mainland America. If you thought theirfirst attempt was a mess, this time the Spanish learn all about hurricanes and the benefits of eating shoe leather.

]]> Welcome to Pensacola, Florida. Home to a giant neon fish sign, a military base and the site of the second attempt to establish a Spanish Colony on mainland America. If you thought theirfirst attempt was a mess, this time the Spanish learn all about hurricanes and the benefits of eating shoe leather.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sanmiguel 7e469c46-654e-4fd0-82c8-0d3ddcf08c34 Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia. 1:20:27 yes We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia. History, Comedy, 16th century, spanish, American History, colony, exploration, spanish colony, New World We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia.

]]> We take a look at the first European colony in North America. This disaster of a Spanish colony was lead by a ex-lawyer turned slaver Lucas Vázquez de Ayllón. And lets just say the pasty european settlers don't have the best time in the swamps of Georgia.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/nostradamus a9906197-9645-4b8f-bbe7-4de2903c17b2 Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME. 1:56:36 yes Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED! We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, insanity, novel, writer, books, conspiracy, horoscope, astrology, prophecy, predictions, poems, 16th Century, France, History Channel, 911, Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED!
We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

]]> Well, we did it! Episode 200! Not like we weren't gonna do it cause IT WAS PROPHESIZED!
We would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/henry8 84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. 2:42:17 yes Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, English History, Renaissance, 16th Century, royal, King, monarchy, beheading, execution, change, Queen, manhunt, insanity, murder, affair, scandal Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/fugger 63ade4d4-0633-44b0-8283-3c7d0234e31d Thu, 16 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0500 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Want to get rich quick? Like 4 times richer than Jeff Bezos? Listen to how this 16th century german scheiße pretzel became history's richest man by scamming the the inbred Hapsburgs, a few popes and millions of german peasants. Oh and he started a beef with the hemorrhoid-scratcher Martin Luther. 1:55:26 yes Want to get rich quick? Like 4 times richer than Jeff Bezos? Listen to how this 16th century german scheiße pretzel became history's richest man by scamming the the inbred Hapsburgs, a few popes and millions of german peasants. Oh and he started a beef with the hemorrhoid-scratcher Martin Luther. podcast, comedy, history, wealth, germany, 16th century, trade, business, accounting, warfare, commerce, amazon, bezos, global trade, scam, loans, royalty Want to get rich quick? Like 4 times richer than Jeff Bezos? Listen to how this 16th century german scheiße pretzel became history's richest man by scamming the the inbred Hapsburgs, a few popes and millions of german peasants. Oh and he started a beef with the hemorrhoid-scratcher Martin Luther.

]]> Want to get rich quick? Like 4 times richer than Jeff Bezos? Listen to how this 16th century german scheiße pretzel became history's richest man by scamming the the inbred Hapsburgs, a few popes and millions of german peasants. Oh and he started a beef with the hemorrhoid-scratcher Martin Luther.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ivantheterrible d697e7d6-30e2-44b2-8f2f-d39d323097c0 Thu, 30 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. 1:35:18 yes This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians. Podcast, comedy, history, murder, murderer, royal, torture, Russia, 16th Century, czar, impale, serial killer, prince, noble, monarchy, Russian History, medieval This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> This Monster Energy drinking idiot loved to beat his head against the ground. And when he wasn't killing brain cells he was straight up torturing and murdering thousands of Russians.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pizarro fa4effe1-93d7-4cfd-a51c-c0ea1051a929 Thu, 02 May 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. 1:26:26 yes Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, Spain, Conquistador, 16th century, Colonization, murder, genocide, explorer, seafarer, new world, peru, inca, native, llamas, discovery, gold, warfare, sociology Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.

]]> Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/shakespeare 900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e Thu, 21 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this Master of the English Language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. 1:06:23 yes Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's. Podcast, Comedy, History, Drinking, literature, theater, Shakespeare, 16th Century, classics, acting, England, London, UK, English Language, the stage, Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, teacher, school, poetry, Drama, piercings, painting, masterpiece, books, plays, sex, bisexual, adultery, cheating, conspiracy, murder, cover up Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/martinluther 9cd933fd-d2b5-4466-b777-2315dab5fe7b Thu, 27 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust. 1:23:05 yes Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust. Podcast, history, comedy, religion, protestant, reformation, protestant reformation, feces, poop, scat, hemorrhoids, hate, hypocrite, rebellion, rebel, 16th century, reform, priest, monastery, pope Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.

]]> Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sawneybean 70e0c538-b02f-43c4-b1f3-aeac2d4058a2 Thu, 09 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals. 1:22:53 yes What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals. Podcast, comedy, history, drinking, cannibal, inbreeding, inbred, Scotland, cave, cave dwelling, crime, criminal, raiders, ambush, murder, 1500s, 16th century, legend, man eater, What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.

]]> What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/bathory f67fd5ab-6158-4a8a-9d76-a6a54e6bd87b Thu, 31 May 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. 1:40:13 yes We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond. We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

]]> We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.

]]> https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/caravaggio 354857fe-0c34-40af-9c76-6e9756958ba7 Thu, 29 Mar 2018 15:00:00 -0400 Roast Mortem Cast full Roast Mortem Cast Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really. 1:06:19 yes Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really. Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

]]> Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.

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