Roast Mortem Cast

239 - Humphrey Bogart: The Stiffest Drink and the Blackest Lungs

June 30th, 2022  |  1 hr 30 mins

1940s, acting, actors, cinema, comedy, drinking, film, film history, film noire, golden age of hollywood, history, hollywood, movies, podcast

We exam the life and times of one of Hollywood's most legendary actors, Humphrey Bogart. From his dysfunctional marriage to Mayo Meth-Thot, his constant drinking and smoking, this spoiled rich kid, never really fit in until it was too late.

238 - Carl Sagan: The Language of the Cosmos are Boners

June 23rd, 2022  |  2 hrs 6 mins

america history, carl sagan, comedy, cosmo, drinking, history, podcast, science, space, universe

Grant from Thought Cops joins us for astronomer, exobiologist and dank boy Carl Sagan. Sagan was a man that taught millions about the wonders of the universe, but he also kept some very horny scientist friends. We explore the amazing career of this 20th century scientist, from the US space race, to Dolphin boners.

237 - Alexander the Great (pt6): All GREAT things come to an end

June 16th, 2022  |  1 hr 34 mins

alexander the great, ancient greece, ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greek history, history, influential people, military, podcast, warfare

All great things come to an end, we unpack the mysterious and sudden death of Alexander the Great, his legacy and all the chafed thighs he affected!

236 - Alexander the Great (pt5): Hitting the Hindu Kush

June 9th, 2022  |  1 hr 43 mins

alexander the great, ancient greece, ancient history, antiquity, battle tactics, comedy, empire, epic, history, india, iran, legend, military history, pakistan, persian, podcast, warfare

Alex expands further and further into Asia. Into a world previously unknown to the Hellenic states. Where people eat spicy curry, ride giant ants and smoke the dankest nugs!

235 - Alexander the Great (pt4): Empire Building 101

June 2nd, 2022  |  1 hr 41 mins

alexander the great, ancient greece, ancient history, antiquity, battle tactics, comedy, empire, epic, history, legend, military history, persian, podcast, warfare

Alexander continues to steamroll around the the Mediterranean. He mashes the Gordian Knot, he poops his pants with malaria, he creates a freaking peninsula to attack the island city of Tyre!!! Oh and if you thought Zeus and Philip were his only daddies.... Try Amon-Ra. Cause guess what, he takes Egypt. All leading up to the decisive battle against the flaccid Darius at the Battle of Gaugamela!

234 - Alexander the Great (pt3): Epic Darius vs Alexander Showdown

May 26th, 2022  |  1 hr 32 mins

Alexander first faces off with Darius III and instantly finds his gaping hole

233 - Alexander the Great (pt2): Hard Hellenic Hell-Raising

May 19th, 2022  |  1 hr 16 mins

alexander the great, ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greece, greek history, history, macedonia, persia, podcast, politics, warfare

Our saga of Alexander the Great continues... or begins, as Alexander is pooped out into the world, electrified by the jizzbolts of the mighty Zeus!
But lil' Alex isn't great just yet, he is just a baby boy! His daddy Philp on the other hand is smacking around all of his other Hellenic neighbors, even scores himself a druggie Oracle. DOPE!
But when you fly too close to Helios, you're gonna get burned.

232 - Alexander the Great (pt1): Greek Salad Extra Ranch

May 12th, 2022  |  1 hr 39 mins

ancient history, classical, comedy, drinking, greek history, history, podcast

We begin are hard as hell epic of Alexander the Great. Not even making it out of the womb, we cover the hell out of ancient ionic Greek and their slick thighs

231 - Chiang Kai-shek (pt4): Taiwan!!! second times a charm, right?

May 5th, 2022  |  1 hr 35 mins

china, chinese history, cia, cold war, comedy, dictator, drinking, espionage, history, podcast, revolution, taiwan, us foreign politics, warfare

The final episode of our Chiang Kai-shek series. The ultimate showdown between Mao Zedong and Chiang Kai-Shek... Spoilers Chaing losses... From his tiny island of Taiwan, he declares that he will one day retake mainland China!

230 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt3): WWII Gangbang

April 28th, 2022  |  1 hr 31 mins

1930s, 1940s, america, china, chinese history, combat, comedy, communism, history, international diplomacy, japan, military history, podcast, war, war crimes, warfare, wwii

We cover the Second Sino-Japanese War and WWII as Chiang goes to war with modern mechanized Imperial Japan as he burns his own country to the ground. And after some sailors in Hawaii have a really bad day Dec 7th 1941, America joins the fight!

229 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt2): The Sloppy Nanjing Decade & Donald of China

April 21st, 2022  |  1 hr 31 mins

1920s, 1930s, asian history, china, chinese, chinese history, comedy, communism, history, japan, manchuria, military history, nanjing decade, podcast, revolution, war, warfare

Our story of Chiang Kai Shek continues and we dive head first into the Nanjing Decade. Chiang seizes power and leads a violent purge of the CCP. And one extremely white dude named Donald of China, saves the country from unraveling at the seams.

228 - Chiang Kai-Shek (pt1): The Virgin Boy Egg of China

April 14th, 2022  |  2 hrs 5 mins

china, chinese history, civil war, comedy, drinking, history, japan, military history, podcast, rebellion, revolution

We begin a epic series down the life of revolutionary and founder of modern China, Chiang Kai-Shek. Chiang quickly shed his 'Milk name' and headed out into a career in the military, nationalism and syphilis

227 - Walt Disney - Cultural Icon, Suppressed Furry & Chu-Chu man

April 7th, 2022  |  2 hrs 12 mins

america history, americana, animation, cartoons, comedy, cultural studies, disney, disney world, history, hollywood, icon, mickey mouse, movies, podcast, walt disney

Zach from YoloSwagStudios joins us for a roast of WALT DISNEY. From humble beginnings at the ol’ family jelly factory, Disney created a cultural empire that changed shaped the American identity. I mean without him we would never had Shrek… not that Shrek is a Disney cartoon… but Butterfly Effect, bro!

226 - Melvil Dewey: The Double D Dewey Decimal System

March 31st, 2022  |  1 hr 53 mins

america history, comedy, drinking, education, history, idiot, lake placid, librarian, library, new york, podcast, research, sex

Professional Librarian and resident host Connor takes us through the life of horn dog Melvil Dewey. You know, the Dewey Decimal System! Dewey was a very particular man with very particular tastes... Especially when it came to his female students & colleagues. In addition to organizing libraries as we know it, Dewey also tried to shorten the English language and set up his own little racist, sexual assault vacation resort, Lake Placid, New York!

225 - Hiroshi Yamauchi : Nintendo's Willy Wonka Hates You

March 24th, 2022  |  2 hrs 40 mins

1980s, 1990s, business, classic games, comedy, drinking, gaming, gaming history, history, japanese history, mario, monopoly, nintendo, playstation, podcast, retro games, video games, wealth

The boys from the Drink a Beer Play a Game Podcast join us for a roast of the Nintendo's grumpy, egotistical president Hiroshi Yamauchi. The meteoric rise of Nintendo Frankensteined the video game industry back to life in the 1980’s with Yamauchi at the helm. He manically micromanaged his team, the all while NEVER PLAYING A VIDEO GAME IN HIS LIFE

224 - George C Scott (pt2): The Sophisticated Strangler

March 17th, 2022  |  1 hr 40 mins

acting, america history, cinema, comedy, drinking, film history, history, hollywood, oscars, patton, podcast

The ultimate American actor becomes the ultimate American General... And then he does it again... in a very lame TV production. We finish out the turbulant carreer of George C Scott, the man that put Hollywood in a choke hold.