We continue our journey with Sterling Hayden as he joins the communist partisans in Yugoslavia! Sterling is getting more and more RED as the days go on. Will this pretty face join the class struggle or will he just jerk it to a boat or something.
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\nFollowing a full year of demonic assaults on our 14th century woman, Ermine de Reims, we see that Satan and his horde are not that far off from Steve-O and Bam Margera
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","summary":"We take a look at the Queen's twilight years. Just shambling around for about two decades running damage control for her dysfunctional children. Specifically Prince Andrew and his connection to his two friend Jeffery and Ghislaine and their island of child massage specialist.","date_published":"2022-10-27T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/cd4cab4b-add9-4e58-bac7-f09e056d5a0c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":87509243,"duration_in_seconds":6250}]},{"id":"9986cc19-68a6-41fd-80d5-6c222b70e81d","title":"254 - Queen Elizabeth II (Pt.3): Used Beans and License to Kill","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liz3","content_text":"We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed. ","content_html":"We delve into some of Elizabeth II's most turbulent years. From the Falklands to the totally-was-an-accident Princess Diana getting smooshed.
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\nWe take a look at the royal history leading up to this unexpected monarch and the rise of the Windsor family, or should we say the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha Family. From her toothbrush mustache-loving Uncle Edward VIII, her time in the Auxiliary Territorial Service as a mechanic, to the romance of her distance cousin Philip, Elizabeth’s youth was one hell of a ride.
We wrap up the life of probably one of the most vile actors of all time, Klaus Kinski. From riding 7ft tall himalayan women, a blood feud between him and Werner Herzog, to things much much worseworseworseworse
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\n\nThe quest for the source of the Nile has begun!
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\nBut lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
\nBut when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.
We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs
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","summary":"Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!","date_published":"2022-04-07T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/acd78d13-d46c-4223-8e68-0e0b91444a10.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95718345,"duration_in_seconds":7976}]},{"id":"c08d1029-f872-4e6d-9817-4bf16827266d","title":"226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dewey","content_text":"Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! ","content_html":"Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!
","summary":"Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York! ","date_published":"2022-03-31T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/c08d1029-f872-4e6d-9817-4bf16827266d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95080803,"duration_in_seconds":6791}]},{"id":"73cf1416-85b9-48e0-aa30-408515288303","title":"225 - Hiroshi Yamauchi : Nintendo's Willy Wonka Hates You ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/yamauchi","content_text":"The boys from the Drink a Beer Play a Game Podcast join us for a roast of the Nintendo's grumpy, egotistical president Hiroshi Yamauchi. The meteoric rise of Nintendo Frankensteined the video game industry back to life in the 1980’s with Yamauchi at the helm. He manically micromanaged his team, the all while NEVER PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE","content_html":"The boys from the Drink a Beer Play a Game Podcast join us for a roast of the Nintendo's grumpy, egotistical president Hiroshi Yamauchi. The meteoric rise of Nintendo Frankensteined the video game industry back to life in the 1980’s with Yamauchi at the helm. He manically micromanaged his team, the all while NEVER PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE
","summary":"The boys from the Drink a Beer Play a Game Podcast join us for a roast of the Nintendo's grumpy, egotistical president Hiroshi Yamauchi. The meteoric rise of Nintendo Frankensteined the video game industry back to life in the 1980’s with Yamauchi at the helm. He manically micromanaged his team, the all while NEVER PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE","date_published":"2022-03-24T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/73cf1416-85b9-48e0-aa30-408515288303.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":98118816,"duration_in_seconds":9633}]},{"id":"4e5eadb9-2516-4efd-b54d-36914c8f6219","title":"224 - George C Scott (pt2): The Sophisticated Strangler ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gcs2","content_text":"The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.","content_html":"The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.
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","summary":"George C Scott can best be described as the American version of Oliver Reed... Except his drunken escapades usually ended in assault, battery or domestic abuse. George is best observed from a distance, a stages length at best.","date_published":"2022-03-10T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/597c00eb-da69-4bb8-8aaa-2dbe343756af.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86749643,"duration_in_seconds":7229}]},{"id":"4d7f5fea-cd52-4a3a-8bee-ed1d1b27448b","title":"222 - Gustav Krupp (pt2): Spicy Germany and the Big Boom Booms","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gustavkrupp2","content_text":"We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah. \n\nThe Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out! ","content_html":"We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah.
\n\nThe Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out!
","summary":"We close out the Krupp Dynasty with a bang... cause we are talking about cannons... and WWII... Yeaaaaaaah. \r\n\r\nThe Krupps firm works with the Austrian 'Guttersnipe' and starts pumping out overly complicated Panzer tanks, amongst other weapons of death. But will the evil Krupps get their comeuppance when the war is over. Tune in to find out! ","date_published":"2022-03-03T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/4d7f5fea-cd52-4a3a-8bee-ed1d1b27448b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":86123330,"duration_in_seconds":7176}]},{"id":"d80e8d0a-1abb-4750-9238-b95d43c25abc","title":"221 - Gustav Krupp (pt1): A Match Made in Germany","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gustovkrupp1","content_text":"We return to the long twisted lineage of the Krupp family and their arms dealin empire. The Family has a shuffle up and a neurotic outsider becomes the Cannon King, just in time for The War to End All Wars!","content_html":"We return to the long twisted lineage of the Krupp family and their arms dealin empire. The Family has a shuffle up and a neurotic outsider becomes the Cannon King, just in time for The War to End All Wars!
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\n\nBut behind the exciting adventures of Tintin, lays a personal story of a struggling artist, German occupation, and a series of not-so-secret affairs.
\nWas Hergé a Nazi mouthpiece as depicted by the Belgian Resistance? Or was he just a whiney oblivious idiot trying to make ends meet.
We continue the strange tale of the steel-forging, horse poop-smelling, genius boy, Alfred Krupp, Connor takes us on the strangest episode of MTV Cribs through Al's 'Villa Hügel', his influential role in the formation of Germany and his Steel empire!
","summary":"We continue the strange tale of the steel-forging, horse poop-smelling, genius boy, Alfred Krupp, Connor takes us on the strangest episode of MTV Cribs through Al's 'Villa Hügel', his influential role in the formation of Germany and his Steel empire!","date_published":"2022-02-10T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/cd7a5bb7-c1e2-4d1a-ac01-e7dfbe34dd4c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":80546503,"duration_in_seconds":5753}]},{"id":"73e80658-1810-41ea-8454-626843ca308b","title":"218 - Alfred Krupp (pt.1): The Smell of Success","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/alfredkrupp-part1","content_text":"Alfred Krupp was a lot of things. A businessman. A genius inventor. An arms dealer. When it came to steel, especially steel cannons, there was no other.\nBut behind the accolades lays a very strange and curious man. A man who smelled horse poop for it restorative powers. A man that was afraid of breathing his own breath. A man that was afraid of fire, yet owned a foundry. \nJoin us as we explore the 19th century freak, Alfred Krupp!","content_html":"Alfred Krupp was a lot of things. A businessman. A genius inventor. An arms dealer. When it came to steel, especially steel cannons, there was no other.
\nBut behind the accolades lays a very strange and curious man. A man who smelled horse poop for it restorative powers. A man that was afraid of breathing his own breath. A man that was afraid of fire, yet owned a foundry.
\nJoin us as we explore the 19th century freak, Alfred Krupp!
You ever stuff your face with Auntie Anne's, waddle into a Macy's and think 'Wow! This sure am pretty!". Well we sure have! Join us for a roast of retail magnate, Harry Gordon Selfridge. This American ex-pat redefined the customer experience with London's Selfridge Department Store... Only to squander it all away on a series of gold-digging arm candies.
","summary":"You ever stuff your face with Auntie Anne's, waddle into a Macy's and think 'Wow! This sure am pretty!\". Well we sure have! Join us for a roast of retail magnate, Harry Gordon Selfridge. This American ex-pat redefined the customer experience with London's Selfridge Department Store... Only to squander it all away on a series of gold-digging arm candies. ","date_published":"2022-01-27T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/1de4afb2-be5e-44bb-92c1-5f6566fd2493.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90993690,"duration_in_seconds":6358}]},{"id":"07dee583-45fe-46f2-9205-7744b4245ab6","title":"216 - Agrippina the Younger: Move Over Dummies, Mom's Driving ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/agrippina","content_text":"You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest. \nTits out for the Empress!","content_html":"You thought the Antichrist Nero was bad? Try Nero's mom, Agrippina the Younger. One of the most powerful woman of ancient Rome, Agrippina schemed, murdered and fucked her way to the top in an all out incest-fest.
\nTits out for the Empress!
Dylan from Not For Human Consumption podcast joins us for a roast of Metal Guitar God Dimebag Darrell. We WALK through the long career of the Abbott brothers, Darrell and Vinny Paul. From the not-so-humble begins of hair metal Beta-Pantera ft. Terry ‘Jizzman’ Glaze… Through the ‘’9/11 of Rock music’ that lead Dimebag through those CEMETERY GATES.
\nWe also examine the questionable antics of frontman and white wine enthusiast, Phil Anselmo. Cause… well you’ll hear it!
Calamity Jane has become the stuff of American legend... But how much of her story is actually true?
\nSpoilers!!! Not that much! But she swore, whored, got wasted and wore pants! We take I deep dive into this trainwreck of a woman and dig up some stinky cattle wrangling genitalia!
Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!
","summary":"Ya'll like POWERFUL WOMEN?!? Well try a suck on these whale blubber rich tiddies of the Witch of Wall Street, Henrietta Green. From less then humble beginnings of New England whaling tychoons, Hetty became one of America's most infamous misers by penny pinching her inherited fortune and forging wills of her rich relatives. Think Angelica Pickles meets Jordan Belfort!","date_published":"2021-12-30T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/8cf01f0c-0721-4473-b561-457b2574aca3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":97863928,"duration_in_seconds":6990}]},{"id":"908d84e8-e4ce-4e16-989e-ee262e3719ac","title":"2021 Roast Mortem Countdown","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2021countdown","content_text":"It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!","content_html":"It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!
","summary":"It's that time again! The 4th annual Roast Mortem New Years Countdown. We traveling in our stupid time machine roasting idiots that died on the 21st year of their century! Let's close out 2021..... please.... PLEASE!!!!","date_published":"2021-12-23T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/908d84e8-e4ce-4e16-989e-ee262e3719ac.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":88216987,"duration_in_seconds":7351}]},{"id":"5e7bc93d-d7d4-4168-a385-aec8e251a47b","title":"212 - Chris Benoit: The Ultimate Family Man","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/benoit","content_text":"Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.","content_html":"Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.
","summary":"Was Benoit a bad man? No. Did he repeatedly dive head first into his brain holster for 2 decades? HELL YEAH BROTHER! Gonna be honest with you here, this episode will be summited as evidence in by the prosecutor in the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer (A.K.A. Mike Regan) Trial.","date_published":"2021-12-16T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/5e7bc93d-d7d4-4168-a385-aec8e251a47b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66573488,"duration_in_seconds":4755}]},{"id":"9e31b8c0-b8ae-4f00-90ff-c2ce888a71c8","title":"211 - V.I. Lenin (pt2): Founder of the USSR (a.k.a. Karl Marx's Afterbirth)","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vilenin2","content_text":"The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades! The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!","content_html":"The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades! The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!
","summary":"The Communist Revolution is upon us, Comrades! The despotic rule of the moronic Romanovs' is over! Who will fill this Russian power vaccuum? Well our hard-brained V.I. Lenin, of course! This absentee revolutionary finally returns to Mother Russia, thanks to the help of right-wing Germany, and install his Communist Utopia. Communist Utopia? More like a fascist dictatorship, that rattled the already starving country into a dismal hellscape. Canabalism will make the country whole, Comrades!","date_published":"2021-12-09T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/9e31b8c0-b8ae-4f00-90ff-c2ce888a71c8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":95967440,"duration_in_seconds":6854}]},{"id":"c35c0248-2ee4-421a-8b22-89f81382471f","title":"210 - V.I. Lenin (pt1): The Armchair Revolutionary with a MASSIVE dome","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vilenin1","content_text":"Hey dirty, slutty COMMIES! We begin our deep dive into the life of one of the most influential idiots of the 20th Century. V.I. Lenin! \nThis top-heavy opportunist spent his life primarily outside of the oppressive Tsarist Russia arguing with other bourgeoisie nerds about the teachings of Karl Marx. Through perversions of Marxist Theory, Lenin created a system almost undistinguishable from the Communist Manifesto. With help of his fish-eyed wife and paychecks from his wealthy mom, Lenin laid in waiting for the right moment to spark the worlds first socialist revolution.","content_html":"Hey dirty, slutty COMMIES! We begin our deep dive into the life of one of the most influential idiots of the 20th Century. V.I. Lenin!
\nThis top-heavy opportunist spent his life primarily outside of the oppressive Tsarist Russia arguing with other bourgeoisie nerds about the teachings of Karl Marx. Through perversions of Marxist Theory, Lenin created a system almost undistinguishable from the Communist Manifesto. With help of his fish-eyed wife and paychecks from his wealthy mom, Lenin laid in waiting for the right moment to spark the worlds first socialist revolution.
The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, "Fck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.
","summary":"The second part of the man, the legend Dan Sickles. With the country torn apart Dan decides, \"F*ck it, I killed a man, I can be a Union General!\" We explore his controversial actions at the infamous Battle of Gettysburg, his continued fascination with Cuba and his life long search for poon.","date_published":"2021-11-25T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/584baa59-ee9c-4431-aa42-4f27f45e9e6b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":99302823,"duration_in_seconds":6967}]},{"id":"55855ce4-add6-4638-8555-acc4fb8fc2ac","title":"208 - Dan Sickles (pt1): F*ck the Star-Spangled Banner, Kid! ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sickles1","content_text":"The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. ","content_html":"The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him.
","summary":"The first leg of our journey through the magnificent American, Dan Sickle. This man boned his way around the 19th century world, from the seedy streets of Manhattan, to cut-throat halls of Congress, even the royal courts of Europe. Join us as we see where his 'rockets red glare' takes him. ","date_published":"2021-11-18T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/55855ce4-add6-4638-8555-acc4fb8fc2ac.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":100399287,"duration_in_seconds":8220}]},{"id":"1e65721c-48f7-4866-b136-73591b497ef4","title":"207 - John Barrymore: Drew's Drunk Hung Grandad","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/barrymore","content_text":"This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. ","content_html":"This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors.
","summary":"This Hollywood heavy-hitter was born into the theater royalty. The thing was he never wanted to act. All he wanted was to shit on his liver and flop his massive schlong on minors. ","date_published":"2021-11-11T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/1e65721c-48f7-4866-b136-73591b497ef4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":88130048,"duration_in_seconds":5508}]},{"id":"a8e557a1-1608-48e8-bbcf-c17b71c22fb4","title":"206 - Iceberg Slim: Legendary Pimp with the Drip","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/icebergslim","content_text":"Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?! Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!","content_html":"Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?! Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!
","summary":"Is Roast Mortem gonna have to slap a bitch?! Adam from Houston of WGS Podcast joins us and we pimpwalk though the life of legendary hustler Iceberg Slim. From sloppy sex workers, to doing time, to an influential African-American author, Iceberg did it ALL!","date_published":"2021-11-04T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/a8e557a1-1608-48e8-bbcf-c17b71c22fb4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":94577408,"duration_in_seconds":9457}]},{"id":"da07fba4-b924-49f7-b38c-b05ad55372f5","title":"205 - King John: Robin Hood, Magna Carta & England's Softest Sword","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kingjohn","content_text":"King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta. ","content_html":"King John is regarded as one of England's WORST Kings. This nail-biting weenie boy lost most of the Angevin territory, murdered his nephew, had an 8 year old wife and was so bad that the English barrons' had to draft Magna Carta.
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\nWe would say Nostradamus was a smooth brain, but let's just say we stopped 9/11, COVID and HITLER this week. Open up those history textbooks... Those events aren't even there anymore. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Hey Martin Scorsese! There is a whole NY underworld that you have touched on. But don't worry, no asian hate from RMC. We take a deep dive into the birth of NY Chinatown and roast one of the most infamous gangsters of the Hip Sing Tong, Mock Duck. A chainmail wearing badass with Lo Pan size nails, who will blow pepper in your eyes and come after you with a hatchet.
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\n"I do not live in the world of sobriety."
Oliver Reed lived harder than anyone else on earth. Learn how.
\n"I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more."
Do not listen to this episode...
\nThis is REAL HISTORY that the government doesn't want you know.
Cover your cloaca and PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
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\n\nEven when he wasn't wet, Houdini was slippery. From humble beginnings in Appleton, WI, this hairy little guy put his life on the line, again and again, to entertain masses of morbidly curious.
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\nNero's short reign was filled with not stop debauchery, murder and rich boi excess. From banging his own mom to castrating a boy he named 'Cum' to look like his dead wife, Nero's infamy when so far that he formed the archetype for the Bible's Anti-Christ!
Avery from Battles and Banter podcast joins us as we roast three of the Confederacy's biggest scumbags. From generals, to guerilla hillbillies, to dimwitted grey-coat saboteurs we plow through Dixie Land's worst like General Sherman's trip to the Waffle House.
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","summary":"Rush Limbaugh was a politically charged right wing talk show personality. He spewed biased inaccuracies and incited controversy on a regular basis.","date_published":"2021-07-08T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/f7cc3b8c-5667-4433-b1ce-92fdd9c143a5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":89285493,"duration_in_seconds":5580}]},{"id":"e276dd01-d480-41f2-9b04-e41c587fc07a","title":"188 - Confucius: OG Chinese Philosopher","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/confucius","content_text":"Confucius was the foundation of Chinese philosophy dating back to 500 BCE. Though his wisdom is world renowned, his teachings focus on rigid hierachy and \"trad\" values.","content_html":"Confucius was the foundation of Chinese philosophy dating back to 500 BCE. Though his wisdom is world renowned, his teachings focus on rigid hierachy and "trad" values.
","summary":"Confucius was the foundation of Chinese philosophy dating back to 500 BCE. Though his wisdom is world renowned, his teachings focus on rigid hierachy and \"trad\" values.","date_published":"2021-07-01T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/e276dd01-d480-41f2-9b04-e41c587fc07a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":88199921,"duration_in_seconds":5512}]},{"id":"f1d9df7c-4eb2-40f5-9488-c94c4b8f8392","title":"187 - Daniel Dancer: Inspiration of Scrooge","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dancer","content_text":"Daniel Dancer is the paragon of penny-pinchers, He wore scavenged rags and home-made shoes. He ate crow-pecked sheep and stray dogs' bones. He refused to call a doctor when his sister fell ill, then squabbled over inheritance when she died. ","content_html":"Daniel Dancer is the paragon of penny-pinchers, He wore scavenged rags and home-made shoes. He ate crow-pecked sheep and stray dogs' bones. He refused to call a doctor when his sister fell ill, then squabbled over inheritance when she died.
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","summary":"Milton S. Hershey was caramel / chocolate entrepreneur whose employees saw him as a dictator. He controlled his own town and its candy factories with corporate power in lieu of governments. He also thought it was a good idea to introduce a bitterant to his chocolate candies.","date_published":"2021-06-17T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/10c94c69-779b-4bc3-9589-fc07d76ded33.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90319823,"duration_in_seconds":6450}]},{"id":"f4018595-9860-4933-939a-2085a7da14c4","title":"185 - President John Tyler: His Accidency","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johntyler","content_text":"John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.","content_html":"John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.
","summary":"John Tyler is America's very mediocre 10th president. He suffered from irritable bowels, owned slaves, and was known as a political walking-accident.","date_published":"2021-06-10T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/f4018595-9860-4933-939a-2085a7da14c4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":94159961,"duration_in_seconds":6725}]},{"id":"7a9c86df-fcbd-474a-921a-d5d37ccbfd70","title":"184 - Stanley Clifford Weyman: Brooklyn Chameleon","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/weyman","content_text":"Stanley Clifford Weyman was an impulsive and driven imposter who impersonated, doctors, diplomats, and military officers. He wasn't in it for the financial gain, but the sport of the deception.","content_html":"Stanley Clifford Weyman was an impulsive and driven imposter who impersonated, doctors, diplomats, and military officers. He wasn't in it for the financial gain, but the sport of the deception.
","summary":"Stanley Clifford Weyman was an impulsive and driven imposter who impersonated, doctors, diplomats, and military officers. He wasn't in it for the financial gain, but the sport of the deception.","date_published":"2021-06-03T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/7a9c86df-fcbd-474a-921a-d5d37ccbfd70.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":85872128,"duration_in_seconds":5367}]},{"id":"038b1d03-e5c6-4f61-bdd7-9de995f897ce","title":"183 - Joan of Arc: Teenage Frenchie Heroine","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/joanarc","content_text":"Joan of Arc was an angsty teenager that paved the French's way to victory during the Hundred Year's War. Along the way, she purportedly chatted with the god-bro, but only pulled off mediocre miracles. Live fast. Die crispy.","content_html":"Joan of Arc was an angsty teenager that paved the French's way to victory during the Hundred Year's War. Along the way, she purportedly chatted with the god-bro, but only pulled off mediocre miracles. Live fast. Die crispy.
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","summary":"Olive Oatman pioneer'd across America during tumultuous times. She was kidnapped, traded for beads, and received a sick facial tattoo. She crossed paths with many an indigenous peeps. Spoilers: She did NOT die of dysentery.","date_published":"2021-03-25T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/586cea44-37d1-48c2-87d2-8e3a882b73eb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":62421958,"duration_in_seconds":6241}]},{"id":"de03b7ba-e866-4ac1-a470-8c8c636a43fe","title":"173 - Ayn Rand: The BEST Soviet capitalist cat-lady ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/aynrand","content_text":"This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl! ","content_html":"This Russian Jewish immigrant became lead to strange boners across conservative America. Whether you're a hedge fund billionaire justifying killing millions for a profit or an MRE-eating, neckbearded libertarian, this POS is your girl!
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","summary":"Ludwig II was a fancy boy Bavarian king that that enjoyed pining over his favorite pop-star composer Richard Wagner and building fairly tale castles in the Alps. But when it came to actually governing, Ludwig was no where to be seen. ","date_published":"2021-03-03T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/aaab6024-eb50-45e7-b3c4-3f87027d48df.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60710528,"duration_in_seconds":6071}]},{"id":"9b5f43b1-1a57-4630-8eca-09078f452cc3","title":"170 - Samurai William: The First Weeaboo P2","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/samuraiwilliam2","content_text":"It's the conclusion of Samurai William! The metamorphosis is complete, our subject goes for Englishman to samurai- Complete with penchant for geishas, far eastern style of crucifixion, and East India Co. skullduggery!","content_html":"It's the conclusion of Samurai William! The metamorphosis is complete, our subject goes for Englishman to samurai- Complete with penchant for geishas, far eastern style of crucifixion, and East India Co. skullduggery!
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\nTry a gas-huffing, pseudo-chemist that gave an entire generation lead poisoning and singlehandedly melted a hole in the atmosphere. Midgley created a ecological Frankenstein's monster, but did his smooth-brained science cause his undoing?
Not Mr. Spock. Dr. Spock! This baby doctor looked to the sexual teachings of Sigmund Freud and came out with a revolutionary way to raise children in post-war America. The results... Lead paint-eating, self-absord, sociopath we now call the Baby Boomers.
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\nAmerica is free of British Tyranny. But wait!!!! Here comes King Washington! Washington believed in American nobility, feudalism , despotic taxes and behind his outward stoicism was a megalomania hell bent on the perception of his legacy. While touting to be bipartisan, GW became the puppet of federalist Alexander Hamilton, who's policies nearly smothered the USA in the cradle. Washington was the only president to march his army on his own people and gave lip service to abolitionist while viciously hunting down his escaped slaves.
In part 2, we dive dick first into the American Revolution. Our boy GW lost more battles than he won!! After begrudgingly taking command of the Continental Army, Washington repeatedly gets his ass mashed by the British all while dreaming about returning to his slave-run Mt. Vernon. We also finally get to the bottom of GW's no-so-pearly whites. Spoilers! They were not wood! The truth is something straight out of a Saw movie!
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","summary":"Part 1 of America's Thicc thighed founding father, George Washington. From the second GW was born, he pretty much failed at everything. In this episode, we cover Lil' George clawing his way up the Virginia social ladder, his 'fortunate' entry into military life, and how he started a world war thanks to his under stupidity. ","date_published":"2020-11-05T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/851be764-9bf6-466f-a41b-bf81316e4d57.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":64670048,"duration_in_seconds":6466}]},{"id":"bda18b3e-8ca9-4fb3-a0bd-ea76e2908aef","title":"154 - Marquis de Sade: The Unhinged Granddaddy of BDSM","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sade","content_text":"This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.","content_html":"This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.
","summary":"This French 'philosopher' was so into his whips and chains he inspired the word Sadism . But while modern BDSM is a consensual activity, this noble narcosis to it far beyond anyone's comfort zone. Written in while locked away in the Bastille, '120 Days of Sodom' would be come history's most blacklisted book. It's pages full of the grotesque machinations of incest, scatology, torture, rape and murder straight from the unhinged mind of Marquis de Sade.","date_published":"2020-10-29T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/bda18b3e-8ca9-4fb3-a0bd-ea76e2908aef.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":85315328,"duration_in_seconds":8531}]},{"id":"af53e1d8-e8f7-44a9-b0e4-cf41af53e3fd","title":"153 - Jack Parsons: Satanic Sexy Rocketnerd","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jackparsons","content_text":"When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.","content_html":"When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.
","summary":"When he wasn't nearly blowing off his hand with explosives he was blowing loads in satanic rituals with Alcester Crowley. This genius of jet propulsion and forefather of NASA was blacklisted for his dubious practice of sex black magik.","date_published":"2020-10-22T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/af53e1d8-e8f7-44a9-b0e4-cf41af53e3fd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":97104644,"duration_in_seconds":6935}]},{"id":"fee3ba38-b98d-4ca5-8170-e05beca19c7c","title":"152 - Cattle Kate: Wyoming Cattle Wrangler","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/cattlekate","content_text":"Ella Watson aka Cattle Kate was a rough and tumble Wyoming cattle wrangler that braved the frontier and grappled with corrupt lawmen over land and cattle disputes.","content_html":"Ella Watson aka Cattle Kate was a rough and tumble Wyoming cattle wrangler that braved the frontier and grappled with corrupt lawmen over land and cattle disputes.
","summary":"Ella Watson aka Cattle Kate was a rough and tumble Wyoming cattle wrangler that braved the frontier and grappled with corrupt lawmen over land and cattle disputes.","date_published":"2020-10-15T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/fee3ba38-b98d-4ca5-8170-e05beca19c7c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69217651,"duration_in_seconds":4325}]},{"id":"1986271c-a044-4f70-a3ab-455e910a0c67","title":"151 - Percy Grainger: Unhinged Willy Wonka of Music","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/grainger","content_text":"Percy Grainger was the Willy Wonka of music. He tinkered, experimented, and invented throughout his musical career that spanned his life. Skeletons in his closet include, self-flagellation, racism, and army oboe tooter. And the root cause of all this is his helicopter mother!","content_html":"Percy Grainger was the Willy Wonka of music. He tinkered, experimented, and invented throughout his musical career that spanned his life. Skeletons in his closet include, self-flagellation, racism, and army oboe tooter. And the root cause of all this is his helicopter mother!
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","summary":"Once a dashing example of chivalric manhood, years of head trauma from jousting led Henry to devolve into a mad king with a soft boner and a pension for beheading, burning on the stake and hanging anyone that opposed him. That included two unlucky Queens that just couldn't stomach the King's cummies. ","date_published":"2020-10-01T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/84fc8c46-91d6-412b-8d06-fa3f062411df.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":98123911,"duration_in_seconds":9737}]},{"id":"5bca3917-e708-4e6f-8d51-829736133edb","title":"149 - Benedict Arnold: Loyalist Unamerican Traitor","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/arnold","content_text":"Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America. ","content_html":"Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America.
","summary":"Matt from the NFHC podcast joins us as we take shots at Benedict Arnold. Benny sold out American forces during the Revolutionary War. With a hard on for protocol and rules, Benny was traitorous rat that screwed over baby America. ","date_published":"2020-09-24T09:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/5bca3917-e708-4e6f-8d51-829736133edb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72230811,"duration_in_seconds":6018}]},{"id":"c7f34f04-22b9-4c9e-8c17-2c5816541083","title":"148 - William Chester Minor: Verbose Self-Mutilating Maniac","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/minor","content_text":"William Chester Minor was classically deranged monomaniac who was handy with words, handguns, and surgical instruments. He also majorly contributed to The Oxford English Dictionary, standardizing the proverbial urchin-molasses-fire that is the English language.","content_html":"William Chester Minor was classically deranged monomaniac who was handy with words, handguns, and surgical instruments. He also majorly contributed to The Oxford English Dictionary, standardizing the proverbial urchin-molasses-fire that is the English language.
","summary":"William Chester Minor was classically deranged monomaniac who was handy with words, handguns, and surgical instruments. He also majorly contributed to The Oxford English Dictionary, standardizing the proverbial urchin-molasses-fire that is the English language.","date_published":"2020-09-17T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/c7f34f04-22b9-4c9e-8c17-2c5816541083.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":91120751,"duration_in_seconds":9111}]},{"id":"2751e6f3-b183-4e2f-85c6-a75f19bf6971","title":"147 - Soapy Smith: The Mr. Clean of Wild West Con Men.","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/soapy","content_text":"Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike. ","content_html":"Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike.
","summary":"Soapy Smith was the Wild West's freshest con-artist. With a soap kinder egg in one hand, some rigged walnuts in the other and a deck of cards rolled into his foreskin he swindled his way from Texas to Colorado to the Klondike. ","date_published":"2020-09-10T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/2751e6f3-b183-4e2f-85c6-a75f19bf6971.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":81975845,"duration_in_seconds":6778}]},{"id":"f0d86f88-0086-4533-ab02-9c24dec942f3","title":"146 - Davy Crockett: American Frontiersman & Raccoon Casanova ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/crockett","content_text":"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! This grizzled frontiersman embodied the American spirit of Freedom... Which is freedom for a select few... primarily white anglo-protestants... definitely not woman, native Americans or blacks... So I guess he wasn't into freedom at all... BUT he definitely had raccoon orgies in the woods. REMEMBER!!! ","content_html":"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! This grizzled frontiersman embodied the American spirit of Freedom... Which is freedom for a select few... primarily white anglo-protestants... definitely not woman, native Americans or blacks... So I guess he wasn't into freedom at all... BUT he definitely had raccoon orgies in the woods. REMEMBER!!!
","summary":"REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! This grizzled frontiersman embodied the American spirit of Freedom... Which is freedom for a select few... primarily white anglo-protestants... definitely not woman, native Americans or blacks... So I guess he wasn't into freedom at all... BUT he definitely had raccoon orgies in the woods. REMEMBER!!! ","date_published":"2020-09-03T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/f0d86f88-0086-4533-ab02-9c24dec942f3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":81714024,"duration_in_seconds":6808}]},{"id":"0f9b91d4-7153-4785-bab7-14a405756b29","title":"145 - The Coors Family: A Legacy of Beer and Bullshit","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/coors","content_text":"Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. Despite the fact that the long line of Coors were raging paranoid morons, that used wiretaps to spy on their employees, formed the biggest conservative think-tank in D.C and demoralized everyone below them.","content_html":"Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. Despite the fact that the long line of Coors were raging paranoid morons, that used wiretaps to spy on their employees, formed the biggest conservative think-tank in D.C and demoralized everyone below them.
","summary":"Taste the Rockies and sit on the silver bullet, cause we are roasting the German-American Coors Dynasty. From its humble beginning in Golden, CO, Coors ballooned into one of the biggest breweries in the USA. Despite the fact that the long line of Coors were raging paranoid morons, that used wiretaps to spy on their employees, formed the biggest conservative think-tank in D.C and demoralized everyone below them.","date_published":"2020-08-27T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/0f9b91d4-7153-4785-bab7-14a405756b29.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":103237811,"duration_in_seconds":8602}]},{"id":"da3472cc-c9a8-45bc-9d44-a60f3332d524","title":"144 - Arthur Orton: The Tale of Two Penises","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/arthurorton","content_text":"400 lb Arthur Orton was a man that lived triple lives... pun intended. \nWas he cockney seaman Arthur Orton? Or maybe Austrailian, stinky butcher Thomas Castro? Or conveniently lost at sea English Aristocrat Barronett Rodger Tichborne? \nThe secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs. ","content_html":"400 lb Arthur Orton was a man that lived triple lives... pun intended.
\nWas he cockney seaman Arthur Orton? Or maybe Austrailian, stinky butcher Thomas Castro? Or conveniently lost at sea English Aristocrat Barronett Rodger Tichborne?
\nThe secret to his true identity lay untouched, hidden away for decades between his THICC thighs.
Basically the Joe Exotic of Martial Arts, this Irish-American, faux Italian-named Spanish Count mastered the Japanese art of Karate. He claimed to have perfected the ancient, lost technique of Dim-Mak, or The Touch of Death, all while running a chain of bizarre Dojos, Playboy Bunny Hair Salon and hairy muff porn shops in the Chicago area.
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","summary":"Victor Lustig could talk his way out of a fleshy hairy bag. This infamous cat burglar con many a man out of their fortunes including syphilitic sausage mobster Al Capone. This man was such a smooth talker he even 'sold' France's most iconic landmark, The Eiffel Tower, for scrap to some greasy baguette slurpin' mook. ","date_published":"2020-07-23T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/97b23515-0a73-4c4a-9cad-842a696a17ff.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":84369968,"duration_in_seconds":8436}]},{"id":"b6157092-6066-46d6-830e-b44652990a54","title":"139 - Sam Adams: Spicy, Revolutionary Puppet Master Deadbeat","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/samadams","content_text":"Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.","content_html":"Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.
","summary":"Everything you know about the American Revolution is a LIE! This deadbeat revolutionary carefully crafted the mob violence that fueled the colonies fire for independence. The Sons of Liberty burned, looted, tortured, boycotted the city of Boston into a starvation.","date_published":"2020-07-16T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/b6157092-6066-46d6-830e-b44652990a54.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":99130736,"duration_in_seconds":8260}]},{"id":"100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162","title":"138 - Vlad The Impaler: Human Shish kabobs, Anyone?","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/vlad","content_text":"Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ","content_html":"Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ
","summary":"Dave from Not For Human Consumption joins us as we roast Romanian pokey boy, Vlad the Impaler. While he may have not sucked blood, nor could he turn into a bat, this torture mirco-manager sure knew how to throw a BBQ","date_published":"2020-07-09T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/100e66a0-1806-48db-b0cc-f3ecd4edf162.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":91011776,"duration_in_seconds":6500}]},{"id":"624ba24b-f09c-4dec-9b49-13bb8c51e0e1","title":"137 - Andrew Carnegie: Monopoly Man Meets Momma's Boy","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/carnegie","content_text":"Capitalism gone WILD!!! Andrew Carnegie was not afraid to break up unions, scam his competition and make his workers' lives a living hell, but when it came to the ladies, he needed to check with his momma. ","content_html":"Capitalism gone WILD!!! Andrew Carnegie was not afraid to break up unions, scam his competition and make his workers' lives a living hell, but when it came to the ladies, he needed to check with his momma.
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","summary":"Gandhi is credited as history's greatest peaceful pacifists, but historians are quick to dismiss his incredibly racist rhetoric. From a child with a sadistic hobby of twisting dog ears, to supporting apartheid, the holocaust, and Nazis Gandhi was a pretty sick dude. Later in life, he'd offer free enemas to his female followers and bragged about sleeping naked with his grand niece without giving in to the urge to slip it in. ","date_published":"2020-06-11T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/39d9cf4d-8a86-4297-a487-7fe8bd929bf3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":90512768,"duration_in_seconds":7542}]},{"id":"ee4afc71-4bcc-4696-9255-27e7d3fa664b","title":"133 - Elizabeth Taylor: Once a Child Star, Always a Child!","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/liztaylor","content_text":"The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference. ","content_html":"The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond necklace out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference.
","summary":"The Queen of Bratty child stars, Elizabeth Taylor 'developed' into a sex icon that went through husbands like her back hair razors. Liz lead a life dogged by paparazzi, prescription addictions and a unrelenting urge to suck the fattest diamond out of the the most well-endowed dude, regardless of their sexual preference. ","date_published":"2020-06-04T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/ee4afc71-4bcc-4696-9255-27e7d3fa664b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":102851120,"duration_in_seconds":8570}]},{"id":"6878a333-16fa-428e-8612-c28b9a5230b1","title":"132 - Jim Morrison: The Doors' Violent Anal Troubadour ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/morrison","content_text":"The Doors' front man Jim Morrison was a sloppy, sloppy boy that loved to force his way into any anus that crossed his path, sometimes at knife point! This 27 club manchild claimed to be the Lizard King, thought the soul of native american the police were shoveling off the road after a car wreck inhabited his body and his alleged death may have been all a cover up!","content_html":"The Doors' front man Jim Morrison was a sloppy, sloppy boy that loved to force his way into any anus that crossed his path, sometimes at knife point! This 27 club manchild claimed to be the Lizard King, thought the soul of native american the police were shoveling off the road after a car wreck inhabited his body and his alleged death may have been all a cover up!
","summary":"The Doors' front man Jim Morrison was a sloppy, sloppy boy that loved to force his way into any anus that crossed his path, sometimes at knife point! This 27 club manchild claimed to be the Lizard King, thought the soul of native american the police were shoveling off the road after a car wreck inhabited his body and his alleged death may have been all a cover up!","date_published":"2020-05-28T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/6878a333-16fa-428e-8612-c28b9a5230b1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":102240704,"duration_in_seconds":8520}]},{"id":"f7264bb0-d2f2-421b-a7c1-26e119d06a20","title":"131 - Walter Jackson Freeman II: Freestyle Lobotomy Smooth Brain","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/freeman","content_text":"William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt!","content_html":"William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt!
","summary":"William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he 'perfected' the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960's. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol' Walt!","date_published":"2020-05-21T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/f7264bb0-d2f2-421b-a7c1-26e119d06a20.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":83710064,"duration_in_seconds":6975}]},{"id":"e9647237-0796-45b5-941a-2543c3fc3bf7","title":"130 - Heinrich Schliemann: The Lost City of Troy & the Glory-seeking Archaeologist the 'Found' it.","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/schliemann","content_text":"Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation. ","content_html":"Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation.
","summary":"Arguably one of the most notable archaeologist in the field, Heinrich made history when he unearthed the lost city of Troy. Using his vast wealth, he then went about rewriting his own history and buying out anyone that questioned his sketch methods of excavation. ","date_published":"2020-05-14T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/e9647237-0796-45b5-941a-2543c3fc3bf7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":89726960,"duration_in_seconds":7477}]},{"id":"56fff2df-2d01-4f83-b79d-f7b81cbaca8e","title":"129 - Idi Amin: Uganda's Big Dumb Dumpster Dictator ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/amin","content_text":"Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'.","content_html":"Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'.
","summary":"Uganda had it bad when big fat dumb dumb Idi Amin took over the government by force. This disillusion dictator massacred his people, destroyed Uganda's economy and claimed the title of 'Lord of all Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular'.","date_published":"2020-05-07T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/56fff2df-2d01-4f83-b79d-f7b81cbaca8e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":80809808,"duration_in_seconds":5772}]},{"id":"45f1b764-7fd8-4e6d-87e6-9b4e168b4961","title":"128 - Charles Guiteau: Serial Masturbator to Presidential Assassin","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/guiteau","content_text":"Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. ","content_html":"Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult.
","summary":"Four times as the President of the United States been assassinated. But only once was it by a serial masturbator that was so strange he was kicked out of a religious, silverware-making sex cult. ","date_published":"2020-04-30T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/45f1b764-7fd8-4e6d-87e6-9b4e168b4961.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":87251840,"duration_in_seconds":5453}]},{"id":"9eed21cf-1f4d-4d69-9bc3-5c14ec828204","title":"127 - Yoshie Shiratori: Expert Escape Artist and Soup Spitter.","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/yoshie","content_text":"Yoshie Shiratori is the ultimate escape artist, busting out of any jail that the japanese authorities threw him in. The problem was once he was on the outside, he couldn't seem to not keep his mouth shut about his prison breaks, most of which involved spitting soup, chilling with bears and dislocating his own arms. ","content_html":"Yoshie Shiratori is the ultimate escape artist, busting out of any jail that the japanese authorities threw him in. The problem was once he was on the outside, he couldn't seem to not keep his mouth shut about his prison breaks, most of which involved spitting soup, chilling with bears and dislocating his own arms.
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","summary":"Joanna Southcott was more than just your average crazy woman screaming about Revelations. She was the pregnant mother of the second coming of Christ at the ripe old age of 64. This religious freak show drove England and the World into complete madness.","date_published":"2020-04-16T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/44d61b8a-6be6-47dd-942a-f27b62e409e3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":82687952,"duration_in_seconds":6890}]},{"id":"d3f5f936-6771-47e5-98cf-cfeb2d3e5775","title":"125 - Jimmy Superfly Snuka: Coconut-brained, homicidal Hawaiian WWF Superstar ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/snuka","content_text":"In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide. ","content_html":"In a land before time, when the WWF wasn't about saving animals, but about sweaty men grappling in the ultimate area, there was a legendary wrestler that could fly higher, was more illiterate and probably murdered his wife... That wrestler is none other than Jimmy Superfly Snuka. Justin Waaland of Heavy Hole joins us to discuss this large stupid man, his drug abuse and his probable homicide.
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","summary":"What happens when you mix religious fame, a skilled smooth talker and a bunch of sheltered, horny 19th century chicks. One of the biggest sex scandals in American history! Henry Beecher, brother of the famous Harriet Beecher Stowe (Uncle Tom's Cabin), became the first American Preacher to become a media sensation. His lessons in chastity, temperance, women's suffrage and abolition, became overshadowed by his 40 years of seducing and scamming women and children in the backrooms of his churches. ","date_published":"2020-02-06T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/b5173678-4e7b-4f4d-8a7b-790c11c6e15c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":88436576,"duration_in_seconds":7369}]},{"id":"1969458f-c665-44e2-acd4-3a7f65032bdf","title":"115 - Stevie Ray Vaughan: Texan Meth-head with Saucy Licks","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/srv","content_text":"Stevie Ray Vaughan knew how to play the Blues! Unfortunately he didn't know how to pay bills, hold a stable relationship or manage his uppers. Although extremely talented this mooch of a man, bumbled his way through life sapping the skin oils off his bandmates, fans and strangers. Confused? So are we!","content_html":"Stevie Ray Vaughan knew how to play the Blues! Unfortunately he didn't know how to pay bills, hold a stable relationship or manage his uppers. Although extremely talented this mooch of a man, bumbled his way through life sapping the skin oils off his bandmates, fans and strangers. Confused? So are we!
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\n\nHe brutally and systematically culled the population of the Congo in the early 20th century. But don't worry, this episode isnt all doom and gloom, this smooth brained monarch didn't know which hole to shove his Belgian waffle PP into.
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","summary":"This French charlatan went around Europe claiming he was an asian man from the mystical land of Formosa. He went to such lengths to protect lie that he created an entire language, history, culture, even maps of his made-up land. ","date_published":"2020-01-02T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/e0c14e78-f4b1-42c2-8828-57d808bc573d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":84203840,"duration_in_seconds":7016}]},{"id":"a96aa146-d869-4417-8559-375a41713dad","title":"110 - Theodosius I: The Roman Emperor that Started the Dark Ages","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/theodosius","content_text":"Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. ","content_html":"Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head.
","summary":"Roman was one big party; orgies, wine, festivals and bad ass gods. Theodosius was having none of it! This roman emperor made Catholicism the state religion and plunged Europe into the Dark Ages. Party Poo Poo doodie head. ","date_published":"2019-12-26T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/a96aa146-d869-4417-8559-375a41713dad.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":91188176,"duration_in_seconds":6513}]},{"id":"ddfbe576-8d0a-44c4-a575-73c83207c06c","title":"Roast Mortem 2019 Countdown Special","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2019countdown","content_text":"It's that time of the year again, The 2019 Roast Mortem Cast countdown. We are going through the ages digging up idiots that died on the 19th year of their century. ","content_html":"It's that time of the year again, The 2019 Roast Mortem Cast countdown. We are going through the ages digging up idiots that died on the 19th year of their century.
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\n\nDid Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight?
","summary":"We're not roasting one but three child star divas! Sadistic Alfalfa got joy from hurting fellow Little Rascals. Diff'rent Strokes, Dana Plato went from America's sweetheart to a drug-riddled pornstar. And Hollywood's Brad Renfro made it big and burned out quick. \r\n\r\nDid Hollywood corrupt these little shitheads or were they just idiots with a spotlight? ","date_published":"2019-10-31T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/19d6ca32-8373-4340-8c70-73c15670d0b6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":92330624,"duration_in_seconds":7694}]},{"id":"2e4d88bf-307e-4aac-9709-14bc0d14df1c","title":"102 - Frank Sinatra (pt2): Ain't That a Kick in the Dick. ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sinatra2","content_text":"The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end! ","content_html":"The Great Swoonatra saga continues! Frank's flopping his Italian sausage all over Hollywood and Las Vegas, blundering his way through life like a giant man child. But when his life becomes intertwined with the Vega's mob things get surprisingly violent and dark. See how this meatball meets his end!
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","summary":"Swooning and crooning didn't come easy for Frank Sinatra, in fact he had the voice of a hoary marmot in heat and the temper of a spoiled baby meatball. While his mother was off performing basement abortions, Frankie was off slipping it in whatever he could get his fat marinara fingers on.","date_published":"2019-10-17T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/b5c8263f-d33a-48c7-8651-a738d4a9ff1d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":85572608,"duration_in_seconds":6112}]},{"id":"fc12b3c1-a3f4-4581-8a58-305865f00362","title":"100 - Alfred Latell: Travis' OG Furry Great-Grandfather!","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/100th","content_text":"Alfred Latell, Travis' great-grandfather, was the original Furry! His red rocket toured the world performing for royalty and superstars. But all good things come to an end and Al's vaudeville act came crashing down as Hollywood took over","content_html":"Alfred Latell, Travis' great-grandfather, was the original Furry! His red rocket toured the world performing for royalty and superstars. But all good things come to an end and Al's vaudeville act came crashing down as Hollywood took over
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","summary":"Lord Byron slang his dick all over Europe banging boys, girls and close relatives. For those that he didn't poke directly, he wrote panty-soaking erotic poems while drinking a latte out of the skulls of his ancestors.","date_published":"2019-09-26T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/a8cedb44-e172-445a-bd17-f3a6dca22e80.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":93170432,"duration_in_seconds":7764}]},{"id":"9b04e729-1cd0-49d5-ab7c-dd694d430fbf","title":"97 - Jack Slade: Western Bad Boy with an Ear Fetish","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/slade","content_text":"Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you. ","content_html":"Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you.
","summary":"Jack Slade was the Western gunslinger that you've never heard of. The fastest gun in the West he kept the long distance freight wagons in Colorado, Wyoming & Montana safe...if he like you. ","date_published":"2019-09-19T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/9b04e729-1cd0-49d5-ab7c-dd694d430fbf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":89653328,"duration_in_seconds":6403}]},{"id":"06aa4ae4-8777-4e77-a4a1-f328e18286df","title":"96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hendrix","content_text":"Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born! ","content_html":"Three roasts in one! Rock 'n Roll's legendary Jimi Hendrix, his abusive Dad & skanky Mom! Jimi's parent's created a nightmare childhood for their son. That's why Jimi learn from his parents mistakes and use a vodka bottle to bludgeon his girlfriends and have his pregnant baby-momma arrested. Can't raise a child if the police has it before it's born!
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","summary":"John Harvey Kellogg wanted to rinse your colon with yogurt, zap your eyeballs, and pour acid on your crotch. All of it allegedly for your own good! This quacked-up doctor would shame you for smoking, drinking, meat-eating, and meat-beating! Rest in Grease. You will not be missed, Dr. Kellogg!","date_published":"2019-09-05T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/ac88e576-610f-4c56-af52-4430df649d4b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":89207120,"duration_in_seconds":6371}]},{"id":"b9c3643a-52fa-4fbf-b0f5-f68013a28a10","title":"94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/pearlman","content_text":"Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys. ","content_html":"Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys.
","summary":"Justin Whang joins us as we roast the 90's greatest shyster, Lou Pearlman. This sleazeball failed his way to the top; from owner of an advertising blimp to the manager of NSync, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, LFO. All thanks to insurance fraud, fishy contracts and a never-ending supply of teenage boys. ","date_published":"2019-08-29T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/b9c3643a-52fa-4fbf-b0f5-f68013a28a10.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":69696608,"duration_in_seconds":4978}]},{"id":"234cb5d6-c63b-4c6f-98fd-bd59cedfdaf0","title":"93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot? ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/rasputin","content_text":"Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong? ","content_html":"Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong?
","summary":"Rasputin had one hand in a bucket of hardboiled eggs, the other up the babushka blouses of half the Russian aristocracy. With his creepy hypnotizing eyes, this man banged his way to the highest echelons of power and in the process shaped the modern world as we know it. Did he have supernatural powers or just a dangerous dong? ","date_published":"2019-08-22T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/234cb5d6-c63b-4c6f-98fd-bd59cedfdaf0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":86352464,"duration_in_seconds":6168}]},{"id":"da840632-68db-4a8f-91cd-4e807771e40f","title":"92 - Charlie Chaplin: Silent Film Sex Addict","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/chaplin","content_text":"Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.","content_html":"Chapin was arguably the world's greatest physical comedians. On the silver screen he was the lovable Tramp, behind the scenes he was a sex-crazed megalomaniac on the prowl for underage ass.
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","summary":"The Loudest Podcast hosts Asterios & Sriracha join us for a roast of composer/party boy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his quest for the inbred brown note. ","date_published":"2019-07-18T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/d9ed49f6-66f8-43e8-b6e6-a2b77d832619.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":91378688,"duration_in_seconds":4568}]},{"id":"ea842a95-e1be-4ce0-bc4b-8d368f566bd7","title":"87 - King Edward II (pt.2): Hugh Despenser, Royal Anus & YAS QUEEN Isabella","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardii2","content_text":"King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!","content_html":"King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough & the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!
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\nPlus a extremely kid friendly lesson about the birds and the bees from Travis.
Remember the Incans? No? Probably cause this greedy illiterate asshole and a bunch of other Spanish idiots wiped them off the map. All we got left... Llamas! Drooling, stupid Llamas.
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","summary":"Asterios Kokkinos joins in on the roast of Charles Domery; serial eater, cat hunter, turncoat and all around human dumpster. ","date_published":"2019-04-04T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/e2f99b1f-a4f5-4e53-a235-47c1affb94ac.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":71852384,"duration_in_seconds":5132}]},{"id":"9a31c4b5-4d2d-41c9-86b6-c0c42eb760c8","title":"72 - Kim Jong-il: Ass-eating Communist Dictator of North Korea","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/kimjongil","content_text":"When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!","content_html":"When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!
","summary":"When chubby little Kim Jong-il wasn't watching kaiju or Looney Tunes he was reinvented the rules of basketball, eating ass and starving his brainwashed people. Kim This pseudo-communist egomaniac that did absolutely nothing North Korea. Kim Jong-Un, if you or your spy network are listening, your dad sucked hard!","date_published":"2019-03-28T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/9a31c4b5-4d2d-41c9-86b6-c0c42eb760c8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":99443696,"duration_in_seconds":7103}]},{"id":"900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e","title":"71 - William Shakespeare: To Cream or Not to Cream!","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/shakespeare","content_text":"Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.","content_html":"Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.
","summary":"Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this Master of the English Language believed 'Anyth holeth is thyne goal' and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire's.","date_published":"2019-03-21T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/900f052c-52de-4779-b155-19e0b10eab4e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":82100769,"duration_in_seconds":3983}]},{"id":"aef0a23f-5006-4474-892d-77bd3a1c7b00","title":"70 - Al Capone: Creamy, Syphilitic Italian Penne ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/capone","content_text":"He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce. ","content_html":"He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce.
","summary":"He stole from the rich... and he stole from the poor. Syphilitic gangster Al Capone couldn't keep his dong out of trouble. Whether it was staring down the barrel or slamming a prostitute, his unstoppable scarfaced penne oozed thick, creamy Italian machismo sauce. ","date_published":"2019-03-14T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/aef0a23f-5006-4474-892d-77bd3a1c7b00.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":74167760,"duration_in_seconds":5297}]},{"id":"4299c24e-e98d-4c19-86e1-3e35434bba8e","title":"69 - Hugh Hefner: Self Proclaimed 'Goo Boy'","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/hughhefner","content_text":"EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper. ","content_html":"EPISODE 69! Ram that uncooked hot dog down your throat or lop up that oyster in a half shell, cause we're roasting sexual boy Hugh Hefner! The disturbing details we find out about the Playboy Mansion, is guarenteed to get any Bunny dry as sandpaper.
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","summary":"The original New York City fat cat. Worked over the political system to swindled over poor immigrants so he could suck down dump trucks of oysters. He was a big boy with a big attitude and was definitely in the Phantom Menace. ","date_published":"2019-02-28T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/2bf15ddc-5283-4729-aa6a-2091b04618b0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":77038880,"duration_in_seconds":5502}]},{"id":"24b624f3-d41a-48c6-80b7-5bd9104a0376","title":"67 - Tallulah Bankhead: The Flapper that Flops Out All the Two-Handers","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tallulah","content_text":"With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.","content_html":"With over 500 affairs and a daily consumption of 2 liters of bourbon, 150 cigarettes, an 8-ball of coke, weed and codeine, Tallulah Bankhead knew how to party. As queen of the 1920's flapper movement, every night was a yakked up orgy with a 2pm curtain call. But when you're constantly messed up. You constantly mess up.
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","summary":"Everyone knows that L. Ron Hubbard started the world biggest scam, Scientology. But in his free time he enjoyed blindly crashing ship, a little bit of satanic sex magic and writing really bad science fiction which he used in the mythos of his 'religion'. ","date_published":"2019-02-14T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/f56dbfd1-75b1-47d5-a602-30f8aee89fb1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":86214726,"duration_in_seconds":7184}]},{"id":"3ca1bc80-254f-4d30-90b1-990d81845b10","title":"65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacobfrank","content_text":"If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!","content_html":"If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!
","summary":"If you thought Sabbatai was wild, Jacob Frank doubles down his messianic attempt at an unkosher savior. We're talking orgies, incest, murder... the list goes on. Frank even helped found the father of all secret societies, the Illuminati. We confirmed it!","date_published":"2019-02-07T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/3ca1bc80-254f-4d30-90b1-990d81845b10.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":70320224,"duration_in_seconds":5022}]},{"id":"24671b7f-6d59-4ce0-866c-361b50f01636","title":"64 - Sabbatai Zevi: Ham Sammich Eatin' Jewish Messiah","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sabbatai","content_text":"This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! ","content_html":"This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture!
","summary":"This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg & cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! ","date_published":"2019-01-31T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/24671b7f-6d59-4ce0-866c-361b50f01636.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":69864032,"duration_in_seconds":5821}]},{"id":"2a033a2e-0f23-4573-8462-dd86c9f9b972","title":"63 - Pablo Picasso: Hefty Bag Cubist Paella Boy","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/picasso","content_text":"Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.","content_html":"Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.
","summary":"Let us paint you a picture of a shirtless, hairy Pablo Picasso mashing his sloppy paint brush into whomever came his way. Riding of the bulls, try riding of the doormats.","date_published":"2019-01-24T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/2a033a2e-0f23-4573-8462-dd86c9f9b972.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":91280921,"duration_in_seconds":3701}]},{"id":"8ec24556-7815-45da-a093-881f169a071c","title":"62 - Nikola Tesla: Electricity Boners & Pigeon Banging","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/tesla","content_text":"When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!","content_html":"When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!
","summary":"When Nikola Tesla wasn't conducting mad scientist electrical experiment, he enjoyed the tender moments with is one true love... a super sexual pigeon. That's right Elon Musk, Tesla was a furry!","date_published":"2019-01-17T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/8ec24556-7815-45da-a093-881f169a071c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":82807808,"duration_in_seconds":4140}]},{"id":"a64793e9-29d7-47ca-95ef-235d9e394edf","title":"61 - William Walker: The American 'President' of Nicaragua","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/williamwalker","content_text":"William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua.","content_html":"William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua.
","summary":"William Walker was a scrawny, entitled, doughy-eyed Southern racist that could not stop illegally invading Central America during the 19th century. Seeing that he was terrified of women, this was not your tequila fueled spring break like off of a 90s reality TV show. The only show he got was the dongs of his soldiers, as their pants rotted away on his death marches through the deserts and jungles of Mexico & Nicaragua.","date_published":"2019-01-10T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/a64793e9-29d7-47ca-95ef-235d9e394edf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":96795378,"duration_in_seconds":8066}]},{"id":"c9eb798c-4437-4368-bb55-c67f70d65617","title":"60 - Thomas de Marle: Medieval Crusader with the Truck Nutz to prove it.","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/demarle","content_text":"When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.","content_html":"When you think of the Crusades, do you think of knights in shining armor? Try goose following idiots with purple Truck Nutz on tied to their horses! We take a look at Thomas de Marle, the 11th century moron that just couldn't stop pillaging. Thought chivalry was dead?!? You don't know the first thing about it.
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","summary":"Beat legend Jack Kerouac joins the ranks of the Goof Troupe. His life and works are hailed as god-like by trust fund hipsters, free spirits that never out grew their teenage angst and men with grownie tails looking for an excuse to divorce their 3rd wive. We're stripping away all the bull and diving into the real Kerouac; his hypocritical conservative views, his mother-loving alcoholism and his accessory to murder. ","date_published":"2018-12-27T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/3ef4f43b-0353-483e-bc12-cea14089194d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":87817472,"duration_in_seconds":5488}]},{"id":"522112b4-9b74-4b92-8ac8-566e5766ccba","title":"Roast Mortem 2018 Countdown Special","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/2018countdown","content_text":"It's that time of year! The 2018 Roast Mortem Countdown is upon us. We're counting down the 10 ten dead idiots that died on the 18th year of their centuries. So suck some eggnog, get spicy and deck your balls with some premium roasting!","content_html":"It's that time of year! The 2018 Roast Mortem Countdown is upon us. We're counting down the 10 ten dead idiots that died on the 18th year of their centuries. So suck some eggnog, get spicy and deck your balls with some premium roasting!
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","summary":"What do CIA funded death squads, Yale cheerleading and oily Kuwaiti handjobs have in common? Why, President George HW Bush, of course! This is our anti-eulogy to the war criminal with the craaaaazy, waaaacky socks you've been hearing about. ","date_published":"2018-12-13T06:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/069c084e-3eb7-434d-9676-9ccdf9da8ee7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":90695936,"duration_in_seconds":6478}]},{"id":"56679cba-1b22-4752-adfd-948ebdd2fce4","title":"57 - Gregor MacGregor: 19th Century Trouble in Paradise","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/gregormacgregor","content_text":"Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat. ","content_html":"Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat.
","summary":"Tired of rainy 19th century Scotland? Come to the South American Paradise of Poyias! We DEFINITELY have an Opera house, streets paved with gold... Hell we might even have running water! All you have to do is give all your money to Gregor MacGregor and jump on that boat. \r\n","date_published":"2018-12-06T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/56679cba-1b22-4752-adfd-948ebdd2fce4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":99086561,"duration_in_seconds":6040}]},{"id":"7c4a87a0-e167-472c-8277-1eac23b2fbad","title":"56 - Edward Drinker Cope: History's Most Bone-Headed Paleontologist","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwarddrinkercope","content_text":"Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries. ","content_html":"Seen the documentary Jurassic Park? Think you know dinosaurs? Well, Edward Drink Cope sure doesn't... Even though he discovered a whole bunch of 'em. This dangus started a Bone War that shook the field of paleontology for centuries.
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","summary":"Hey Ridley Scott! Think your Gladiator movie was so cool... Well Roast Mortem tells it better. You left out the parts where people drink out of penis cups like they are at a shitty Roman Dick's Last Resort.","date_published":"2018-11-22T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/40034cfc-2e6a-4cad-a9c7-4482dc2c48b1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":85809422,"duration_in_seconds":5955}]},{"id":"8b519794-c2f3-4f48-9846-0636ec17d773","title":"54 - Django Reinhardt: Gypsy Jazz Legend and Extra Hardt","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/django","content_text":"We learn what it means to be a gypsy jazz guitar legend... Be extra French, smoke a billion cigarettes, blow off shows to go drunk fishing, and permanently screw up your meat claws in a caravan fire. Worked for Django Reinhardt.","content_html":"We learn what it means to be a gypsy jazz guitar legend... Be extra French, smoke a billion cigarettes, blow off shows to go drunk fishing, and permanently screw up your meat claws in a caravan fire. Worked for Django Reinhardt.
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\n\nYeah... Hopkins is that kind of zealot monster.
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","summary":"The father of evolution, Charles Darwin, spent his lifetime laboriously ogling the boobies of the Galapagos and rigorously examining the huge dongs of the promiscuous barnacles. ","date_published":"2018-10-04T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/9cc20424-8473-4ce6-8ee0-4ae6433ca428.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":81070877,"duration_in_seconds":4914}]},{"id":"9cd933fd-d2b5-4466-b777-2315dab5fe7b","title":"47 - Martin Luther: The 95 Feces","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/martinluther","content_text":"Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.","content_html":"Martin Luther was the founder of the Protestant Reformation, but between changing minds about the relationship between god and his followers... he was a hemorrhoid-scratching, foul-mouthed hypocrite who’s anti-Semitic fervor would eventually be the foundation of the Holocaust.
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","summary":"You think you know who Albert Einstein is, but actually he was a stinky, egg-sucking soup boy that liked to pound his cousin.","date_published":"2018-09-13T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/b0d381bd-2a1f-42f2-9ca7-37fdc782255c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":90364436,"duration_in_seconds":5495}]},{"id":"4db1c9b6-50f3-475a-a3c5-aa3d9f921b56","title":"44 - Wilbur Glenn Voliva: Flat-Earther, Evangelical Radio Host & Cult Leader","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/voliva","content_text":"Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh end lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.","content_html":"Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh end lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.
","summary":"Roast Mortem takes an inside look into Zion City, IL. ALL MUST OBEY THE OVERSEER! Overseer Wilbur Glenn Voliva has deemed dancing, whistling, bathing suits and of course modern medicine punishable by his praetorian police. Oh and lets not forget THE EARTH IS FLAT.","date_published":"2018-09-06T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/4db1c9b6-50f3-475a-a3c5-aa3d9f921b56.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":82410908,"duration_in_seconds":4998}]},{"id":"3850d566-7624-4ab2-9a5a-b528d66955d9","title":"43 - Master Class: Cooks 'Typhoid Mary and the Gals'","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/masterclasscooks","content_text":"You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'.","content_html":"You are cordially invited to the Roast Mortem's Master Class: Cooks. We will be entering the kitchen of three culinary legends to study their unconventional techinques, recipes and ingredients. Typhoid Mary and her Gals know the best meals are prepared with a little extra 'love'.
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","summary":"What's your favorite food at a family BBQ? Human haggis with a side of inbreeding, maybe? Emily Saltman presents a disturbing look into Sawney Bean and his family of cave-dwelling cannibals.","date_published":"2018-08-09T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/70e0c538-b02f-43c4-b1f3-aeac2d4058a2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":82010388,"duration_in_seconds":4973}]},{"id":"9b140d70-f479-4b77-9e88-c27b75fbd4a2","title":"39 - William Lyon Mackenzie: Canada's Try-Hard Revolutionary","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/mackenzie","content_text":"When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.","content_html":"When it comes to revolutionaries William Lyon Mackenzie is straight up the Charlie Brown of the bunch. The first mayor of Toronto had great intentions but failed at almost everything he ever did. We are talking Canadian independence here... There's a reason the queen is still on their bills. To get some inside insight, Travis captures two living Canadians in his poutine trap to discuss life in the Great White North.
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\nThat's right, we're roasting the dude that figured out things fall down, dog!
Gabriella Ferreira joins us as we roast Coco Chanel. The queen of couture has a very dark secret. Here's a hint... it invovles the Nazis, Winston Churchill and a lot of erections. Her 'little black dress' wasn't just sexy af, it was covert.
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","summary":"Hank Williams the grandaddy of country music, knew how to sing, knew how to play but boy did he know how to drink. You don't know trailerpark trash until you've heard this man yodel! ","date_published":"2018-07-05T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/f6f4e1ac-155d-438e-a26d-2ca38e1f9995.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":89562373,"duration_in_seconds":6223}]},{"id":"dee00ab3-5934-4647-bb94-1a19c553d4f3","title":"34 - Wyatt Earp: Shoddy Lawman & Wild West Wuss ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/earp","content_text":"We break down the myths and legends behind one of the most notorious gunslingers in the Wild West, Wyatt Earp. And what we find out... is he's an extra-soft ice cream boy. There's something fishy at the O.K. Corral and it's not one of Wyatt's numerous prostitutes.","content_html":"We break down the myths and legends behind one of the most notorious gunslingers in the Wild West, Wyatt Earp. And what we find out... is he's an extra-soft ice cream boy. There's something fishy at the O.K. Corral and it's not one of Wyatt's numerous prostitutes.
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","summary":"Will Smith from Artificial Brain joins us as we roast history's drunkest aristocrat, John Mytton. This 19th century English noble makes even the craziest rockstars look like precious schoolboys! Who were his drinking buddies? A menagerie of freaking wild animals! ","date_published":"2018-06-21T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/33100c8e-2139-476b-baed-21e5a54a6bd6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":93452589,"duration_in_seconds":5688}]},{"id":"732cbef3-dd78-4ab0-aea6-b4b971110c36","title":"32 - Jerry Garcia: Keep on Truckin' till You Drop!","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jerrygarcia","content_text":"He was good with an ax, terrible with an axe and horrendous with his ex. Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead, much like the self-serving generation he helped shape, always put himself first. His heroin-fueled pursuit of good vibes did not change the world, it simply made hacky sacks more popular… man.","content_html":"He was good with an ax, terrible with an axe and horrendous with his ex. Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead, much like the self-serving generation he helped shape, always put himself first. His heroin-fueled pursuit of good vibes did not change the world, it simply made hacky sacks more popular… man.
","summary":"He was good with an ax, terrible with an axe and horrendous with his ex. Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead, much like the self-serving generation he helped shape, always put himself first. His heroin-fueled pursuit of good vibes did not change the world, it simply made hacky sacks more popular… man.","date_published":"2018-06-14T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/732cbef3-dd78-4ab0-aea6-b4b971110c36.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":81024831,"duration_in_seconds":4911}]},{"id":"2d25eb60-9c58-4722-b9cf-a83b81c52301","title":"31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/archimedes","content_text":"Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'\nJoin us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.","content_html":"Archimedes was one of ancient history's most brilliant minds... when he wasn't screaming around town naked screaming 'Eureka!'
\nJoin us as we discuss his war machines, mathimatical theories and why he enjoys flopping it out in public.
We step inside the castle of history's most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath & Beyond.
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","summary":"We're roasting the OG cynic and overall trash monster, Diogenes. When he wasn't rubbing one out on the streets, you could find him surrounded by a pack of mangy dogs flailing poultry in the face of his rival philosophers. ","date_published":"2018-05-24T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/6daa2796-7974-4a72-b9c0-a3a7ddb72989.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":79463839,"duration_in_seconds":4814}]},{"id":"d9a73cf3-b1d9-45b6-a51a-d93b52f69678","title":"28 - P.T. Barnum: PT Cruis'n USA","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ptbarnum","content_text":"Come one! Come all! Feast your eyes on people with disabilities and captive animals. We're roasting P.T. Barnum, America's greatest promoter and king of the big top!","content_html":"Come one! Come all! Feast your eyes on people with disabilities and captive animals. We're roasting P.T. Barnum, America's greatest promoter and king of the big top!
","summary":"Come one! Come all! Feast your eyes on people with disabilities and captive animals. We're roasting P.T. Barnum, America's greatest promoter and king of the big top!","date_published":"2018-05-17T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/d9a73cf3-b1d9-45b6-a51a-d93b52f69678.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":95273823,"duration_in_seconds":5802}]},{"id":"02205cef-6b2d-4936-ba67-ea621a532ebf","title":"27 - John VI of Portugal (a.k.a J6 Hot Pocks) ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/johviportugal","content_text":"The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.","content_html":"The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.
","summary":"The enemy is closing, your wife is plotting against you and having orgies that you're not invited to; What do you do? If you're King John VI, you pull out some old pocket chicken, ditch your capital and ask your manservant for a hand jibber.","date_published":"2018-05-10T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/02205cef-6b2d-4936-ba67-ea621a532ebf.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":70179792,"duration_in_seconds":4234}]},{"id":"6e133682-e09e-4b6a-8d69-2fbdeaae312a","title":"26 - Crown Prince Sado: Korean Crazy Boy","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sado","content_text":"We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.","content_html":"We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.
","summary":"We take our first stab at Asian nobility as we roast Korea's Crown Prince Sado. If you thought Charles II of Spain was crazy, this whinny little idiot has a taste for blood! Thankfully justice was served in the most brutal death on RMC to date.","date_published":"2018-05-03T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/6e133682-e09e-4b6a-8d69-2fbdeaae312a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":88776291,"duration_in_seconds":5396}]},{"id":"0b71dc35-ea56-4e9a-b0d6-32c01dd06b48","title":"25 - Sylvia Browne: TV Psychic and Tour Guide to Browne Town","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/sylviabrowne","content_text":"I can see your future. You're standing there with your headphones on and a one way ticket to Browne Town in your hand. I can hear you laughing! You're laughing at our roast of Sylvia Browne, the resident psychic of The Montel Williams Show. \nNow you're talking a dump... My psychic abilities are fading. ","content_html":"I can see your future. You're standing there with your headphones on and a one way ticket to Browne Town in your hand. I can hear you laughing! You're laughing at our roast of Sylvia Browne, the resident psychic of The Montel Williams Show.
\nNow you're talking a dump... My psychic abilities are fading.
John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'Only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin.
","summary":"John Alicastro of CFO$ joins us as we roast Russia's first president. Ever seen one of those 'only in Russia' videos? Usually involves lethal amount of vodka and acts of daring stupidity. Well, that sums up Boris Yeltsin.","date_published":"2018-04-19T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/c8be19eb-5360-471d-a019-94b19c4ca1f0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":57952909,"duration_in_seconds":3469}]},{"id":"6175419c-e537-4894-9255-ae4702439dcd","title":"23 - Liberace: Too much of a good thing will kill ya!","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/librerace","content_text":"We're roasting America's most talented,flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!","content_html":"We're roasting America's most talented,flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!
","summary":"We're roasting America's most talented and flamboyant pianist Liberace. His showmanship and charisma was unrivaled, but his vanity got the best of him. Oh yeah, and he would surgically make his lovers look like him... Creep!","date_published":"2018-04-12T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/6175419c-e537-4894-9255-ae4702439dcd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":71989936,"duration_in_seconds":4347}]},{"id":"9e850ae9-88dd-4bc0-8b0b-c6a2d618e6e0","title":"22 - Jack Tramiel: Video Game Dangus","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/jacktramiel","content_text":"This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!","content_html":"This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!
","summary":"This businessman left his big brown skid mark on the video game industry in the 70s & 80s. His iron fist, cut-throat management of Commodore and Atari gave him Darth Vader like status amongst programmers & gamers alike. Big old diarrhea boy!","date_published":"2018-04-04T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/9e850ae9-88dd-4bc0-8b0b-c6a2d618e6e0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":96522909,"duration_in_seconds":5880}]},{"id":"354857fe-0c34-40af-9c76-6e9756958ba7","title":"21 - Caravaggio: Master Painter & Pox-ridden Sociopath","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/caravaggio","content_text":"Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.","content_html":"Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he also loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.
","summary":"Emily Saltman joins us as we roast 16th century Italian painter, Caravaggio. Not only did he love to paint, he aslo loved boozing, brawling and banging courtesans. A master with the brush and a master in the sheets... if he paid for it... So, probably not really.","date_published":"2018-03-29T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/354857fe-0c34-40af-9c76-6e9756958ba7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":97939897,"duration_in_seconds":3979}]},{"id":"132aa45b-63f8-4921-849f-039ad90708bd","title":"20 - John Dillinger: Pubic Enema No.2","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/dillinger","content_text":"The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!","content_html":"The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!
","summary":"The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!","date_published":"2018-03-22T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/132aa45b-63f8-4921-849f-039ad90708bd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":102116173,"duration_in_seconds":6230}]},{"id":"d73a28f3-efd1-44ac-b0bb-b437f1bbda4f","title":"19 - Edward Chapman: Triple Agent Jelly Boy","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/edwardchapman","content_text":"Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douchey chap! ","content_html":"Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douchey chap!
","summary":"Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douche chap. ","date_published":"2018-03-15T15:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/d73a28f3-efd1-44ac-b0bb-b437f1bbda4f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":89415549,"duration_in_seconds":5436}]},{"id":"3f5384a1-f79b-4dc2-b35a-45518331191d","title":"18 - Marlon Brando: The Sexy Human Vacuum ","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/marlonbrando","content_text":"When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace. ","content_html":"When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace.
","summary":"When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather, A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront. What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace. ","date_published":"2018-03-08T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/3f5384a1-f79b-4dc2-b35a-45518331191d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":70763220,"duration_in_seconds":4270}]},{"id":"0e6e93af-4ead-4f2d-b0d6-8e5f1184668d","title":"17 - Keith Moon of The Who","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/keithmoon","content_text":"When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.","content_html":"When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.
","summary":"When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.","date_published":"2018-03-01T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/0e6e93af-4ead-4f2d-b0d6-8e5f1184668d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72922399,"duration_in_seconds":4528}]},{"id":"e47c55fc-8d25-4fa6-b904-3d614c89ea2d","title":"16 - Charles II of Spain and his Family of Inbreds","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/charlesii","content_text":"Young, dumb and full of inbred -\n...You get the picture. \nRead this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.\nIf you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.","content_html":"Young, dumb and full of inbred -
\n...You get the picture.
\nRead this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother.
\nIf you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.
Best known for his use of the Ponzi Scheme (dat's his name), Carlo could polish off a full bucket of meatballs in 30 seconds flat... That might not be true... but he is history's slimiest con man.
","summary":"Best known for his use of the Ponzi Scheme (dat's his name), Carlo could polish off a full bucket of meatballs in 30 seconds flat... That might not be true... but he is history's slimiest con man. ","date_published":"2018-02-15T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/3191158f-ad27-4f3a-ab17-23edb056cdbe.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":73167669,"duration_in_seconds":4544}]},{"id":"18155c53-a4fa-43b5-9f59-4d24e14bc03a","title":"14 - General Douglas MacArthur","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/macarthur","content_text":"While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.","content_html":"While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.
","summary":"While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.","date_published":"2018-02-08T15:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/18155c53-a4fa-43b5-9f59-4d24e14bc03a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":76001240,"duration_in_seconds":4721}]},{"id":"4d7dfe7a-a436-4485-9f65-2e63977b6de3","title":"13 - Che Guevara: Tobacco Pen15 Sucker","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/che","content_text":"When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Nowadays you know him as 'the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte'. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!","content_html":"When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Nowadays you know him as 'the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte'. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!
","summary":"When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Now you know him as the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!","date_published":"2018-02-01T16:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f05343ff-2d21-4305-89eb-102815b99aa5/4d7dfe7a-a436-4485-9f65-2e63977b6de3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":80052916,"duration_in_seconds":4974}]},{"id":"c7e7dc7e-3b82-49d9-b9ac-166cec615562","title":"12 - Steve Jobs (not sorry iTunes)","url":"https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/stevejobs","content_text":"You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes. ","content_html":"You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.
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